Boiling Great Lakesgate – Killer Global Warming Causes Temperatures of 315 Degrees Celcius


Stupid and selfish climate change deniers living in the area failed to notice the spontaneously combusting paper, melting lead and tin, and exploding cars and gas stations.

Via AoSHQ, from Climate Change Fraud:

US Government in Massive New Global Warming Scandal – NOAA Disgraced

Global warming data apparently cooked by U.S. government-funded body shows astounding temperature fraud with increases averaging 10 to 15 degrees Fahrenheit.

The tax-payer funded National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) has become mired in fresh global warming data scandal involving numbers for the Great Lakes region that substantially ramp up averages.

A beleaguered federal agency appears to be implicated in the most blatant and extreme case of climate data fraud yet seen. Official records have been confirmed as evidence that a handful of temperature records for the Great Lakes region have been hiked up by literally hundreds of degrees to substantially inflate the average temperature range for the northeastern United States.

Together the two institutions show temperature maps for northern Lake Michigan registering an absurd 430 degrees Fahrenheit -yes, you read it right –that’s four hundred and thirty degrees-and this is by no means the highest temperature recorded on the charts.

In the heated debate about Earth’s ever-changing climate you certainly don’t need to be scientist to figure out that the Great Lakes would have boiled away at a mere 212 degrees so something has seriously gone awry inside this well-funded program.

But our intrepid anonymous whistleblower wasn’t done yet. He pointed out that Egg Harbor, Wisconsin, really got cooking this July 4th around 9:59AM, according to NOAA and Coast Watch. It was there, at the bottom left row of the temperature data points, that the records reveal on that day a phenomenally furnace-like 600 degrees Fahrenheit.

Further analysis of the web pages shows that the incredibly wide temperature swings were occurring in remarkably short 10-hour periods-and sometimes in less than 5 hours. Strangely, none of the 250 citizens of the 78 families living in the village appeared to notice this apocalyptic heatwave during their holiday festivities.

The current head of NOAA is Dr. Jane Lubchenco, nominated by President Barack Obama and confirmed by the United States Senate on March 19, 2009 and is the first woman to serve as NOAA administrator. On her appointment Lubchenco declared that science would guide the agency and that she expects it to play a role in developing a green economy. You can say that again!

Check out other recent climate related -Gates:

1) Climategate
2) Climategate Darwin
3) Climategate New Zealand
4) Climategate Russia
5) Climategate USA
6) Pachaurigate
7) Glaciergate (which Pachauri made a lot of money off)
8.) Mountain Icegate
9) Amazongate

The debate is over – Global Warming is a proven science!!!!

For a quick primer, head over to Global Warming is Unfactual.

UPDATE: Boiling temperatures, literally?

9 Responses to “Boiling Great Lakesgate – Killer Global Warming Causes Temperatures of 315 Degrees Celcius”

  1. Zack T Says:

    Whoa man…. You’re right! I wonder what’s the chart for Malaysia…
    I bet it’s somewhere 500 man.. It’s been so hot these days!

    We must bow down to our Mother Earth and plead Her to not cook us and forgive us for our polluting sin!!!

    *rolls eyes*

  2. pinky&brain Says:

    “315 Degrees Celcius”

    It would be a great idea to dump the demorats in there (Obamba 1st) and see what evolves…………could be something that could colonise the sun or some “hot” planet.

  3. Ron Says:

    From the coastwatch website:

    NOTICE: Due to degradation of a satellite sensor used by this mapping product, some images have exhibited extreme high and low surface temperatures. Please disregard these images as anomalies. Future images will not include data from the degraded satellite and images caused by the faulty satellite sensor will be/have been removed from the image archive.

    http://www.coastwatch.msu.edu

  4. Scott Thong Says:

    Which begs the question: How many of the other data sets used to ‘prove’ rising temperatures – including those which make their way into the IPCC reports – are similarly flawed, but have never been exposed by skeptics digging around?

    To my knowledge, these moronically placed NASA GISS temperature sensors still have not been rectified: http://scottthong.wordpress.com/2008/02/20/nasa-climate-scientists-are-blindo-morons-and-so-are-you-if-you-think-their-data-shows-global-warming/

    The Mann Hockey Stick, the various Climategates, Mountain Icegate, Amazongate – how many of these would still be ‘official proof’ if the skeptics had just conceded the debate when Al Gore told them to all those years ago?

    I am totally open to accepting anthropogenic global warming as an indisputably proven fact. But come on, the current standard of scientific rigor is a joke.

  5. Wildbird Says:

    The largest amounts of HOT AIR is comming from AL GORE and the idiots from GREENPEACE and the other various eco-wacko groups

  6. Ron Says:

    “Which begs the question: How many of the other data sets used to ‘prove’ rising temperatures – including those which make their way into the IPCC reports – are similarly flawed, but have never been exposed by skeptics digging around?”

    Don’t you think that whoever is collating the data would eventually notice the huge outliers?

    “To my knowledge, these moronically placed NASA GISS temperature sensors still have not been rectified”

    Yeah, I remember seeing a ‘remote’ station in the forest surrounded by a parking lot and cabins with a/c units. At another rural site the owner had installed an incandescent light bulb (not sure what wattage) inside the enclosure to help take readings at night. Skeptics often contend that after the collapse of the Soviet Union, many northern stations were closed, skewing the temperatures upward; but if you ever examine how those stations were run, I don’t think their loss is of any consequence. At one particular location, the weather station was right next to the building, so that the person taking readings wouldn’t have to walk far in the bitter cold. Problem is, the building was poorly insulated, so there’s no telling how much the the readings were affected by heat loss through the building envelope.

    “I am totally open to accepting anthropogenic global warming as an indisputably proven fact. But come on, the current standard of scientific rigor is a joke.”

    I’m on the fence, but in all fairness, what more can the coastwatch lab do in this situation? It’s not their satellite — they’re simply leasing time and downloading data collected on their behalf. Once the error was discovered they removed the faulty images and issued a notice explaining the situation.

  7. Scott Thong Says:

    Don’t you think that whoever is collating the data would eventually notice the huge outliers?

    That assumes:

    1) They do not have some system in place to rationalize away the data discrepancies (e.g. arbitrary values to discount the urban heat island effect)
    2) They are wholly neutral, objective and unbiased with respect to the results (e.g. in no way affected by expectations and politics of their research granters and peers)

    ’m on the fence, but in all fairness, what more can the coastwatch lab do in this situation? It’s not their satellite — they’re simply leasing time and downloading data collected on their behalf. Once the error was discovered they removed the faulty images and issued a notice explaining the situation.

    I’m pleasantly surprised that you are similarly agnostic on the issue of global warming – but then, you do pride yourself on needing solid evidence before believing or disbelieving in something.

    I just don’t see how trillions of dollars worth of society-altering legislature can justifiably be based on such incomplete, error-ridden ‘science’.

  8. Samantha Says:

    Very educating post, saved your blog with hopes to read more!

  9. Scott Thong, Leading Malaysian Neocon | weehingthong Says:

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