Fai-wa of the Day

Original quotes from ME! Behold the mighty words of Scott:

“Man does not live on bread alone, but also on 10 essential amino acids.”

“…as cheap as MTV love.”

“A full bladder makes haste.”

“Nervousness is when your mouth is dry and your bladder is bursting.”

“If ever you’re in great difficulty and really need help, just call me… And I promise I’ll laugh.”

“This is delicious! Do you want some? WELL YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY!

“English is STUPID!… But if it weren’t, I wouldn’t have a JOB.”

“Kittens are proof of God. They are created to eat, sleep and play (and look cute).”

“Be careful outside… Look both ways before crossing the road. Don’t talk to strangers. Don’t pet strange cats.” (Mei Yee: “But I want to!”)

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