Dedicated to the three newspapers facing show cause letters, and especially the Sin Chew reporter Tan Hoon Cheng arrested under the ISA…
For reporting about Ahmad Ismail’s racism which merely got him suspended from UMNO for 3 years.
The Ahmad Ismail Sketch
An arrogant-looking man is standing on a street corner by a political party’s banner, shouting his message at passers-by.
Arrogant Looking Man: Chinese are squatters! No equal rights for these pendatang! We will push the Chinese, push them, push them!!!
Reporter Lady who passes by is shocked by his outburst, and quickly goes into a nearby police station.
Reporter Lady: Excuse me, officer. I’d like to report an incident of Hate Speech.
Officer #1: Ya ke? Serious ni! Err, what did this Hate Speech sound like, madam?
Reporter Lady: Well, it was about the Chinese being squatters, and ‘push the Chinese’, and…
Officer #1 looks shocked.
Officer #1: Stop right there! I’m sorry madam, but I will have to arrest you for Hate Speech.
Reporter Lady: Wh-what?! But I’m not giving any Hate Speech!
Officer #1: Don’t take me for a fool, madam. You were saying it right here in front of me!