Obama in 2017 – The Only Job Left That’s A Step-Up from President


So barring an overhaul of the legislation to allow a third term as President, Obama will be all packed to leave the White House by January 2017. Where to from there? What remains to be achieved by the most powerful man in the world, the head of the richest, only superpower among the nations?

It’s been said by some that there is no higher position left to attain. This is it, and anything else represents a step down for Obama.

Actually, I believe there is one step up left.

Say hello to U.N. Secretary General Barack Hussein Obama.

It makes perfect sense, doesn’t it? He was always less of the Leader of the USA, and more of the Healer-Messiah Ascended Guide of The World. Even as practically half of America rejected him in 2012, he’s still wildly popular in the rest of the world that doesn’t actually have to live under his domestic policies (Pakistan, Iran and anywhere else his Kill Drones are circling not included of course).

He’s especially beloved in Europe – that debt-sunken, chronically unemployed, high-gas priced, green energy failing territory he’s trying to make the USA emulate. It was a bunch of Euroweenies who voted him his Nobel Peace Prize remember.

It fits his temperament perfectly – a few mediations here, a few high-society cocktail receptions there, a lot of empty platitudes to world peace and the universal brotherhood of humanity with very little actually getting accomplished.

Plus, heading the carbon-cappy UN gels perfectly with his intentions to slow the rise of the oceans and redistribute the wealth of the imperialist First World that deserves to be punished for their historic wrongs against the rest of the world.

So be warned, Americans – just because Obama doesn’t stick around as Diktator for Life, doesn’t mean he can’t find other ways to mess up America!

9 Responses to “Obama in 2017 – The Only Job Left That’s A Step-Up from President”

  1. Ron Says:

    It’s nice to see that you’ve reached the acceptance stage of loss and grief.

  2. Scott Thong Says:

    Hey, you guys are the ones who have to live with his policies for the next 4 years (and the fallout from them for the next few decades).

  3. Ron Says:

    A few decades? Oh no, it’s much worse than that. According to Chuck, “we’re at a tipping point, and quite possibly our country as we know it could be lost forever” as it heads toward socialism or “much worse.” Gina adds that it will “sentence [our children] to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness.”

    But if the Mayans were right, it could all end quite suddenly 17 days from now.

    This is all getting to be quite confusing and stressful, so please help me decide. Should I forgo making plans for Christmas and New Year’s Eve, or not?

  4. Ron Says:

    Speaking of “Where are they now?”

    Rick Santorum has taken up residence at right-wing “news” site, Whirled Nuts Daily, the home of birtherism and all things whack.

    I think he’ll blend in rather nicely with all the other washed-up has-beens. Plus, this latest career move will permanently weld shut the door to any future presidential bid.

    “And that,” as Martha Stewart would say, “is a good thing.”

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  6. hutchrun Says:

    Well, he could become the Caliph In Chief of the OIC too….. once he reaffirms his true faith.

  7. hutchrun Says:

    OR

    Seeing as Osama Laden is outta da piktur, there`s a vacancy as head honcho there.
    Mebbe Morsi of Egypt can put in a few kind “brotherly” words for the kenya habshi boy…. Hussein Obama.

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