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Super Strict Success Asian Mom and Dad Meme Lols
RPG Motivational Posters
Demotivators – Depressing Anti-Motivational Posters
Or heck, just straight to My Obsessive-Compulsive List of My Obsessive-Compulsive Lists.
Due the large number, the images are split between 4 posts.
#001 – #250 are below.
#251 – #500 are here.
#501 – #750 are here.
#751 – #900+ are here.
Be warned, 200+ images below the break! (All are jpg expect the 2nd and 4th ones.)
See also collected other memes: Super Strict Success Asian Mom and Dad Meme Lols
I admit that I will gleefully engage in plenty of schadenfreude and I toooooooollllld you so when the global warming hysterians and hucksters are finally forced to eat their words. Especially Martin Khor.
By MARTIN KHOR
Climate scientists are reluctant to link each of the floods directly to climate change, as this is hard to prove. But there is a general belief that global warming contributes to the increased incidence of flooding.
A scientist at the World Meteorological Organisation last year explained how the warming of the oceans increased cloud formation and contributed to the devastating Pakistan floods.
Dublin was affected by flash floods earlier this year. An Irish newspaper, linking it to climate change, cited a flood risk management report of the Office of Public Works in 2009 which claimed that “the frequency, pattern and severity of flooding are expected to increase as a result of climate change.”
Meanwhile, a United Kingdom government-linked report released last week described how climate change is likely to create hundreds of millions of refugees around the world as they try to escape from areas affected by global warming.
The refugees may have to move from their homes as climate change induces events such as floods, droughts, storms and heatwaves, according to the Foresight group, part of Britain’s Office for Science.
However, many of these refugees may move into even worse affected areas, such as coastal areas that are vulnerable to floods from storms and sea level rise.
The floods and the sobering predictions on climate refugees are sober reminders that political leaders need to take global warming more seriously. The interest to act globally on climate change has waned in the past two years.
So global warming causes more flooding, including the curent Thailand floods.
…Even though the globe didn’t warm in the past 15 years:
And maybe, just maybe, the world is yawning about climate change action because of the ever-mounting evidence that Anthropogenic Global Warming is bunk.
Or maybe it is semi-regular revelations of faked ‘science’ supporting AGW.
Or it could be that more and more scientists are refuting AGW:
- 900+ peer-reviewed papers skeptical of AGW.
- 31,000 prominent scientists deny AGW
- Another 1000 scientists reject AGW
- 230 signatories from the American Physical Society skeptical of AGW
- Nobel Prize for Physics winner quits the American Physical Society to protest its belief in AGW
But don’t tell that to Martin Khor, the tears of grief he sheds may cause another localized flood.
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Y U NO WARMING!?
Planet Erth, y u no believe in global warming!??
RAISE OCEAN LEVELS 20 FEET!!!
scienceline – Al Gore’s movie ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ says sea levels could rise up to 20 feet. Is this true?
Los Angeles Times – Al Gore, Tipper Gore snap up Montecito-area villa
FOREVER NON PRIORITY
2009 Pew Poll
2010 Pew Poll
2011 Pew Poll
GLOBAL WARMING PROFIT TROLL
2008: Carbon offsets selling at over $7
2010: Chicago Carbon Exchange closes
2011: Carbon offsets flat at 5 cents
Reuters: Carbon trading elsewhere not so hot either
Bloomberg: STEP 3 – PROFIT
Tricky graph: Climate Audit – Mike’s Nature trick
Trick exposed: C3 Headlines – The Fundamentals of The IPCC’s ‘Hockey Stick’ Created By Michael Mann: The Illusion
Just completed trick: Phil Jones exposed in Climategate
CLIMATEGATE 2: “NOPE.”
Scientists behaving badly – part II: Summary of Climategate 2
Climategate 2.0 emails – They’re real and they’re spectacular!: Roundup of revelations from the leaked emails as they are uncovered (via AoSHQ)
ClimateGate 2 Emails Show BBC Routinely Asking Global Warming Zealots To “Vet” Their Newscripts, Offer Advice on How To Better Evangelize for Global Warming: The whole article is loaded with new anecdotes about BBC hands “blocking” (in their own words) coverage of global warming sketpics — and bragging about this to Phil Jones and his cronies, and begging Jones’ forgiveness for the one or two skeptics they weren’t able to block.
The Steve Zwick Guide to Defending the Indefensible: Of course, if this were really a valid defense, then Jones wouldn’t constantly be trying to sneak around such laws. For example, Jones loudly complains that he’d been deleting emails all day in response to an FOI request that didn’t come with a fee. Of course, his friend Tim Osborn, realizing that Jones had incriminated himself, and that the emails would be stored for years in their system, gives him a *wink wink* and *nudge nudge* and suggests that what Phil really meant was that the FOI request merely spurred him into doing a regular cleanup of his email. He further suggest that they use other methods of communication that can’t be traced.
Lots of things get global warmists worked up… Just ask Phil Jones in Climategate2 emails.
Have you seen this scary chart released by the Pastafarians before?
What’s that you say? Just a load of hogwash? Correlation does not imply causation?
Well, in any case pirate attacks have been increasing in recent years, mostly thanks to the Somalis.
Yessir, piracy has made a big comeback!
And wouldn’t you know it, what do we find happening to the planet?
“No statistically significant warming for the past 15 years” – Dr. Phil Jones, Head of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit (and centre of the main Climategate scandal
“No warming from 1999-2008″ – British Hadley Centre scientists
“No warming in 11 years” – BBC
“Global average temperature did not increase from 1998-2005″ – Telegraph UK
Or to put it in a Rage way:
There you have it: Conclusive proof that lack of pirates causes global warming, and increased pirate numbers gives Mother Gaia a flu.
Nobel Peace Prize over here please!
During the Snowpocalype that hit most of the Northern Hemisphere with massive snowfall and shattering cold, Al Gore had this to say by way of explanation:
In fact, scientists have been warning for at least two decades that global warming could make snowstorms more severe. Snow has two simple ingredients: cold and moisture. Warmer air collects moisture like a sponge until it hits a patch of cold air. When temperatures dip below freezing, a lot of moisture creates a lot of snow
Gore is saying that warmer weather causes more evaporation of water, and thus more moisture in the air, which leads to greater precipitation (in the form of record-breaking snow).
But anyone can Google “snowfall despite drought” and find the following:
North China – Snowfall after drought since October
Alabama – Ice and snow after persistent drought
North Carolina – Record snowfall in December after below-normal rainfall since last July
Missouri – Record making snowfall following 2-year drought
California – Massive snowfall after 3 years drought
Oklahoma – Snow and freezing rain after dry months
Arizona – Plenty of snow after 14 year drought!
Kansas – Trio of snowstorms after chronic drought
Georgia – Crippling snow after months of drought
There hasn’t been precipitation for months or years despite ‘highest temperatures in recorded history’, so where did all the water go? Did it hang out in the upper atmosphere all the way until 2010/11′s Snowmageddon?
Or maybe there hasn’t been excess evaporation at all… After all, there has not been any real warming for the past decade. That would explain why there has been a drought recently, yes?
+0.005 degree = Bear attacks
+1 degree = Giant 300-foot radioactive-breath bear attacks (Bear-jira!)
Better one found by Moonbattery:
Excerpt from AFP:
Bear attacks surge in Japan, climate change blamed
TOKYO — Bear attacks have shot up in Japan this year and sightings of the animals have spiked, a trend blamed on climatic changes and shifting land use patterns, officials and media reports said on Wednesday.
At least four people were killed and 80 wounded in bear attacks between April and September in the island-nation, much of which is covered in mountain forests, topping last year’s total of 64 attacks, said broadcaster NHK.
Some 400 bears were shot dead near human-populated areas by authorised hunters on Japan’s far-northern island of Hokkaido alone, where two people were mauled to death by bears earlier this year, a local official said.
In the mountainous central prefecture of Fukushima, northeast of Tokyo, more than 150 bears were shot dead after they encroached on residential areas.
Some wildlife experts have blamed a record heat wave this summer which impacted the omnivores’ natural food sources and sent the Asiatic black bears foraging for food in more densely populated farming and residential areas.
“The extremely hot summer and other climatic factors may have led to a shortage of acorns or nuts in woodlands this year,” said Tatsuo Sato, an official of the Fukushima prefectural government.
In some areas habitat destruction is blamed for forcing the bears into closer contact with humans. In other parts, farms are being abandoned and reclaimed by nature, reducing buffer zone with the bears’ natural habitats.
Contrary to Tatsuo-san’s conjecture, global warming hysteria has not resulted in any shortage of nuts in the science fields.
Excerpts from The Global Warming Policy Foundation:
For reasons that will soon become clear my former pride at being an APS Fellow all these years has been turned into shame, and I am forced, with no pleasure at all, to offer you my resignation from the Society.
It is of course, the global warming scam, with the (literally) trillions of dollars driving it, that has corrupted so many scientists, and has carried APS before it like a rogue wave. It is the greatest and most successful pseudoscientific fraud I have seen in my long life as a physicist. Anyone who has the faintest doubt that this is so should force himself to read the ClimateGate documents, which lay it bare.
APS management has gamed the problem from the beginning, to suppress serious conversation about the merits of the climate change claims. Do you wonder that I have lost confidence in the organization?
Your own Physics Department (of which you are chairman) would lose millions a year if the global warming bubble burst. When Penn State absolved Mike Mann of wrongdoing, and the University of East Anglia did the same for Phil Jones, they cannot have been unaware of the financial penalty for doing otherwise.
I want no part of it, so please accept my resignation. APS no longer represents me, but I hope we are still friends.
Harold Lewis is Emeritus Professor of Physics, University of California, Santa Barbara, former Chairman; Former member Defense Science Board, chmn of Technology panel; Chairman DSB study on Nuclear Winter; Former member Advisory Committee on Reactor Safeguards; Former member, President’s Nuclear Safety Oversight Committee; Chairman APS study on Nuclear Reactor Safety Chairman Risk Assessment Review Group; Co-founder and former Chairman of JASON; Former member USAF Scientific Advisory Board; Served in US Navy in WW II; books: Technological Risk (about, surprise, technological risk) and Why Flip a Coin (about decision making)
See list of Climategate & similar scandals here.