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Second Amendment in Southern Thailand

April 19, 12

Tipped by hutchrun, excerpt:

Thailand’s Buddhists Take Up Arms Against Insurgency

A deadly Thai insurgency has Buddhists scrambling for guns.

…a deadly insurgency is terrorizing Thailand’s south. The separatist movement, made up of mostly ethnic-Malay Muslims, roils the region with daily threats of sectarian violence and has prompted many Buddhist villagers, and even some monks, to take up arms in self-defense.

“First Muslim people came to our village and asked to buy our land,” says Suphorn Nison, a soft-spoken Buddhist in his mid-40s. “But they became less diplomatic when Buddhist people declined to leave.” The following month, Nison says, two men entered a convenience store operated by Nison’s father and executed him with two shots to his head. Nison claims the gunmen were Muslim and intended to send a stern message. Most Buddhists in his village left, but those who stayed, including Nison, formed a neighborhood-security force.

That was in 2006. Today such community-defense units are ubiquitous in Thailand’s south. Nison carries a revolver with him at all times. Many other Buddhists have also armed themselves, including a demure 38-year-old teacher, an acquaintance of Nison’s, who prefers a light Glock .22.

HuaHui, a long-bearded villager, exemplifies the kind of self-appointed power that the militia system offers Buddhists. At the entrance to his restaurant, he sits behind a makeshift bunker, holding an M-15 assault rifle. He keeps a cache of weapons on hand, along with special bullets designed to overcome “the voodoo of insurgents.” He’s been the target of drive-by shootings and bomb attacks more than a dozen times, he says. In the latest incident, “a month ago gunfire struck guests.” HuaHui sometimes patrols his district in a pickup truck, paying visits to friends—both Muslim and Buddhist—and making his presence felt to those he suspects of being on the “wrong side.” He visited a group of Chor Ror Bor in a nearby village who said the hordes of Army and police are not enough to secure the area. Later that evening, cars passing along the entry road to the village were struck by IEDs and gunfire.

And here’s what happens when people don’t have ways to protect themselves, from older posts The Wolves of Pattani, Southern Thailand and Photos of Brutally Murdered Victims of the Southern Thailand Pattani Insurgency:

Pattani1a

A beheaded motorcyclist. A threatening warning note was found on the body, you can see it and the translation at Zombietime.

Pattani1b

The removed head left near the body. Gruesome…

Pattani3

A soldier after the terrorists had their way with him. I forget, which is the merciless, inhuman organization of oppression again? The Thai government?

Pattani4

Brutalized dead body, probably of a monk, found in a house in a very unnatural position.

Pattani5

A tiny censor box to blot out the gore from a victim left on the train tracks to be run over… But that doesn’t stop you from realizing “Oh **** where’s the rest of the body?!”

Pattani2

Worst of the lot – the viciously defiled body of a monk, so gory and heartless that basically the entire photo had to be censored to post it on my blog.

The above photos are sourced from Zombietime.com. The uncensored versions and more photos can be found there.

See also other related posts:

Best AoSHQ Liveblog Reviewer Remarks for Space Traders (The Weird Racist Film by Critical Race Theory Professor Derrick Bell, Idol to Obama)

March 16, 12

Excerpted from AoSHQ. Funniest in bold, language warning throughout:

ace:
okay right here, these credits exist to tell white people to stop watching.

FilmLadd:
Note that this film was made before Anakin Skywalker became Dick Cheney, otherwise they would have used his image instead of Reagan’s. [Scott: Reference at Dick Cheney Facts.]

JWF:
Obama probably loaded this on the Queen’s iPod

ace:
If I were making a movie to parody this movie, this is the movie I would make.

DrewM.:
If aliens wanted black people, wouldn’t they like go to Africa or something first?

FilmLadd:
It should be noted again that this was directed by the highly oppressed Reginald Hudlin, who can’t get any work in Hollywood except for BET, Modern Family, Outsourced, Psych, and a couple of feature films and stuff. It’s so tough being hated by God’s chosen people.

DrewM.:
Wait, they can’t be Republicans…we’d never let chicks in the War Room

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
Critical race theory (CRT) is an academic discipline focused upon the application of critical theory, a neo-Marxist examination and critique of society and culture, to the intersection of race, law, and power.

FilmLadd:
Chickens coming home to roost. That phrase is a tad familiar.

FilmLadd:
A gold statue of liberty would collapse.

Comment From Dan Collins
LOL, 15 trillion’s not what it used to be.

Comment From Jimi Cooder
The amount of radiation to turn Statue of Liberty to gold would neuter the East Coast

Comment From Merovign
This cannot be a drinking game, for liability purposes. Even with water.

Comment From Ben
Great so we need to just melt down the Statue of Liberty. Also, officials from Fort Knox just happened to be at a surprise development.

FilmLadd:
Note the clever use of special effects. They run the camera backward to make it look like the water is being sucked “in” instead of “out.”

Comment From jules
Robert Guillaume unlike Sarah Palin, has gravitas. (Posting as old fart Ben Stein.)

Comment From Capt Kirk
I huess the price of gold somehow does not crash with 100X the world supply

JWF:
Chickens coming home to roost. A confluece of Obama heroes

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
The 1992 Los Angeles Riots or South Central Riots, also known as the 1992 Los Angeles Civil Unrest[1][2][3] were sparked on April 29, 1992, when a jury acquitted three white and one Hispanic Los Angeles Police Department officers accused in the videotaped beating of black motorist Rodney King following a high-speed pursuit.

Comment From mugiwara
This just in, gold prices plummet, now worthless

Comment From Merovign
Calvin & Hobbes has superior spaceship effects.

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
The Final Solution is a 2003 documentary directed by Rakesh Sharma about the 2002 communal Gujarat Riots that arose as a response to the Godhra Train Burning incident on February 27, 2002,

DrewM:
Wait 15 trillion back in the 90s and we only get a tax free year?

Comment From TMTCJayne
“Chickens Home to roost…”?!

DrewM:
You know, if you could suddenly make anything gold, gold wouldn’t be worth very much.

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
The Melon Music Awards is a major music awards show that is held annually in South Korea.

Comment From sifty
England. where black families are safe

Comment From Elize Nayden
to england? i think id rather go with the aliens

Dan Collins:
Yeah, but if they’re smuggled to England, some of them might get to Scotland.

TMTCJayne:
“Chickens Home to Roost”!

Comment From PINK
No radicals to see here everyone move along

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
Rémy Martin (born 10 August 1979 in Aubenas, Ardèche) is a French rugby union footballer, currently playing with Montpellier in the Top 14 in France,

Slublog:
Wow. That was a great episode of “Justified.”

Um.

I mean…this movie is terrible.

Comment From kehoe
Ah I get it now the US is the only Raaaacist country makes sense now this is great metaphor art now that I get it

Comment From AZ Hi Desert
There isn’t enough beer on the planet for this. I’m switching to Bacardi 151. Neat. Straight from the bottle.

Comment From Dumb_Blonde
I quit smoking 7 weeks ago. Because of you bastards I’m going out and buying a carton.

DrewM:
Isn’t this “one drop” shit now officially policy in liberal California?

Dave in Texas:
I don’t blame em, who’d want the French?

ace:
Skin Whitener? I feel there may be some SYMBOLISM here, but I’m just missing it.

Slublog:
I hope none of you Morons is drinking right now, because brain cells were not made to take this much abuse.

Comment From Barack Obama
ACE!!!!!! Shut up! You’re spoiling the best part!!!!

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
The Ladies Man is a 2000 American comedy film that stars actor, comedian and former Saturday Night Live cast member Tim Meadows. It was directed by Reginald Hudlin. The movie focuses on the exploits of radio host and sex therapy expert Leon Phelps.

iowahawk:
This is like a Jack Chick tract.

Dave in Texas:
nappy headed… they’re killin me now

Comment From Ben
N-word and “Jew” mention!

Ben Howe:
“Fight back…like the Palestinians!”

CAC:
i guess hes never heard of “good hair”

Comment From Jim Treacher
Sorry I’m late. Did I miss the part about the racists?

Caleb Howe:
I spaced out, but I gather the Palestinians fight bad haircuts. Is that right?

Comment From Merovign
Yeah, but it’s *Leftist* racism, so it’s okay!

Comment From Fritz
This is how white people see the world. Really.

Jim Treacher:
You can tell that one guy is a dick because he has a nice haircut and also is white.

FilmLadd:
Have we ever had a national referendum on anything? We live in a Republic, not a Democracy. And that’s why Bell was a Harvard Professor.

Comment From Joseph Lowery
Is this where white refuses to embrace what’s right?

Caleb Howe:
Every single meeting that involves more than 5 white people and at least one cigar must take place in a room with at least 10 dead animals on the wall, per the white people charter.

Slublog:
Dead animals on the wall. Clearly, they’re evil.

Ben Howe:
“If we get rid of blacks. who’ll eat pork and drink liquor?” Is this really what they’re going with?

Comment From donna
Ace, I don’t think this is supposed to be a comedy…

iowahawk:
Market research!

FilmLadd:
Note that a national media campaign to change around a referendum only takes a few minutes to throw together, as long as you have a lot of men with stuffed animals on the walls.

Comment From EnochF
The Oil Companies, LLC

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
Field Marshal George Douglas-Hamilton, 1st Earl of Orkney KT (9 February 1666 – 29 January 1737) was a British soldier and Scottish nobleman and the first British Army officer to be promoted to the rank of Field Marshal.

Comment From Ben
Whites on their knees begging blacks to stay.

FilmLadd:
Yes, rich people want everyone else to be poor. Or taken away by aliens.

Comment From Merovign
I think the funniest part is the comments from the people who haven’t watched that yet, and didn’t listen when we said, “yes, it is that bad. ” :)

Jim Treacher:
The thing I like about this is that it does not provide a crucial clue into how liberals think.

DrewM:
As a white male, I’m really amazed how they’ve captured my inner thoughts. GET OUT OF MY MIND!

Comment From John P. Squibob
Ann Coulter just emailed me to ask who Sandra Fluke is. She has been paying attention to the news.

Comment From Kratos (Ghost of Sparta)
This is every liberal racial sterotype put in a blender after you hit “Puruee”.

Slublog:
Where are the Hispanics and the Asians? This movie is so racist.

Comment From Merovign
Like a Klan fantasy from the developmentally disabled… on acid.

Ben Howe:
It’s about time someone besides Sandra Fluke was on their knees. RIght? Am I right?

ace:
okay, so in this section we learned that without blacks, major industries in running shoes, malt liquor, and Kools would crumble. this is apparently a pro-black message.

iowahawk:
If this movie was made by white people, they would be imprisoned. And I’d support it.

Caleb Howe:
I’m putting down my whiskey and cigar, and I’m standing up against these stereo … dammit. Hit my head on my marlin.

The Oil Compaies:
We’ll be out of business.

Comment From mugiwara
That was an awesome scene. Felt like something outta a college dorm bong session

Comment From sifty
i feel like I just paid full price for a nazi uniform by watching this

FilmLadd:
I still wonder if Dr. Fanon is an Armenian name.

Comment From George Lucas
I’m hard as a rock.

Comment From Palandine
Well, so far it’s better than The Phantom Menace…

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
Jeremiah Alvesta Wright, Jr. (born September 22, 1941) is Pastor Emeritus of Trinity United Church of Christ (TUCC), a church in Chicago exceeding 6,000 members.[1

rdbrewer:
It is better than The Phantom Menace.

ace:
I think the Rabbi should have worn a big sign reading "JEW," I wasn't sure enough by his dress and beard.

iowahawk:
It's like Fatburger meets Protocols of the Elders of Zion

CAC:
This lacks the subtlety of "The Room"

Comment From EnochF
Are these the same five actors that are the Evil White People in the Shaft movies?

Slublog:
This is the best movie ever. For mocking.

TMTCJayne:
So it's racist... so what? It actually helps the racist cause... cause it makes racism cool, or something?

Comment From Percival
The test pattern is better than Phantom Menace

ace:
I feel like I'm getting raped in my brain-ass

Comment From Sgt. York
It's also less racist than Phantom Menace.

Ben Howe:
This is completely unrealistic. We'd never have a black fellow in our secret cabal cabin.

Slublog:
So can we do "Birth of a Nation" next?

Comment From Jimbo
Like it's impossible to illegally cross the border into Mexico.

Ben Howe:
I HAVE TO KNOW HOW IT ENDS!!

iowahawk:
Bilderburgers control the menthol cigarette and malt liquor industry

Ben Howe:
clearly this guy should've been dean of Harvard

Caleb Howe:
if this movie were remade today, all the main white characters would be played by Mitt Romney.

Dave in Texas:
Oh shit... smokes and Remy

TMTCJayne:
Cigareetes & Cognac... No Fanta Grape?!

FilmLadd:
"A Special Presentation"

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
African Americans in Omaha, Nebraska are central to the development and growth of the 43rd largest city in the United States.

Ben Howe:
Wow. Cigarettes, cognac, sports.... I think Bell hated black people.

Slublog:
Is that really Casey Kasem?

Comment From EnochF
Casey Kasem will sae us all from the Jews!

Ben Howe:
Holy paper thin satire Batman!

Comment From MikeTheMoose
WTF!!!?? No SRLY!! WTF!!? Cigarettes and cognac?

Dan Collins:
Screw this. I'm switching to Soul Train.

rdbrewer:
Derrick Bell thought very little of his audience.

JWF:
Kasem's of Lebanese descent, no?

Slublog:
This must have been made when Michael Jackson was still black.

JWF:
Chickens roosting again. Between that and Oreas, I need a snack

Ben Howe:
chickens again?

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
Green Team Advertising is a New York City-based, full-service strategic communications agency. Green Team president Hugh Hough was chosen as one of Al Gore's ambassadors for the Inconvenient Truth film in 2007.

FilmLadd:
Bawk

rdbrewer:
The chickens again.

Comment From Unclever name
Again with the roosting and the chickening

Comment From Waterhouse
Mmmm, roast chickens. Wait, what?

iowahawk:
Chicken & Waffles come home to roost

Comment From Jimi Cooder
I image a young Barack watching this in the Eighties with tears rolling down his face

Comment From The Chicken
Please leave me out of this...

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
On the Justice of Roosting Chickens: Reflections on the Consequences of U.S. Imperial Arrogance and Criminality is a 2003 book written by Ward Churchill and published by AK Press.

DrewM:
So according to Derek Bell, we need black people to dink crappy alcohol, smoke cigarettes and entertain me with music and sports? And I'm the racist?

ace:
I predict we'll know his speech works when we start hearing "Ummm-HM!" from the crowd.

iowahawk:
Watching this movie was Obama's senior thesis.

Ben Howe:
whites insist on having stuff!

DrewM:
Resist we musn't much?

iowahawk:
White people stole our dance

Ben Howe:
oooooh! the answer! Use white people's greed and lust for power to win!

CAC:
"go ape"? obvious racism

Comment From Waterhouse
So he's going to swing the election by talking to a small church group on the eve of the referendum?

ace:
wait, so blacks are basically just doing this to get back at white people?!?!

ace:
really? That's this film's message? They'd go with aliens just to get us jealous?

ace:
I thought this was going to be racist against whites. I didn't understand it would be racist against everyone.

Ben Howe:
no ace, the message is that to win, they must use our greed and general evilness against us.

President Obama:
This is the best thing I've ever seen.

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
The Tomfoolery Show is an American cartoon comedy television series made and first broadcast in 1970, based on the works of Edward Lear.

Comment From Baraka Obama
I like the cut of this guy's jib

Comment From Kratos (Ghost of Sparta)
This film has all the subtly of a sledgehammer.

Comment From jules
Any stereotype not covered yet?

Ben Howe:
"People without power must use cunning and guile" Ya heard it here first.

TMTCJayne:
OK, so the first two parts are needless... Part 3 is the shit!

Comment From Barakas ToTUS
Some say that Americans should vote "yes". Others say Americans should vote "no". I say they should vote "present".

Slublog:
'Amazing Grace' Written by a former slave trader.

Subtle.

Jim Treacher:
If you don't understand why this wasn't the pilot for a highly successful series, you obviously haven't read Derrick Bell.

Comment From Circa
No black church in history sang that badly.

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
Asia is the world's largest and most populous continent, located primarily in the eastern and northern hemispheres. You may now continue

FilmLadd:
It's like American Idol, except for genocide.

Slublog:
They're voting by phone? American Idol, eat your heart out.

Comment From Derrick Bell
Spoiler Alert: I hate whitey

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
Idiocracy is a 2006 American film, a satirical science fiction comedy, directed by Mike Judge and starring Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph, Dax Shepard, and Terry Crews.

ace:
This isn't really the movie, this is a parody by Weird Al Yankovic

Comment From Rev Al
We MUCH reject this offer from the greenies.

Comment From Jimbo
Is this all there is? Where is part 4, where we get to see them on another planet without whities laws or the Ten Commandments.

TMTCJayne:
Referendum will pass by comfortable margin. = Entrenched White Supremacy!

Jim Treacher:
And that's why a black man will never be president or something.

Comment From Hedgehog
Where is the chinese guy with the little dick?

Comment From Ben
Black servant. Subtle.

Slublog:
Only one piece of carry on luggage? Oppression takes many form, my friends.

DrewM:
Only 1 piece of carry on luggage but at least they don't get groped by the TSA

ace:
I can't believe the main problem here regards carry on luggage.

Ben Howe:
The drama is so thick you could almost fall asleep

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
Hand luggage or cabin baggage (also commonly referred to as carry-on in North America) is the type of luggage that passengers are allowed to carry along in the passenger compartment of a vehicle instead of moving to the cargo compartment. You may now continue...
[Scott: Soledad references due to this, background here.]

Caleb Howe:
Why would the aliens specify carry-on?

CAC:
is the implication that black people cant afford to pay for the extra luggage fee?

Comment From Dr Spank
No luggage? Oprah will not be amused.

Jim Treacher:
The newscaster’s quiet dignity is devastating.

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
Bacon’s Rebellion was an uprising in 1676 in the Virginia Colony in North America, led by a 29-year-old planter, Nathaniel Bacon.

FilmLadd:
Is that Bacon or Sausage? Hard to tell on youtube. .

Comment From Merovign
It’s not quiet dignity, it’s valium.

DrewM:
Guns for everybody? 2nd Amendment is looking pretty good now, eh?

FilmLadd:
Border? Guns? That’s for Republicans, not Democrats.

Comment From Hedgehog
Does anyone else have tears running down their faces at this shit?

Aaron Worthing:
CAC: in the story, they gave them no luggage, and didn’t even let them wear clothes, except for one piece of underwear, to make the abduction as much like the middle passage as possible.

Dave in Texas:
YOu could still get guns from ATF agents

Caleb Howe:
oh I see, this movie is about opposing gun control.

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
Avon Calling is an album of tracks featuring bands from Bristol, UK, on local record label Heartbeat Records, and was originally released in 1979.

ace:
this is so completely not radical, I don’t know what Joel Pollack was thinking.

Jim Treacher:
He looks like Alan Ruck, if Alan Ruck made you want to punch him in the face even more.

Comment From Sammy316
Aliens hate England, its a scientific fact

rdbrewer:
A doublecross! I didn’t see that coming.

Ben Howe:
So, the lesson seems to be that when liquor, pork cognac sales don’t work, escape to England?

ace:
I like that they didn’t bother with a real thug, they just gave the chauffeur a gun.

CAC:
school buses of auschowitz

Ben Howe:
man, nothing makes me angrier than institutional racism that never happened.

ace:
CAC, they would have done a train but it would have cost a thousand bucks

TMTCJayne:
To the Food Deserts with you! Michelle haz some greens, though

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
The Rosa Parks Hempstead Transit Center is the Nassau Inter-County Express system’s indoor customer facility between Jackson and West Columbia Streets in Hempstead, New York.

FilmLadd:
These are the buses Mayor Nagin didn’t use during Katrina

Aaron Worthing:
okay again, what is with the wife? so she was faking being black her whole life?

Comment From Sgt. York
Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal!

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
Parliament-Funkadelic is a funk, soul and rock music collective headed by George Clinton.

Comment From Fritz
When does this peyote wear off?

Caleb Howe:
The best part of that movie was when I hadn’t watched it yet.

Jim Treacher:
It doesn’t matter why the aliens wanted all the black people, I guess.

Dan Collins:
The Joooos kinda disappeared at the end.

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
That simply was not racist.

Ben Howe:
you see the implicit message? It’s subtle, but basically if we don’t do something soon, aliens are going to teleport Benson and call him an oreo. Deep stuff.

Dave in Texas:
they turned on him ace. But he got to rise up into heaven like Jesus

Comment From Ben
She wasn’t black enough for the aliens. So they left her behind. Part of that whole melanin requirement.

JWF:
White guilt won’t keep me awake tonight

iowahawk:
A toast… to HARVARD!

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
I’m sorry,I just don;t see the bombshell here. Where is the bombshell?

Ben Howe:
so turns out Bell wasn’t racist, he was just batshit crazy.

TMTCJayne:
To OBAMA’S ALMA MATER, HARVARD LAW!

Jim Treacher:
Natural-sounding dialog is racist.

Comment From Tee Zieldors
Harvard Law Tuition: $40,000 Sitting in a class taught be the guy who wrote Space Traders- Priceless

CAC:
be sure to read Bell’s other fictional work, “Ass Goblins of Auschowitz”. Just as subtle.

iowahawk:
All that was missing was Bootsy Collins descending from the Muthaship for a funkyass bass solo

Caleb Howe:
We didn’t land on plymouth rock! Plymouth rock got sucked into the sky by a white beam cast down from robot reagan’s star destroyer jr.!

Soledad OBriens Earpiece:
Not racist at all. I wil have a professor on tomorrow morning to explain why that is so.

Ed Wood:
I’m not the worst filmmaker ever! I’m not the worst filmmaker ever!

ace:
Well there you go. There was a Not Radical At All Movie from Obama’s intellectual mentor.

FilmLadd:
It should be remembered that “Space Traders” was directed by the highly oppressed Reginald Hudlin, who directed The Ladies Man, Serving Sara, and roughly 50 different episodes for large and small tv series. This man is being completely oppressed out of the business.

Slublog:
That movie makes me want to hug a racist. Like the president did.

FilmLadd:
I need a cigarette. Preferably Kools.

CAC:
For some reason, I have a huge urge to drink Remy Martin and switch to MCI.

Comment From Merovign
It’s typical liberal comedy: “You’re evil, you’re stupid, I hate you, why aren’t you laughing, don’t you get the joke?”

Jim Treacher:
Space Traders 2: Polemic Boogaloo

CAC:
Space Traders 2 – The Wrath of Chaka Khan

Dave in Texas:
Space Traders 2: Let’s Do It Again!

ace:
no seriously that was like a movie the Fat Albert kids would make as a prank and then sell tickets for a nickle a seat

CAC:
Ace there were a few guys in sombreros in the church scene. Trust me they tried to hit every stereotype.

Caleb Howe:
In the M. Night Shyamalan version of that movie, it turns out the aliens were actually Will Smith.

Aaron Worthing:
ace: in the original story its all black and white people. asians, hispanics, etc. barely exist. see here: http://allergic2bull.blogspot.com/2012/03/i-read-space-traders-by-derrick-bell-so.html

Dave in Texas:
Space Traders 2: Blackula in Space

CAC:
The sequel involved us giving up anyone who lived in Delaware. Since nobody would be outraged by that, it flopped.

Comment From El Kabong
In the Michael Bay version…shit just blows up

Jim Treacher:
See, because they thought if they made their pitch while appearing to us as Reagan, we’d be like, “Oh, okay.”

Caleb Howe:
In the James Cameron version of that movie, the aliens are only asking for Leonardo DiCaprio.

FilmLadd:
Note that this was directed by the highly oppressed Reginald Hudlin. He wasn’t just black-listed, he was melanin listed.

iowahawk:
No dogmas were harmed in the making of this film.

Aaron Worthing:
film: the story is even dumber. in it the aliens only want any person listed as black on their birth certificate or driver’s license, none of this color test.

Comment From Sammy316
Thanks Ace & et. al. for the afternoon racism. Nothing gets your point across like feeding stereotypes about yourself. It was a blast.

Comment From garrett
can we watch it backwards?

Comment From Al Sharpton
I didn’t see one muthafuckin racist thing in this film we much.

iowahawk:
Filmed on location in Academic Fever Swamp, MA

Caleb Howe:
In the Christopher Nolan version of this movie, the whole thing was a dream. OR WAS IT.

Dave in Texas:
I’m going to go hug my black neighbors now. Now is a good time, it’s early and they’re not hopped up on drugs

CAC:
It must have been hard having a cast made entirely of cardboard. Give the director some slack.

Comment From JFirch
I didn’t see the White Man’s Overbite, so it seemed incomplete.

Comment From Jesse Jr
How much does your campaign need for me to get star role in Space traders 2

CAC:
How they managed to make characters with fewer dimensions than a Michael Bay film astounds me.

Comment From Barack
Glad you liked my movie, bitches!

Penny Arcade: Moses’ First Sanctioned Quest

September 2, 10

Penny Arcade Moses Quest

Exodus 3:1-5 lol.

Click the image above to view the original full size comic.

Blog posting here, The Bible Online MMORPG here.

Pink Panther – In the Pink of the Night

May 31, 10

Just saw this classic cartoon on Cartoon Network the other day. Brings back memories of watching it many times on VCR as a kid – even thought I had completely forgotten about the existence of this episode, I can now still remember the music and sound effects used to accentuate particular happenings in the episode.

Especially love the antics and vocalizations of the ‘cuckoo bird’ – especially especially that COO-COO!!! just before getting its beak tied!

COO COO!!!!

My Views on Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell

May 12, 10

With Obama’s pick for Supreme Court Nominee Elena Kagan (see here for her own hypocrisy on herself), here’s my take on Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell:

1. The military is all about WAR. It is not the place to seek dates, homosexual or otherwise, which is why in forward bases you do not have ‘conjugal visits’. If you want to show how proud you are of your sexuality/race/anything except nationality and profession, return to the civilian life.

2. Troop camaderie and unit cohesion are top priority. As The Jawa Report mentioned before, guys are guys – soldiers would rather not have on their minds the suspicion that one of their buddies is checking them out in the shower or foxhole. If you disagree, then you should also be pushing for mixed-gender barracks and showers. See how well that idea runs (and the submarine corp already beat you to it anyway).

See also more thoughts here.

Manly Guys Doing Manly Things

April 20, 10

Kratos PC Salesman

Click the comic snippet above to view the full comic. Basically a take on The Unfunny trope (example: Batman).

It’s a new webcomic with a fun hook (getting jobs for all the uber-macho/violent video game characters after their game gigs) and good artwork. Learned off through Halolz.

What is This Emoticon Called

January 7, 10

Any help please?

Been trying to find out, thanks to seeing it in part 3 of this strip in my Left 4 Dead comics collection.

S. Banggarma – The ‘Hindu Lina Joy’

November 20, 09

This is what would happen if former Muslim, now Christian Lina Joy tried to go ahead and get married to her Christian fiance.

Of special note is the cruel omission on the children’s birth certificates.

From The Star 20 Nov 2009:

Eight years on and woman can’t register marriage
By WINNIE YEOH

GEORGE TOWN: Even though Siti Hasnah Vangarama Abdullah, whose original name is S. Banggarma, has been married for eight years, she is still unable to register her marriage.

This is because she is listed as a Muslim while her husband is a Hindu.

The 27-year-old woman, who preferred to be known as Banggarma, said she has been practising Hinduism all this while although she was converted to Islam at the age of seven.

Banggarma said she and her three siblings were handed over to the Rumah Kanak Kanak Taman Bakti orphanage in Kepala Batas when she was about five by the Social Welfare Department after they were found wandering in the streets.

On Dec 28, 1989, she was converted to Islam before the Penang Kadi after she was taken to the kadi’s office by officers from the state Muslim Welfare Organisation of Malaysia (Perkim) and Majlis Agama Islam Pulau Pinang.

Banggarma said she had no clear memory of the incident until she was 18 when she wanted to get married.

“I ran away from the home with my friends when I was 16 and did not take any documents with me.

“So, when I wanted to get married at 18, I went back to the home to collect my documents. I was given the Muslim conversion certificate,” she said at a press conference called by Kedah PKR Youth deputy chief Gooi Hsiao Leung at his office here yesterday.

Her husband, S. Sockalingam, 31, a fisherman, said he had a shock when they went to the National Registration Department and found out that she is a Muslim.

“We couldn’t register our marriage after our temple wedding in Tanjung Piandang in March 2001 since she was a Muslim,” he said.

Banggarma said the column in her two children’s birth certificate under the father’s details stated “maklumat tidak diperolehi (information not available)”.

As I have said before, we don’t want ‘Ketuanan Cina’ or ‘Ketuanan India’, or to remove the national status of Bahasa Melayu and Islam, or even to the Sultans as our nominal rulers.

We just want to be given our basic human rights and not be discriminated against in official policy. That is what will unite Malaysia – when all are treated equally, as Malaysians.

Al Gore’s New Book – Yet More Scaremongering (and Photoshopped) Fakery

November 19, 09

Al Gore is a pathological liar. He has now apparently even resorted to Photoshopping out the Arctic, Photoshopping oceans over coasts, and Photoshopping in several hurricanes onto a photo of the Earth.

From Watts Up With That and Moonbattery via Prison Planet:

A midget Southern Hemisphere cyclone is off the coast of Florida, another hurricane is sitting on the equator off the coast of Peru — and the Arctic Ice is gone (perhaps it is summer) and the Florida Peninsula is half gone

There are other differences I am sure you can find — but the hurricanes are just nonsense…

Maybe it’s Gore’s vision of what the future world will look like if global warming continues unabated. But even that theory fails.

The Arctic ice is at the same levels as 1979, meaning there is no net melting.

Similarly, Antarctic ice is at the highest levels ever recorded.

Hurricanes are at a 30 year low.

The oceans have actually been getting cooler since 2003.

And as the BBC admits, there has been no warming in 11 years.

All this while concentrations of CO2 – the gas that supposedly causes world-ending global warming – continue to increase.

Many more facts, graphs and photos with citations at my collection, Global Warming is Unfactual, and excellent overview for those uninitiated into serious global warming debate.

What can we expect, really, from a guy who barely passed his science papers in university and thinks the Earth’s interior is millions of degrees hot?

No wonder he was greeted with a protest in Portland.

Al Gore really is a pathological liar (much like that other guy he supported for President).

He lies tons in his film. (Which most people actually ignored.)

He lies 180 degrees about the relationship between carbon dioxide and temperature.

He lies about drowning polar bears.

He lies about reducing his massive energy use and carbon footprint.

He lies about his true motives for scaring us about global warming.

So to wit: This is the man who is at the forefront of the global warming fearmongering movement. How do you think this reflects on other supporters/salesmen of the global warming farce, like lying NASA head James Hansen, blindo NASA scientists and researchers who intentionally skew data?

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Also covered by Newsbusters, Examiner.com.

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PS. Excerpts of some interesting and very insightful comments from the Watts Up With That page:

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More Fake Cops in JB, This Time Caught

September 18, 09

This is not the first time JB criminals have posed as cops.

From The Star 18 Sep 2009:

Seven more bogus cops held
By FARIK ZOLKEPLI

JOHOR BARU: Seven gang robbers, who posed as policemen and went on a four-day robbing spree have been caught in a police operation.

The police are also now probing where the suspects obtained uniforms which looked authentic to the untrained eye.

A special task force comprising the Johor Baru (North and South) and Seri Alam police was formed after the thugs, dressed in police uniforms and vests, went on a 21-robbery spree from Sept 13 to 16.

Acting on a tip-off, the task force raided a house in Kampung Melayu Pandan and arrested four gang members on Wednesday afternoon.

Follow-up operations three hours later led police to three other suspects at a flat in Taman Bukit Mutiara.

Johor police chief Deputy Comm Datuk Mohd Mokhtar Mohd Shariff said police seized a senior policeman’s uniform, a black police jacket and several police vests along with several parang, knives, axes, mobile phones and four stolen cars.

“The suspects aged between 18 and 28 were responsible for robberies involving about RM500,000 in four days.

“They often target victims in Johor Baru and Seri Alam between 5.30am and 10am,” he told a press conference yesterday.

He also said that only a handful of outlets were permitted to supply police uniforms.

“We will not hesitate to take action if one of the suppliers was involved,” he said, adding that police are still looking for three more gang members.

DCP Mohd Mokhtar assured the public that those involved in the robberies were not policemen.

“The public is advised to insist on seeing the authority cards of people claiming to be policemen,” he said.

On another matter, DCP Mohd Mokhtar announced that 703 foreign women who worked as prostitutes had been arrested so far.

“We have raided nine entertainment outlets numerous times this year,” he said, adding that the crime rate had been reduced by 8.76% between January and September compared to the same period last year.


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