Archie McPhee Stuff – Unicorns, Ninjas and More

I found out about this line of fun stuff from Classical Values, starting from the very sweet (in a jingoistic way) Cold War Unicorns Play Set.

Below is a small selection of the tons of stuff purchase-able from Archie McPhee - Toys, Gifts & Novelties made by Magic Pixies! Mostly from the Unicorns and Ninjas section. Psychotic sales pitches by the site, not by me!

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Cold War Unicorns Play Set

The Cold War Unicorns Play Set allows you to play out the intense struggle between two global superpowers in the majestic fantasy world of the Unicorn! Can the Communist Unicorn’s horn of classless social structure hold up against the Freedom Unicorn’s hooves of capitalist opportunity? Each hard vinyl unicorn is 3-3/4″ tall with articulated joints for all sorts of dramatic poses.

Cold War Unicorn Play Set
item 11674
$9.95 ea.

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Avenging Unicorn Play Set

Everyone wants an imaginary unicorn friend that they can call forth to smite their enemies. The Avenging Unicorn Play Set has everything you need to use the power of the unicorn to rid your life of irritations. Put the posable, 3-3/4″ tall, hard vinyl unicorn on a flat surface and then impale one of three 3-1/8″ tall, soft vinyl figures included (businessman/boss, new age lady and mime). Also includes four interchangeable horns (classic spiral, chrome, glow and pearlescent).

Avenging Unicorn Play Set
item 11554
$12.95 ea.

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Avenging Narwhal Play Set

The narwhal is an arctic-dwelling whale that has been called “the unicorn of the sea” due to its long pointy tusk. There is debate about the true purpose of this tusk, but finally the truth is revealed! The narwhal uses its tusk to impale the cute animals of the world, specifically baby seals, baby penguins and koalas. This 5-1/2″ long, hard vinyl narwhal comes with four magic tusks (crystal, onyx, ruby and ice) to impale the three 1-1/2″ long, soft vinyl cuties. Don’t let cute overrun the world, fight back with your own Avenging Narwhal!

Avenging Narwhal Play Set
item 11689
$12.95 ea.

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Unicorn vs. Narwhal Play Set

There is only room enough on this earth for one majestic horned beast, thus the Unicorn and Narwhal must clash to decide the fate of their species. Two previous battles ended in a tie, with both sides claiming to be the victim of dirty tactics. Now you can settle the score with your very own Unicorn vs. Narwhal Play Set. Each set includes one 5-1/2″ long, hard vinyl narwhal, one 3-3/4″ tall, hard vinyl unicorn and four magical battle horns.

Unicorn vs. Narwhal Play Set
item 11731
$9.95 ea.

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Ninja Attack!

The only sure way to defeat your foe is with a full-scale Ninja Attack! And in case you didn’t know, real ninjas are the greatest assassins known to mankind, plus they can turn invisible whenever they want! Just load one of the 1-1/4″ plastic ninjas into the 5-3/4″ long plastic shooting device and pull the trigger to launch a stealth attack! Four different ninjas included.

Ninja Attack!
item 11491
$4.95 ea.

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Ninja Clock

It’s pretty much common knowledge that ninjas control time. Just when you think you’ve got one in a bad spot, he’ll stop time and you’ll wake up three days later in the engine room of a Chinese cargo ship with double vision and a mysterious rash. This 13″ tall, plastic time piece features nunchuck hands and a swinging ninja pendulum. Requires one AA battery (included).

Ninja Clock
item 11673
$17.95 ea.

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Pope Innocent III Action Figure

Introduce this Pope Innocent III Action Figure to your other figures and watch the spiritual sparks fly! Armed with his formidable power of excommunication and an intimidating scroll inscribed with Latin text, this 6″ tall, hard plastic model of the 176th Pope will soon have all your other action figures lining up for confession. Read the back of the illustrated blistercard and you’ll find that Pope Innocent III was a good guy in all respects. He was a patron of the arts, cared about orphans, built a hospital and reunified the Papal States! Comes with removable fancy Pope hat.

Pope Innocent III Action Figure
item 11147
Set of 2 $4.99

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Precaution Notebook

Go ahead, judge this notebook by its cover. The dynamic images on the front and back are sure to fit your fancy. This 4″ x 6″ notebook has 125 sheets of lined paper and a handy accordion pocket on the inside back cover. Also features an elastic band attached to the back that wraps around the notebook to secure the pages when not in use. Keep one at work, one at home and one in the car so you’ll always have somewhere to jot down your genius ideas, priceless thoughts and snappy comebacks.

Precaution Notebook
item 11152
$7.95 ea.

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Obsessive Compulsive Action Figure

This 5-1/4″ tall, hard vinyl Obsessive Compulsive Action Figure is worried about whether or not you washed your hands after you used the bathroom. Just in case, he’s sure you won’t mind if he wears his gloves and surgical mask when he shakes your hand. Or even better, maybe you could just bump elbows with him. Now, as soon as he finishes counting those ceiling tiles, he can get started on alphabetizing the canned foods. Mini surgical mask included. Packaged with a sanitary, hypo-allergenic towelette to clean off the figure before you touch it.

Obsessive Compulsive
Action Figure
item 11561
$8.95 ea.

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Windup Sushi

What is it about Sushi that we find so appealing? Is it the colorful presentation? Is it the idea of eating raw fish? Or is it simply the taste? You can contemplate this great mystery as you play with this set of 6 1.75″ x 1″ windup walkers shaped like different kinds of sushi.

Windup Sushi
item M5956
Set of 6. $18.95

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T-Bone Air Freshener

This unlikely air freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore’s day. Hang the T-Bone from your rearview mirror to give your car the aroma of a down-home BBQ joint. Each one has a handy string for hanging and measures about 4″ tall.

T-Bone Air Freshener
item 11065
Set of 3. $4.95

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Bacon Strips Bandages

Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage from Accoutrements. And if a fancy bandage isn’t enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each comes in a 3-3/4″ tall metal pocket tin and contains a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. The 3″ x 1″ Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon. Fifteen per tin.

Bacon Strips Bandages
item 11476
Box of 15 $4.95

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I’ll have what he’s having

Ever been tempted by a passing dessert cart? Desired a dab of your dinner companion’s delicious dumplings? The metal Freeloader Fork looks like a normal fork, but it telescopically extends to a length of 21″! At its full length it allows you to surreptitiously taste other’s food and never be suspected. It can also be used as a pointer for culinary lectures, a back scratcher or a humorous conductor’s wand.

Freeloader Fork
item 10571
$7.95 ea.

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Create A Commie

Lenin or Marx? Castro or Trotsky? No matter who your favorite communist is, you’re sure to love Create A Commie. Just move the metal shavings around with the magnetic plastic wand to transform the generic red face into the communist of your choice. Frame is 6″ tall and made of plastic.

Create A Commie
item 11707
$4.95 ea.

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Back to the future

Does the frantic pace of today’s world make you want to turn back the hands of time and give yourself a few extra hours? We’ve solved this problem for you with our new Backward Clock. The hour, minute and second hands move backward to give you the extra time you need. The numbers on this 10-1/2″-diameter clock are arranged counterclockwise to help you keep track of how much time you’re saving. Black exterior, black and white clock face, black hands and red second hand.

Backward Clock
item 10570
$12.95 ea.

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Lord’s Prayer Singing Alarm Clock

Did you ever consider that the shrieking buzz that comes from your alarm clock is really the voice of Satan straight from the pits of Hell? No wonder you wake up grumpy! Well, this 8″ x 4″ plastic alarm clock will lull you awake with the Lord’s Prayer in song form. It doesn’t come with batteries, but it will surely charge your days with plastic pre-recorded religious power!

Lord’s Prayer Singing Alarm Clock
item M6072
$24.95 ea.

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