Posts Tagged ‘lolcat’

Rolcats – Communist Soviet Russia Lolcats

February 20, 09

Head on over to http://rolcats.com/.

Great stuff, snarky take on Communist Russia cliches… With lolcats!

Some excerpts I found especially funny are below. Translated captions follow each image.

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Drat, thwarted so close to freedom’s sweet caress… I dreamed for but a taste of the decadent west, and now my eulogy is sung by guard dogs and alarm bells.

I have bested my brethren this day!!!

It is I who will inflict happiness and joy upon countless children in the Moscow Circus!

I swear I spoke no ill of The Party!

Submit with honor, and you will earn a proper burial among your fathers!

This shall provide the nourishment needed to brave the crowds awaiting their weekly beetroot ration.

Where re-education has failed my comrade, the hangman’s noose will succeed…

State-run media is best for everyone!

Make haste for the village granary, Sasha!

Our block captain watches closely…

Hungry, Hungry Kitten

February 6, 09

From ICanHasCheezburger, a really silly and determined kitten!

President Obama is a Joke(r)

January 21, 09

On a tip from wits0, from the creative members at Fark.com discussion board:

See this post for another Jokerization:

Joker Cat Lolcat Why So Serious Cat

Serious Lolcat Joker & Joker Interrogation Spoof

October 7, 08

Okay, this are dumb but also clevar:

Joker Cat Lolcat Why So Serious Cat

Mai bruther, he sends it to meh. Based on dis famous orijinul lol:

Serious Cat Joker

See also Joker Interrogation Spoof (which about half of people find not funny):

And my review of the film itself at The Dark Knight Movie Review (No Spoilers).

Half-Black Cat For President Campaign Advances

August 8, 08

The Half-Black Cat For President lol is now featured on The Peoples Cube:

And Moonbattery (which recently ranked 5th best Conservative blog):

So hopefully the votes for this cute and qualified candidate will start puring in. Kudos to them!

Socks the Cat may be the only Clinton we ever want to see again in the White House.

Yet he’s far superior to Obama: Both are half Black and half White which makes the grievance-mongers happy, but Socks has 10 years of experience living in the White House against Obama’s 143 days in the Senate!

We need your votes to make ICanHasCheezBurger feature the lol on their main page. So get out there (through the link below), and vote!

CLICK HERE TO GO AND VOTE

Conservative bloggers, please feature the lol and the voting link on your sites! (If you don’t, you must be a black-hating RACIST, according to Obama supporters).

Half-Black Cat thanks you, Another God Feering Conservative and Hoosier Army Mom!

CatCat in a Holey Bukket Lolz

July 23, 08

Please vote for my lolcat at this link or this other link.

A vote for my lolz is a vote for CatCat!

More bucket lols are at ICanHasCheezburger.

See the CatCat category for more CatCat posts.

Scott Fails to FAIL

February 5, 08

Well, I submitted some FAIL images to The Fail Blog, but they don’t seem to be using them.

So I failed to get my FAILs to the Fail Blog.

But here they are anyway on my own blog:

                   TerroristMortarFAIL

                   TerroristRPGFAIL

   TerroristFAILDogNOTFAIL

GlobalWarmingShipFAIL

SonOfTitanicFAIL

C’mon, tell me that these are good enough to be accepted for display.

Pix modified from Terrorists Getting Pwned Videos, Bomblets Frag Terrorists, Spare Dog and Globul Warmings No Save Titanic.

See also my Global Warming lols site.

Global Warming Lolz Site Needs YOUR Helps

January 4, 08

Still trying to popularize my collection of macros about global warming in the style of lolcats.

Here’s what I have thus far:

freezingkitteh

Kittyescapesrisingseas

stolepenguinice

        SkepticsPWNFearmongers

2pctwarming98pctcooling2

globulwarmingsnosaveme2

GlobulWarmingsMoreKittens

I can has some helps? No Photoshop skills are required to use the automated lolcat builder, just a sense of humour and a snarky attitude towards the global warming insanity.

Head over to:

http://globallolzing.wordpress.com/

Global Lolzing Lol Site

December 5, 07

Hey! Everyone who loves lolz and hates global warming hysterical hoaxes!

Help me popularize this lol-site!

http://globallolzing.wordpress.com/

What are you waiting for? Link it!!!

Global Warming = More Kittens!!!

November 30, 07

Global warming does something good: More cuddly and loveable kitties witties!!!

So says the report by Pets Across America, a national pets adoption group:

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GLOBAL WARMING KEY FACTOR IN INCREASE OF CAT POPULATION
Increasing temperatures across country major factor as cat populations rise at alarming rates

KANSAS CITY, Mo. (June 6, 2007) — These days cats outnumber dogs by 13.5 million and that
number is growing. Today more than ever, animal shelters across the United States are reporting skyrocketing influxes of cats and kittens being brought into their agencies. Many believe global warming is extending cat breeding seasons and causing the cat population to swell.

According to Kathy Warnick, president of Pets Across America — the largest umbrella organization for animal shelters serving more than 130 million people, global warming is thought to be a contributing factor to the dramatic increase of stray, owned, and feral cats.

“Cats are typically warm-weather, spring-time breeders,” reminds Warnick, who also serves as
president of the Humane Society of Missouri. “However, states that typically experience primarily longer and colder winters are now seeing shorter, warmer winters, leading to year-round breeding. Basically, there is no longer a reproduction lull with cat breeding cycles and unfortunately, it seems more people are bringing boxes of kittens into our agencies during winter now.”

Across the nation, shelters are reporting spikes in their cat and kitten intakes. Several Pets Across America shelters experienced an increase of more than 30 percent from 2005 to 2006. The organization associates their steady increase of cat intake — a startling 7 percent last year alone — to likely be an example of how warmer climates really do affect the number of cats breeding more frequently.

“We have long discussed the benefits of spaying and neutering cats. It is likely that global warming is probably not going to be slowing any time soon, therefore, it benefits everyone when pet owners take action and spay and neuter their pet,” says Bob Rohde, vice-president of Pets Across America and president of the Dumb Friends League in Denver, Colo.

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Too many kittehs! (Is such a things exists?)

But it couldn’t possibly be because of irresponsible pet owners, increased food resources or any other reasons. It must be GLOBUL WARMINGS!!!

After all, global warming is the cause of EVERYTHING EVER!!!

But at least that means more cute kitties, more warm cuddlies, and more lolcats for your awwwsocute-hahaha viewing pleasure:

GlobulWarmingsMoreKittens

By me, using MS Paint and Icanhascheezburger lolcat builder. Original image from wayodd.


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