Learned of via Tom Nelson.
From Newsbusters:
Sequel to Al Gore’s ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ Announced: ‘The Path to Survival’
You knew it was coming. It was only a matter of time. Al Gore is working on a sequel to his 2006 eco-ganda film “An Inconvenient Truth,” which will be called “The Path to Survival” and released on April 22, 2008, otherwise known as Earth Day.
Global warming “deniers” may begin thinking of it as “An Inconvenient Truth 2: Non-Electric Boogaloo.”
But based on a September 5 AP article, it’s not what you expect. It isn’t even a film. It won’t even be a hardback. Publisher Rodale Books said it will be released as a paperback original that is “(p)art-scientific manual, part expose, part visionary call for a new planet-wide political movement” and will offer “a visionary blueprint for the changes we should make as a world community.”
Does that mean Gore will teach “a new generation” to stay green his way, by jetting around the world on private planes, owning big houses, throwing carbon-spewing concerts and eating red meat, which the UN said is a bigger contributor to anthropogenic global warming than SUVs?
Look for a giant carbon-emitting promotional tour to accompany the release.
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So, what might be some suitable titles for a sequel to An Inconvenient Tru… Oh, who are we kidding? The film is actually A Convenient Pack of 35 Lies and Errors.
Anyway, suggested sequel titles (even though it won’t be released as a film):
American Chopper-up-the-Economy (see here for all references to the economic cost)
A Nightmare on Wall Street
Apocalypse 100-Years-Later
Armagorddon
Badman and Robber (With Al playing both starring roles, and also starring Ah-nold as Mr. Freeze-the-Californian-Citrus-Crop-due-to-Global-Warming)
Battlefield Girth (Al Gore’s waistline, starring John ‘five private jets’ Travolta)
Book of Shady Claims: The Gore Witch 2
Citizen Insane
E.T. the Extra Carbon Tax-ial
Fantasia 2008
Gore Wreck II: The Wrath of Gaia
Greed 2: Cruise Control of The Entire World Economy
Gawrs: The Revenge (on America for not voting him President)
Gone With the CO2-laden Wind
Gore Almighty
Gorehog Day (relive Al’s 2000 Presidential campaign defeat over and over again!)
Gorelander 2: The Quickening Sea-level Rise
Gorémon The Movie (with add-on short Trickachu’s Vacation)
Gorey Rotter and the Half-Baked Points
Gorinator II: Excrement Day
Gorindler’s List of Debunked Claims
Gory Python and the Quest For the Holy Grail of World Socialism
Gorzilla
I Am Lie-gend
Ice Age 2: Global Warming Causes Record Snowfall
I, Gorbot
Indiana Gore And the Prophecies of Doom
Indiana Gore And the Last Crusade Against Capitalism
James Gornd: Tomorrow’s Catastrophe Never Arrives
Minds-A-Blanca
Morons Inc.
My Little Phony: The Movie (all miniature horses equipped with rear-mounted methane traps)
Naked Lies 22 1/2: The Smell of Farce
No American Economic Pie
No More Economic Independence Day
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest in a Private Jet
Pirates of the Carbon: Profiting From World’s End
Plan 9 From Al Gore’s Empty Headspace
Plant More Carbon-Offset Forests Gump
Psycho (no modification to title needed)
Saturday Night Earth Has a Fever
Scary Movie (no change to title needed, but warning of excessive comedy)
Star Gores: The Empire-with-no-clothes Strikes Back
The Aviator (Al Gore’s jetting around the world)
The Bali Carbon Limits Massacre
The Bourne Liar
The Carbon Offsets Redemption
The Care-only-about Polar Bears Movie
The Chronicles of Yarnia: Prince Carbon-spewian
The Day After the Day After the Day After etc. etc. etc. Tomorrow (disaster movie about catastrophic temperature rises of a few degrees that might take place a century later)
The Day the Earth’s Economy Stood Still
The Excessive-Gore-Cyst II: Anyone Who Denies Global Warming is a Heretic
The Goredon Compass (Part one of His Dork Materials trilogy)
The Gorefather Part II (starring Al Gorino as Don Carbonleone)
The Gore of the Rings: The 35 Debunked Claims
The Lying King
The NeverEnding Alarmist News Stories
The Not Credibles (featuring a family of superheroes who can beat down logic with super strength, stretch the truth, turn global warming research invisible to peer review, and outrun challenges to a debate on global warming at super speed)
The Phantom of the Gorpera
The Silencing of the Lambasting Critics
The Sound of Spew-Sick
The Ten Commandments of Do As I Say Not As I Do
The Ugly, the Ugly and the Ugly Lies
Titan-Trick
War and Peace Hypocrisy (docu-drama on Al Gore’s flip-flopping on the invasion of Iraq)
War of the First and Third Worlds
