Archive for January 13th, 2009

Who Do These Convicted Felons Support?

January 13, 09

Can you tell what all of these convicted felons have in common?

Obama Supporter Felon Mugshots

Obama Supporter Felon Mugshots

Obama Supporter Felon Mugshots

The wild-haired guy pictured is Phil Spector.

Hint: You can see this death row murderer’s last words.

Obama Supporter Felon Mugshots

BUT! Here’s one convicted felon who doesn’t support Obama. Instead, he runs against Obama… And gets 40% of the Democrat votes!

And another:

Obama Supporter Felon Mugshots

George Sodini, who murdered three and wounded nine in the 2009 LA Fitness shooting. From his blog:

November 5, 2008:
Planned to do this in the summer but figure to stick around to see the election outcome. This particular one got so much attention and I was just curious. Not like I give a flying fcuk who won, since this exit plan was already planned. Good luck to Obama! He will be successful. The liberal media LOVES him. Amerika has chosen The Black Man. Good!

And no, he’s not being sarcastic. Follow the links and find out.

And Amy Bishop who shot three colleagues to death (and also her own brother years earlier).

And Dr. Anthrax who killed five and said:

Dick Cheney scares me. The Patriot Act is so unconstitutional it’s not even funny. I’m voting for Obama!

And an American woman who planned to kill a Swede in the name of jihad, Colleen R. LaRose, said back in 2008:

Jihad Jane Support Obama

No wonder, then, that these kind of people vote Democrat, and the Democrats respond in kind by giving them the right to vote and the Obama Justice Department guides them to it. Many already did for Al Franken.

Mugshot collection 1 via Moonbattery, from The Smoking Gun.

Mugshot collection 2 via Moonbattery, from The Smoking Gun.

Solo Phil Spector photo from Moonbattery.

Pro-Hamas is Pro-Peace? (The Violence of Hamas-Supporting Protestors Worldwide)

January 13, 09

Be sure to see also Israel Kicking Hamas Butt Videos & Pics!

See also related at Who is Violent – Left or Right? (731 Cases & counting), Occupy Wall Street vs Tea Party Cartoons Collection, Let’s Compare: DNC Protests vs RNC Protests and Justice for Trayvon’ is Just and Peaceful? for comparisons to other liberal, left wing causes.

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UPDATE 2014: The year changes, but the barbarism remains the same! #IsraelUnderFire #IsraelUnderAttack #GazaUnderAttack

Via I Acknowledge Anti-Semitism Poses as Palestinian “Human Rights” Activism page on Facebook:

Via Pamela Geller:

Another ghastly demo attacking Jews: San Francisco, Los Angeles (where the Department of Homeland Security officer had to fire his weapon to stop the Muslim mob), Boston, Melbourne, Berlin, New York, Chicago, The Hague, Morocco, London, Paris (and more in France) and Malmo – and now Seattle.

Via Pamela Geller:

Via Cherson and Molschky:

Via Kurd.net:

Before the assault the man’s window had been smashed where the flag of Israel had been hung.

“After that the man went out onto the street to see what was going on. Then he was attacked and it was on the basis of the flag. That is the information we have at present,” Linda Pleym of the Malmö police told the TT news agency.

Police said he was then assaulted by around ten people with iron pipes and chased from the building.

Many collected at Twitchy – Paris is burning: Pro-Palestinian demonstrations in France turn ugly [photos]:

Via Pamela Geller:

Via RT.com:

Via Pamela Geller:

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Via Pamela Geller:

Via Tablet Magazine:

Synagogue of La Roquette, which was besieged by a violent mob of between 200 and 300 people that celebrated Bastille Day by chanting violent, racist slogans, waving the banners of Hezbollah and Hamas, and attempting to storm the synagogue in what appears to have been an attempt at a new kind of communal terror against French Jews, who have been routinely targeted over the past decade by public insults, attacks, and beatings as well as a few gruesome murders.

Via Pamela Geller:

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Leaflets threatening the Jewish community because of Israel’s Gaza operation were found on parked cars in a Chicago neighborhood.

The leaflets found Saturday on six cars in the Pulaski Park neighborhood, in the northwestern part of the city, threatened violence if Israel did not pull out of Gaza and end its operation in the coastal strip that began July 8, the Chicago Tribune reported.

Via Algeimer:

Via Breitbart.com:

Footage of the above via Pamela Geller:

The Israeli soccer team Maccabi Haifa was playing soccer in Lille in France when, in the middle of the game, violent Muslims took the field. They attacked the Maccabi players, forcing an end to the game. (Video thanks to JS)

Via Pamela Geller:

young rock-throwing Muslims in Paris chant, “Let’s go to the Jewish neighborhood.” “Tous au quartier juif!” Unfortunately, they did go to the Jewish neighborhood and they vandalized and attacked a number of Jewish stores along the way.

Via Pamela Geller, the Al Qaeda flag spotted:

Via Pamela Geller:

Via Pamela Geller:

protesters were reportedly heard shouting ‘Gas the Jews’.

Sizeable anti-Israel rallies have been held in the German capital, with people taking to the streets allegedly chanting anti-semitic slogans. Some of the demonstrations are said to be organised by Muslim immigrants and neo-Nazi groups.

The Berlin authorities are also investigating anti-semitic behaviour by a radical Imam in the city, after a video uploaded by Israeli daily Haaretz showed an Imam calling for the obliteration of Jews, telling his followers to “kill them to the very last one”.

…“Jews are once again openly threatened in Germany and sometimes attacked, synagogues are being defaced and declared as targets.”

Violence has also been reported during certain protests in Germany

Via Huffington Post:

Via Belfast Telegraph:

A window was smashed at the synagogue in north Belfast some time on Friday night or Saturday morning. A replacement window was then smashed on Saturday afternoon or evening.

Via Pamela Geller:

The “peace” aspect, however, was completely forgotten whenever a suspected Zionist appeared. One such man filming the event was accosted in a threatening manner by about six protestors, with one grabbing his arms from behind. The police had to calm the crowd as some rushed towards a passing vehicle carrying an Israeli flag.

…“Khaybar, Khaybar Oh, Jew. Muhammad’s army will return.” This refers to a seventh-century massacre in which Muhammad’s army attacked the Jewish community of Khaybar in the Arabian Peninsula. The Jewish males who surrendered were beheaded; Muhammad and his soldiers then divided the women, children, and property. Islamists today routinely invoke this battle as a rallying cry to attack Jews.

Anti-Israel fanatics are predictable in that they utilize a constant theme of claiming to be victims while simultaneously inciting hatred and violence.

Via Pamela Geller:

A large group of anti-Israeli thugs were at a rally when a lone pro-Israel girl showed her face with an Israeli flag. They proceeded to shout at her while chasing her, and then instead of engaging in dialogue, they did what every anti-Israel hater does….they harassed her and ripped her flag from her hands.

Via Pamela Geller:

In a video posted online, Ismail is seen imploring, “Oh Allah, destroy the Zionist Jews … Count them and kill them to the very last one. Don’t spare a single one of them.”

Despite the taped comments, he later insisted he was referring only to “Jews who have killed people in Gaza.”

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FIRST: Some hate speech from the comments on my blog.

From MUJAHID - THSES ARE FAKE THINGS CREATED BY JEWS….JEWS GIVE BIRTH FROM DOGS AND THERE HEADS WILL BE CUTT OFF SOON INSHALLAH…..

He is referring to my collection of photos of Hamas using Palestinians as human shields. His name means ‘holy warrior’ (of Islam). He is from Pakistan btw.

From Change - Too bad you Jew-supremacist racist dog is not aborted. Change is from New York in the USA and is also a multi-ID using troll.

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Shameful Violence of Pro-Hamas ‘Peace’ Protestors – just as peace-loving as their Hamas brethren

You can easily tell who the real bad guys are from the behaviour of the kind of people who support them.

Hamas supporters use children as human shields (just like the real Hamas does):

The pro-Hamas supporters splattered their children with fake blood and lined them up in front between them and the police. Then they attacked the police with fireworks and flying objects. The demonstration degenerated into riots, with the children in the front lines… crying.

Hamas Protesters Pro-Ravage Jewish Neighborhood In Antwerp After Rally:

Peaceful pro-Israel rally of thousands in Paris:

…Whereas pro-Hamas mob destroys cars. Somehow, it is supposed to promote peace in Gaza:

And followed by looting:

Looters ransacked a Paris watchmaker and grabbed more than EUR 200,000 worth of stock in the wake of a protest against Israel’s Gaza offensive, the shop said Monday.

Pro-Hamas protestors climb across barrier to physically assault pro-Israel protestors (at 22 seconds):

Burning and vandalizing synagogues in the UK which have nothing to do with Israel, but everything to do with the Jewish faith:

A Baptist church in Britain was graffitied, simply because its name has Zion in it:

An insult aimed at Israeli Jews as well as the words ‘Free Gaza’ were painted in metre high letters on the outside wall of the Milkstone Road church.

The word Israel was partially written onto the side of the church itself, while the rear of the building was daubed with slogans, and a graffiti ‘tag’ thought to be that of a local gang.

Pastor Dennis Rigg discovered the graffiti on Friday morning after being alerted by the Observer, who were contacted by a concerned resident.

The graffiti was painted over within hours and later removed by the council’s environmental management service.

Mr Rigg says he believes the church’s name made it a target for those upset by the current situation in the Middle East.

The church’s name? Zion Baptist Church.

A couple in New York were attacked and injured by a Muslim mob:

A large number of Muslims were milling around since it seems that their rally had reached its end point and was dispersing. Six Muslim men were being photographed with posters with the words, “Praise Hamas and Hezbollah, Reopen the Ovens” and were taking photos of themselves and their posters. Seeing us with the Israel flag, they began screaming, “You’re assholes, Kill the Jews, We are going to kill you, This is OUR country,” etc.

When we left the deli a mob of the original Muslims and others who joined them came up to us screaming death to the Jews, and one man around 19/20 years old ran up and with force and hatred threw an egg into my friend’s eye. This may not seem like much but I am sure the intent was for the egg shells to be lodged in his eye. The egg was not thrown from afar against his coat but was thrown like a rock would be – to inflict as much harm as possible.

We then walked back across the street to our building and were followed by a pack of Muslims – about 8 or 10 – who continued to threaten, mock and scream at us. They seemed surprised at our ferocious counter verbal attack. However, they came right within 6 inches of us saying they would kill us. One of the men was about to attack me when my boyfriend saw the assault about to begin and said, “If you touch her, I swear I’ll kill you.”

Pro-Hamas crowd exploded two cars at a French synagogue, which has nothing to do with Israel, but everything to do with the Jewish faith:

ATTACKERS launched two cars packed with petrol bombs at a synagogue in France’s south-western city of Toulouse on Monday night, causing damage but no casualties, officials said.

One car was set on fire and pushed by the other until it hit the door of the synagogue, at a time when about a dozen people were attending a class with a rabbi. The building caught fire but all those inside escaped unharmed.

Police found unexploded petrol bombs inside the second car, which did not catch fire.

Disgusting and blatant propaganda: The Associated Press reports the firebombing of a synagogue in France as “new wave of anti-Jewish and anti-Muslim attacks”, but there are no news items about attacks on Mosques or Muslims in France since Israel started its offensive against Hamas in Gaza.

The truth: There have been 55 anti-Jewish attacks in France since the Gaza offensive began. Example: Molotov cocktails launched at a day care center for autistic children.

In Denmark, pro-Hamas supporters were chanting “Heil Hitler” in Copenhagen (32 seconds into video):

Pro-Hamas protestors in London destroy a Starbucks and attack police; a Jewish man was also attacked and the door of a synagogue burned:

And more peaceful pro-Hamas destruction:

Protesters smash the windows of a Starbucks store in central London after a rally in London’s Trafalgar Square against the Israeli military action in the Gaza Strip Saturday Jan. 17, 2009.

A demonstration against Israeli attacks on Gaza ended in violence after protesters looted and damaged shops, police said.

Scotland Yard is investigating the damage in central London, which was thought to be targeted at coffee shop chain Starbucks for the second week running.

Commander Bob Broadhurst, in charge of public order policing for the Met, said: “Once again what we have witnessed in London is a group of thugs, who are not interested in lawful protest, run through the streets smashing shops without care for the alarm they caused the public.

The violence followed demonstrations by thousands of protesters, who waved banners demanding an end to the attacks on Gaza and chanted “Free. Free Palestine”.

More attacks on Jews – not Israelis – in London:

Graffiti reading “Kill the filthy Jews” was daubed on walls and pavements near Golders Green tube station and vandals wrote “Jihad 4 Israel” on top of Holocaust Memorial Day adverts.

Masked men in France stab a man for wearing a Jewish symbol (not an Israeli one, a Jewish one):

France’s interior ministry says masked thieves who attacked a young man east of Paris to steal his car repeatedly stabbed him after noticing he was wearing a Jewish symbol.

“After noticing he was wearing a Jewish religious symbol, the aggressors made anti-Semitic threats and stabbed him four times with a knife,” Interior Minister Michele Alliot-Marie said in a statement.

Illegal pro-Palestinian protestors throw rocks and TEAR GAS at legal pro-Israel protestors:

A pro-Israel rally in Malmo, Sweden was torn apart Sunday by pro-Palestinian residents who arrived on the scene with eggs, bottles, and tear gas grenades which they threw at Israel’s supporters. Police dispersed the entire crowd.

Seven hundred people took part in the rally in support of Israel, which was held at the city’s main square. It was organized by Malmo’s Jewish community and Sweden’s Democratic Party.

Protestors carried signs that said ‘Stop eight years of Qassams’ and ‘Peace for children in Israel and Gaza’. The organizers received a police permit for the demonstration.

However, a number of pro-Palestinian protestors who did not have a permit to demonstrate took to the streets in retaliation to the approved rally. They were not dispersed by police despite lacking a permit.

“At some point, about a half an hour after the protest began, pro-Palestinian protestors began to throw eggs, bottles, and even a tear gas grenade,” Elad Meier, a Bnei Akiva and Jewish Agency envoy to Sweden, recounted.

Meier added that the lawless protestors disconnected the speakers brought to the square by the Jewish community while its leader was speaking. The act brought the pro-Israel rally to an end, as others could not speak.

Muslims in Sweden throw bombs and rockets at pro-Israel rally:

We were about 400-500 persons that showed up to show our support to Israel and its struggle against terrorism and arabic hate.

The arabs, that numbered about 100, where shouting “allah ahkbar” as they normally do and showed their hate towards Israel and the Jews with different slogans. It didnt take long until they started attacking us, this time with homemade pipebombs and fireworks. The home made bombs were pretty powerful, as I stood not to far away when one of them exploded. According to what I heard, the police managed to arrest the ones that threw the bombs. However, they did not disperse the arab crowd which they should have done according to me. In total there were two pipebombs, two rockets and some glass bottles.

The bombs didnt reach into our crowd since the distance between us was larger than last time, but the rockets exploded over the heads of the peaceful pro-israel demonstration.

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Pipe bombs thrown at pro-Israel rally in Sweden, and pro-Gaza crowd cheers the violence:

The pipe bombs come about half way through the video. You’ll note that the reaction from the pro-Gaza crowd isn’t one of horror over a-tiny-minority-of-extremists resorting to violence: cheers erupt.

Even though the Israeli team was forced to play its Davis Cup match in Sweden in an empty stadium due to threats of violence from anti-Israel protestors, the latter still rioted and attacked the stadium:

A brainwashed little Muslim girl in Melbourne, Australia:

A bomb was planted and red paint was thrown at Jewish sites in Italy:

A paper fuse on an explosive device made from a small camping gas canister apparently was lit, but burned out before it could do any damage at the entrance of the Chabad House in Florence, Italy, over the weekend, according to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency. The device was reportedly discovered during the day Saturday but not reported to police until Saturday night after Shabbat.

Also on Saturday, thousands of people, many of them Muslim, staged a march in Rome which included placards showing swastikas superimposed on the Star of David. About 300 people staged a counterdemonstration in Rome’s historic Jewish ghetto neighborhood.

Last week, red paint was thrown at the front of the synagogue in Pisa.

Pro-Hamas demonstraters in Denmark want to kill ALL the Jews and give Nazi salute:

They were joined by real Neo Nazis:

…at a protest against Israel in downtown Calgary on the weekend, the Nazi group, the Aryan Guard, showed up to march alongside the Muslims. As Darcey at Dust My Broom notes, the 150 “anti-racists” who came out in force to protest an Aryan Guard march in downtown Calgary last year didn’t complain this time. In fact, they marched right along with the Aryans, united under the swastika: the Arabs and Communists labeling the Jewish State a “Nazi” regime; the skinheads hoping to resurrect the Real McCoy.

Unbelievable – Hamas-loving ‘peace protesters’ actually chase the police down the street screaming “Run you f**king cowards!” and “Allahu Akhbar!”:

It costs the government £1 million just to keep control of the rioting mobs for just one weekend!

Via Jihadwatch:

Denmark pro-jihad demonstration (thanks to Clarebunny) features Muslims chanting “Down down Israel, down down USA, down down democracy, down down Denmark”; a Muslim making the Nazi salute (at :41); a Muslim saying, “We want to kill all the Jews, all they Jews should be slain, they have no right to exist!” (at 1:10); and chants of “Khaybar, Khaybar, ya Yahoud, jaish Muhammad sa yaoud” — that is, “Khaybar, Khaybar, O Jews, the army of Muhammad will return.”

Jihad: Yes We Can shows exactly what kind of people voted for Obama:

Only 31% of Democrats support Israel’s self defense, compared to 62% of Republicans.

Danish schools are discouraging Jewish students from enrolling for fear of Muslim students attacking them over the Gaza conflict:

A number of school administrators have come forth in recent days to confirm that they recommend Jewish children should not enrol at their schools.

According to school administrators, law enforcement officials and social workers, the on-going conflict in Gaza has led to heightened tensions between Jews and Arabs – particularly Palestinians – here in Denmark.

And although few headmasters of schools have faced the situation, most of those at schools with a high percentage of children of Arab descent say they try to prevent Jewish parents from enrolling their children there.

Turkish fans riot and throw projectiles in Ankara, causing the Israeli basketball team to have to flee:

The Israelis returned to their locker room after a group of protestors, some carrying Palestinian flags and wearing the kaffiyeh – the traditional checkered Arab scarf – hurled coins and lighters at them and attempted to invade the court, prompting police to use truncheons to stop them.

Pro-Hamas rioters arrested after attacking pro-Israel protestors in Oslo:

The violence started when about 1,000 pro-Palestinian supporters showed up at a rally sponsored by Norway’s largest opposition party in support of Israel. Television pictures showed they burnt Israeli flags and threw projectiles at police clad in body armour who separated the two groups.

“This has nothing to do with the situation in Gaza,” Johan Fredriksen, chief of staff of the Oslo police, told the website of the daily Aftenposten.

“These people came to the protest with knives, bats and Molotov cocktails,” he said, speaking about the pro-Palestinian side.

Around 500 people who had gathered for a legal demonstration in support of Israel outside the Norwegian parliament were attacked Thursday evening by some 1,000 pro-Palestinians, police told AFP.

“Almost immediately there was a large degree of aggression from the counter-demonstrators,” Johan Fredriksen of the Oslo police said late Thursday.

Pro-Hamas protestor hits reporter in the face in Toronto:

Fearing pro-Hamas protestors escalating the violence, German police break into an apartment to remove an Israel flag from the window:

The protesters cheered “Alluha Akbar” as the flag was ripped out of the window.

Today, 10.000 people demonstrated against Israel here in my hometown Duisburg (Germany) and to express their solidarity with Hamas. So, my girlfriend and me put two Israel flags out of the windows of our flat in the 3rd floor. During the demonstration which went through our street the police broke into our flat and removed the flag of Israel. The statement of the police was to de-escalate the situation, because many youth demonstrators were on the brink of breaking into our apartment house. Before this they threw snowballs, knifes and stones against our windows and the complete building. We both were standing on the other side of the street and were shocked by seeing a police officer standing in our bedroom and opening the window to get the flag. The picture illustrate this situation. The police acquiesced in the demands of the mob.

And the German courts ruled that Hamas flags are allowed:

A court in the German capital struck down an administrative ban on Hamas flags, clothing and banners on Friday, but left in place the ban on invoking Hamas Foreign Minister Mahmoud Zahar’s call to murder Israeli children worldwide.

Pro-Hamas ‘peace’ protestors in Spain carrying guns to the rally:

Three synagogues in Chicago which have nothing to do with Israel, but were simply Jewish, were spray painted with hate speech:

From the above examples, Pro-Hamas is apparently synonymous with pro-violence, pro-anarchy and pro-destruction.

And of course, the infamous example of pro-Hamas protestor intelligence…

DEATH TO ALL (ZIONIST) JUICE! Lolololololol!!!!!1

Icons of Juice, including Kool Aid, decry the juice-hating. Lol!

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A Story About a Dog.

January 13, 09

Once upon a time, there was a dog. I disliked the dog very much. So I decided that it should die. But, I did not want to be arrested for animal cruelty.

So, I threw rocks at the dog. It didn’t budge.

I taunted it and spat at it. It didn’t budge.

I sprayed it with a hose. It didn’t budge.

I actually went up to it and kicked it, hard! It didn’t budge.

I pulled its puppies tails. It didn’t budge.

I lit firecrackers and threw them at it to explode. It didn’t budge.

I lit firecrackers, tied them to kittens and threw the kittens at it to explode. It didn’t budge.

I would not give up so easily. I kept on doing these things to the dog.

Finally, after 18 months of provoking it every day, the dog finally tried to bite me in retalitation!

I was prepared for this: I pushed my baby brother into the dog’s jaws to protect myself. My baby brother cried out in pain, and I cried “The dog is a murderer!!! Oppression, cruelty, brutality!!! War crime against humanity!!! Holocaust!!!” (and I stepped on another of its puppies for good measure while doing so).

The next day, the authorities came and took the dog away to be put to sleep.

I am truly glad that dog is gone! I can’t even remember its name today, but I think it started with an ‘I’ or maybe a ‘J’ or a ‘Z’.

Moonbat Lightbulb Jokes

January 13, 09

Lolololol! My picks from the article (best in bold) and comments at the full list at The Peoples Cube and the extension at Free Republic:

Q: How many Obama voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Hoping that it would change is quite enough.

Q: How many autoworkers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 17 at GM, Ford and Chrysler; 1 at Honda, Hyundai and Toyota.

Q: How many Chicago pols does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: F— you, what am I gettin’ outta this?

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It’s burnt out on the Republican side, so we’re not changing it.

Q: How many MSM journalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: No need, Obama is the Light.

Q: How many Congresspersons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, but they’ll allocate a few billion to achieve change under the Obama Stimulus Bill.

Q: How many Daily Kos bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It was Bush’s fault the bulb burned out; it’ll get fixed by itself when he leaves office.

Q: How many Minnesota Canvassing Board members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Depends. They’ll only change it if it looks like a vote for Coleman.

Q: How many Cubans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: There have been no lightbulbs since the USSR collapsed.

Q: How many North Koreans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: What’s a lightbulb?

Q: How many Hollywood celebrities does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Six to make movies about evil lightbulb companies, twelve to lecture about the unequal distribution of light on late night talk shows and nine to get caught with drugs hidden in cartons of lightbulbs.

Q: How many Obama appointees does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: His team is currently in the process of finding someone from the Clinton Administration who knows how.

Q: How many Caroline Kennedys does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: She’s never thought about it but now that you mention it, she’d love for someone to change it for her.

Q: How many President Elect Obamas does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The bulb is a lot more burnt out than we thought. Clearly, the bulb has deteriorated. It might not be changed as quickly as we would like.

Why change the light bulbs? The burnt out ones will work as well as new ones do when Comrade Obama shuts down the evil fossil fuel greenhouse gassing and nuclear glow-in-the-dark mutation making power plants.

Q: How many Kennedys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to drink until the room spins around.

Q: How many union electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five… you gotta problem with that, buddy?

Q: How many gun control advocates does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they just pass a law against burnt out bulbs and then walk away wondering how come its still dark.

Q: How many President Elect Obamas does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None…it’s above his pay grade.

Q: How many progressives does it to take to change a lightbulb?
A: Why would you change it when you can ban it?

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a progressive?
A: None. Some things will never see the light no matter how brightly it shines.

Q: How many Caroline Kennedys does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: She’s never, you know, thought about it but, you know, now that you, you know, mention it, you know, she’d love for someone to, you know, change it for her, you know.

Q: How many Obama voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Excuse me. Light bulbs are just another part of the soulless industrial society we should be moving away from in our mission to save Mother earth from warming. Obama’s brother doesn’t need no stinking light bulb and neither should we.

Q: How many Leon Panettas does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Oh, crap, ANOTHER job he’s not qualified for!

Q: How many Al Gores does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, and it means another Oscar and Nobel Prize on the horizon for him.

Q: How many Gazans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: There are no lightbulbs in Gaza because Hamas uses them as weapons.

See also my own original Moonbat Jokes.


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