Tunneling Meatball Mole

Anyone know what the image below shows?


If you know what that is, congratulations! You’re well versed in the trivia of the Net. If not, do learn more at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster to understand this post better.

To summarize, I feel that the concept of FSM displays an arrogant, chauvanistic and condescending attitude towards a valid theory (Intelligent Design, or ID). The FSM gang are mocking the straw-man (an inaccurate definition) of ID that they create themselves, while refusing to even try considering anything but their own preferred world view.

Voluntary myopia is NOT the way of SCIENCE! The very same myopia they accuse ID proponents of practising is their own shortcoming. As Jesus said, remove the plank from your own eye first!

So I’d like to introduce the counterpart to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. His name is the Tunneling Meatball Mole.

Once long long ago, he was part of the FSM. But when somebody sneezed (some say it was the Saucey Tomato Twins), the TMM rolled off of the FSM. This angered the FSM, who viewed it as outright piratey-mutiny, and he cast the TMM down to the earth. This is known as the Great Meatball Fall.

Now, in and attempt to win back the FSM’s favour, the Tunneling Meatball Mole traverses the soils of the earth, searching for any and all fossils of transitional life forms (organisms that show traits in-between those of established forms). When he finds them, he destroys them completely!

In this way, the TMM can propogate belief in the FSM. Because when paleontologists dig up thousands and thousands and THOUSANDS of fossils of complete life forms, and can’t find any fossils of transitional forms, they’ll go “Where are all the transitional fossils!”, disown Darwinism, and become proponents of Intelligent Design. Or even Creationism, why not.

So what does this have to do with you? well, if you ever come across someone using the FSM to mock and belittle Intelligent Design, Creationism, or fundamental beliefs in general, then bring up the Tunneling Meatball Mole. Save the image and send it to them. Write on your own blog or message board. Link to this post.

And ask them: “SO WHERE ARE ALL THE TRANSITIONAL FOSSILS EH? Looks like the TMM did a good job, didn’t he? I guess we’ll all have to believe in the FSM now……… Oh, it’s not so funny when you are arroganted, chauvanised and condescended back, now is it? So there.”

One Response to “Tunneling Meatball Mole”

  1. Greg Says:

    Hahahahahahaha This is great, hhaha

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