Watch and hear the exorcism of the rot-demons of decay that inhabit all godless sweeties. For it is thy consumption of such evil that causes the unholy corruption of thine once-pearly whites:
A preview of today’s sermon:
I shall never repent, Inquisitor!
Aiiiiiieeeee! Hey, um, I think I’ve changed my mi…
FOOOMPH! The fact that it combusts PROVES it was a witch. Made of wood. Which combusts (and also floats). *quack quack*
Behold the eerie flames that burst forth from within the demon-possessed candy – that is HELLFIRE you are witnessing! Repent, o eaters of non-kosher gelatin!
Listen to the unearthly wails of the tormented demons as they are subjected to the righteous retribution of immersion into molten sulfur – the same punishment that awaits all snack-guzzling guiltbearers of the sin of gluttony!
And don’t think you idolatrous M & M worshipers are safe either!
Aaaaaaaaaa~~~~~meeeeeeeen.
