The Case of the Sims Neighbourhood Massacres (An ASCII Art Pictorial Tour)


From my experience playing The Sims, earning money, making AI friends, getting bored, inviting them all over, then selling the doors to trap them and selling everything inside the house to watch them suffer from neglected needs until everyone dies. 

Try it yourself!

GUIDE TO SYMBOLS:

$$$ Phone

DDD Door

– – – | Walls       
       |

495 Sims Street. A house without any bed, sofa, toilet, bathroom or fridge.

|- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
|                                                                              $$$                         |
|                                                              *Hi come to our party!*          |
|                                                              TOMMY(on the phone)          |
|                                                                                            | |                                                                                                             |
|                                                                                        *hehe*          |
|                                                                                      LAURA          |
|                                                                                                             |
|                                                                                                             |
|- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –                                             |
|                              D                              |                                             |
|                              D                              |                                             |
|                              D                              |                                             |
|- – DDDDD- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – — |

 

(the phone was sold and mysteriously disappears!)

|- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – — – -|
|                                                                                                             |
|                                                              *there it’s done*                      |
|                                                                 TOMMY                             |
|                                                                                                             |
|                                                                                                             |
|                                                                             *i can’t wait!*          |
|                                                                                      LAURA          |
|                                                                                                             |
|                                                                                                             |
|- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –                                             |
|                              D                              |                                             |
|                              D                              |                                             |
|                              D                              |                                             |
|- – DDDDD- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –  – – |

                           VICKY

 

|- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –  – – – -|
|                                                                                                             |
|                                                                                                             |
|                                                                 TOMMY                             |
|                                                                                                             |
|                                                                                                             |
|                                                                                                             |
|                                                                                      LAURA          |
|                                                                                                             |
|                                                                                                             |
|- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –                                             |
|              ???           D                              |                                             |
|          VICKY       D                               |                                             |
|                              D                              |                                             |
|- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – — -|

(the front door mysteriously disappears!)

 

|- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –  – – -|
|                                                                                                             |
|                                                                                                             |
|                                                                 TOMMY                             |
|                                                                                                             |
|                                                                                                             |
|                                                                                                             |
|                                                                                      LAURA          |
|                                                                                                             |
|                                                                                                             |
|- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –                                             |
|                              |                              D                                             |
|                              |       VICKY           D                                             |
|                              |                              D                                             |
|- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – — – – -|

(the door behind disappeared!) 
(a new door appeared in front!)

 

|- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –  – – -|
|                                                                                                             |
|                                                                   *haha*                               |
|                                                                 TOMMY                             |
|                                                                                                             |
|                                                                                                             |
|                                                                             *now u die 2*          |
|                                                                                      LAURA          |
|                                                                                                             |
|                                                                                                             |
|- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –                                             |
|                              D                              |               !!!                          |
|                              D                              |           VICKY                     |
|                              D                              |                                             |
|- – DDDDD- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – — – – |

                           MIKEY

(the door behind disappeared! Vicky is trapped!) 
(the first 2 doors mysteriously appear again!)

 

MUCH LATER ON…

GUIDE TO MORE SYMBOLS:

@@
@@@  Puddle of excrement due to no toilet

@@

### Noisy TV that prevents sleeping
###

 &     Flies around leftover trash
& &

|- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –  – -|
|        *need toilet!*            @@                                                             |
|           MRJONES              @@@                     *hahaha*                   |
|                                           @@                  TOMMY                         |
|       *need sleep!*                                                                                |
|         SMALLCHILD            ###                                                         |
|                                              ###                           *u wil al die*          |
|                                                                                      LAURA          |
|      *need enjoyment!*                                  *need food!*                    |
|          MIKEY                                              *need comfort!         &      |
|- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –            VICKY            & &   |
|                              |                              |                                                |
|                              |                              |              *need clean!*            |
|                              |                              |               OLDLADY              |
|- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – — -|

         POLICEMAN
*It is past midnite! Turn down the noisy TV!*
*Stop making noise! Neighbors are complaining!*

*Why is there no door to knock? I can’t get in.*

 

FINALLY…

|- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – — – -|
|                                        @@                                                             |
|           MRJONES(dead) @@@                                                         |
|                                        @@                     TOMMY(dead)               |
|                                                                                                             |
|          SMALLCHILD(dead)  ###                                                        |
|                                              ###                           *ooooo!~*             |
|                                                                                    LAURA(ghost)  |
|  *pls end my suffering!*                                                                        |
|          MIKEY(almost dead)                                                           &    |
|- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –              VICKY(dead) &   & |
|                              |                              |                                                |
|                              |                              |                                                |
|                              |                              |           OLDLADY(dead)        |
|- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – — -|

THE HORRIBLE END.

QUIT THE SIMS AND RETURN TO WINDOWS? (Y / N)

 


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