Noted Person of African Descent Produces Birth Certificate to Silence Critics

800m world champion Caster Semenya of South Africa produced her birth certificate which proves she was female at birth, after being asked to take a gender test for some reason or other…

This wouldn’t be quite as ridiculous if liberalism hadn’t jumped in to argue that gender is determined by psychology, not physiology, even in sports:

“If there’s a problem and it turns out that there’s been a fraud… that someone has changed sex, then obviously it would be much easier to strip results,” Davies added. “However, if it’s a natural thing and the athlete has always thought she’s a woman or been a woman, it’s not exactly cheating.”

Wow. So apparently, if Ahnold had been raised from birth to think he she was a girl and identified himself herself as a woman, he she would be allowed to compete in the female bodybuilding category. Good luck there, Arnette.

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Wait, you didn’t think I meant that Noted Person of African Descent had produced his birth certificate, did you?

Whoops! Totally honest mistake! Sorry to mislead you!

After all, they already found his birth certificate long ago:

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