Cracked.com’s 5 Most Horrifying Bugs VS Scott’s 5 Most Horrible Worms


I’m number one for worms! See Scott’s Blog – The Best Place for Tapeworms.

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Via In Monologue, visit Cracked.com to see these ’5 Most Horrifying Bugs in the World’

    gianthornet1

    bulletant1

    africanized1

    armyant1

    botfly1

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Now compare the beasties you just saw to my own pick of the ’5 MOST HORRIBLE WORMS IN YOUR BODY’.

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WARNING! TOTAL GROSS OUT FOLLOWS!!!

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I WARNED YOU!!!

These nightmarish creatures called endoparasitic worms are far more horrifying in my opinion, as they tunnel into, eat and breed in your very own precious body.

Infesting your MUSCLES
dracunculiasis

DracunculiasisFoot

DracunculiasisInJar

Your LYMPH NODES (transmitted by mere mosquito bites!!!)…

elephantiasis

filariasis

Your HEART

heartworm

Your LUNGS

AscariansisLungs

ascariansis

And your BRAIN.

YOUR MOST PRECIOUS BRAIN I SAY!!!!!!!!!

TrichinellaInMuscle

TrichinosisEyes

TrichinellaWithFullyFormedLarvae

And with dis-honourable mention, here’s just one of the countless varieties that infest your INTESTINES.

Tapeworm

You can run from the hornets, ants and bees. But you won’t even see the worms until it is too late and a billion-strong army of squirming, burrowing death bursts from your every pore and gland.

They don’t die from insecticide. You can’t swat them. They live inside you, so you can’t even burn or nuke them.

They totally and utterly pwn you.

But remember! These monstrous forms of Intelligently Designed life are not God’s fault.

PS. The poor little bees that the Japanese Hornet likes to bully have their own unique defense: The Bee Ball: Bee Thermal Defense


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45 Responses to “Cracked.com’s 5 Most Horrifying Bugs VS Scott’s 5 Most Horrible Worms”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    I find you to be a hack. Stop piggybacking your crap on legitimate websites.

  2. Scott Thong Says:

    I find you to be anonymous and totally disregarding on my own painstaking searching for horrific invertebrate facts and images. It’s not like I force everyone who goes there to visit my post. Heck, people even have copy and paste the html to get to my post… Something which you obviously did.

    Grow an identity, or call on Cracked to delete my comment if you’re so convicted. If they don’t want me to link to them, ask them to tell me themselves.

  3. uninspired Says:

    this isn’t well written, or well presented at all. agreed with anonymous.

  4. Scott Thong Says:

    Fine! If you must know… It was originally to spread the Cracked.com article meme-like, then I thought that worms are more horrible and posted a comment at Cracked. Quid pro quo.

    Besides, I also posted comments on the bee defense against the hornets. That came long before Cracked’s article, and is how I even knew about the 5 Most Horrifying Bugs (via In Monologue’s blog).

    http://scottthong.wordpress.com/2007/07/02/the-bee-ball-bee-thermal-defense/

  5. Scott Thong Says:

    Now why can’t I get more comments like the 4th one on this thread? Lol!

    http://www.wrankmusic.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5561

  6. kureshii Says:

    There’s a reason why such a post has not been created yet, even though the resources to do so are certainly there… WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, SCOTT!? YOU HAVE RELEASED POWERS YOU UNDERSTAND NOT!

    Just kidding ^_~

    There are so many horrifying species of worms that it’s hard to pick any worst 5 out of them… I can understand the original article author’s decision to stick with just bugs.

  7. Simon Thong Says:

    Anonymous is infested with ENVY and uninspired is infested with JEALOUSY; which makes them two of a kind..anonymous, uninspired and insipid.

  8. hutchrun Says:

    Another horrifying worm:

    I have a few questions for the DPM and it is important that he ponders hard on them:

    1) Is he using the Malays in Kampung Baru as a threat to all Malaysians who wanted to exercise their constitutional rights to assemble, speak and association?
    2) What will the government do if the Malays in Kampung Baru turned violent? Will the ISA be used against them as well?
    3) From his statement, it is obvious that the government has established communications with the Malays in Kampung Baru. Why didn’t the government take preemptive action against the leaders of Malays in Kampung Baru for displaying violent tendency? Is the government practising double standards?
    4) Is Najib’s statement seditious?

    http://khookaypeng.blogspot.com/2008/01/najib-should-stop-playing-with-communal.html

  9. tamika Says:

    that was the most disturbing site I have ever seen in my entire life.

  10. Scott Thong Says:

    tamika… you seriously haven’t seen ANYTHING yet…

    http://scottthong.wordpress.com/2008/01/25/pictures-of-aborted-fetuses-they-look-human-they-are-human/

  11. merry Says:

    i’m going to barf!!!

  12. kakmode Says:

    pretty sick stuff ..where did you get your source though?>

    aww my foot fell alseep does that mean i have worms?>>

    lmfao

  13. uninspired Says:

    find a new hobby besides blogging.

  14. simon thong Says:

    How uninspired to say that, non-entity that trawls the Net. What have you contributed, apart from this asinine comment that has as its only redeeming feature the absence of vulgarity?

  15. billy Says:

    you’re a ffuukkiinn tool uninspired

  16. Kitty's Dad (Simon) Says:

    silly billy.

  17. dont know what to put as name so i just type randomly Says:

    this just gave me the creepies

  18. Adifferentvoice Says:

    To think that we used to run around without shoes as little boys! How lucky we were, not to pick up a worm! Some of us walked into and out of toilets, which were merely holes in the ground we had dug when camping outdoors…

    It would be interesting to know just how people get these worms. From poorly cooked meat? Stepped on them? Does de-worming children help?

  19. Elizabeth biggs Says:

    I would like to pray for all of the dogs that are going throght this right now and i would all like for you guys to lestin.

    DEAR LORD,

    Thank you for this day and thank you for giving us the life you gave to all humans and animals. I pray god that you help us get throught this situation and help others get throught this situation. Just let all dogs be okay and let them srvive, but if you want them to come and you think it is the right time take them up with you. I thank you lord in your name AMEN!!!!!!!

  20. Elizabeth biggs Says:

    you gys are retrded you do not needd to be typing that stuff on here you are spode to be typing or praying wht tese pepole and dogs are going throgh. so stop your arguing alright? and i bet i am older than you

  21. Elizabeth biggs Says:

    i am 56 years old and no morron besides 29 and under would be typing that kind of stuff so bye. And pray for these pepole and animals

  22. Adifferentvoice Says:

    Goodness, Eliza.bigs., 56 yrs old and angry with the world? Haven’t grown up yet and oredi old? Live and let live…

  23. Adifferentvoice Says:

    ..and what has being 56 and older than others anything to do with anything on this blog? maybe it means u’ve got more WORMS in ur gut, or brain?

  24. kiara Says:

    I feel Very sorry for those who have tape worms or any kinda worms in there body and i hope they get well

  25. Scott Thong Says:

    Zentell. Lots and lots of Zentell.

  26. Alley Ontomi Says:

    and almost all may cousins have tapeworms HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!

  27. Jason Reilly Says:

    Really hey baby will you marry me

  28. Adifferentview Says:

    Would you marry that worm?

  29. lala Says:

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww nasty but i would get a tape worm inside me

  30. Adifferentvoice Says:

    Some women marry men who turn out to be no more than worms….

  31. CSI Says:

    7 Bullshit Police Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)

    http://www.cracked.com/article_18385_7-bullshit-police-myths-everyone-believes-thanks-to-movies.html

  32. CSI Says:

    8 Hilarious Brain Farts (That Endangered National Security)

    http://www.cracked.com/article_18383_8-hilarious-brain-farts-that-endangered-national-security.html

  33. buggies Says:

    As I cower in my Brooklyn apartment, emaciated and terrified, I can’t help but think back to what a friend back in London said to me when I first told him I was getting married and moving to America. “I’ll tell you what, old chap,” he said as he snapped his braces and leant back on his servant. “I’ve met an awful lot of foreigners in my time, and most of them couldn’t be more peculiar if they painted themselves puce and grew tits on their shoulders. I’ve lived in Belgium, for Christ’s sake. But for all our shared language, Americans are the oddest of the lot. I wouldn’t want to be you, my old mucker. Not for all the bumbershoots in Hertfordshire.”

    http://www.cracked.com/article_18406_a-day-in-america-according-to-baffled-foreigner.html

  34. Simon Thong Says:

    What could match “mad dogs and Englishmen in the midday sun”?

  35. slate Says:

    “This second installment of my Soviet-era children’s book series features George Kovenchuk’s 1974 illustrations for Klop (The Bedbug) by Mayakovsky.”

    http://therumpus.net/2010/02/we-have-captured-a-most-rare-specimen/

  36. Simon Thong Says:

    “What you don’t see won’t hurt you.” Tha’s what someone told me when I was a kid. Well, it’s what you don’t see that’s going to hurt you..it’ll eat your insides. The vet told us kids when our beloved dog died that it had worms in the heart. Worms in then heart? We didn’t understand what he was talking about then. Now, we do.

  37. wakino Says:

    Exclusive:

    A Trailer for Every Academy Award Winning Movie Ever

    http://www.cracked.com/video_18156_a-trailer-every-academy-award-winning-movie-ever.html

  38. Ken in Sydney Australia Says:

    If people do not like your photos then why look. I have viewed your photos and I thankyou for your time. Please supply more photos. If I can find a way to remove some of the worms within my body with the use of an AMERICAN company product then why can they not do it. All the best from Ken in Australia

  39. krishna Says:

    DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  43. Rebecca Meichler Says:

    Why isn’t my ex-husband and/or his girlfriend featured here? I suspected he was a closet breast man, but when I met Boobzilla I couldn’t stop myself from blurting “Oh my GOD, you readlly DIDN’T care what ! looked like!” (this following taking steroids for Crohn’s Disease)

  44. Tristan Says:

    not cool

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