If you didn’t read my previous post about the subject, here’s a brief recap: Hamas-produced kid’s television show Tomorrow’s Pioneers used to feature a Mickey Mouse lookalike who spouts things such as:
“I’m calling on all children to read more and more to prepare for exams because the Jews don’t want us to learn.”
“You and I are laying the foundation for a world led by Islamists.”
“Yes, we, tomorrow’s pioneers, will restore to this nation its glory, and we will liberate Al-Aqsa, with Allah’s will, and we will liberate Iraq, with Allah’s will, and we will liberate the Muslim countries, invaded by murderers.”
“We will win, Bush! We will win, Condoleezza! We will win, Sharon!… Ah, Sharon is dead.”
Aha, but not anymore you won’t! Because apparently the controversy of such a blatant rip-off of an American icon was too loud and controversial to bear indefinitely. Or to put it another way, Bush won over poor little Farfur!
So with all the controversy surrounding the use of a Disney-alike mascot to promote pre-school jihad, the Hamas producers went and did the only sane, rational, ethical and constructive thing possible:
Saraa: Who are you, and where did you come from?
Nahoul the Bee: I am Nahoul.
Saraa: Nahoul who?
Nahoul: I’m Nahoul, Farfour’s cousin.
Saraa: What do you want?
Nahoul: I want to continue the path of my cousin Farfour.
Saraa: How do you want to do this?
Nahoul: I want to be in every episode with you on the Pioneers of Tomorrow show, just like Farfour. I want to continue in the path of Farfour – the path of Islam, of heroism, of martyrdom, and of the mujahideen. Me and my friends will follow in the footsteps of Farfour. We will take revenge upon the enemies of Allah, the killer of the prophets and of the innocent children, until we liberate Al-Aqsa from their impurity. We place our trust in Allah.
(Sourced from Sweetness & Light, which has a link to a video clip)
Well done, Hamas children’s TV. Splendid job. You’ve gone and solved the WRONG PROBLEM ENTIRELY.
So now Disney won’t take offense and legal action, but a generation of malleable young minds will continue to be indoctrinated in the pursuit of glorious victory at the cost of lives – their own, and everyone else’s. And you’ll get more kindergarteners like these:
And how did good ol’ Farfur happen to retire from the set of Tomorrow’s Pioneers? Why, he was killed by an imperialist Zionist oppressor, of course. From Sweetness & Light again:
In the final skit, Farfour was beaten to death by an actor posing as an Israeli official trying to buy Farfour’s land. At one point, Farfour called the Israeli a “terrorist.”
“Farfour was martyred while defending his land,” said Sara, the teen presenter. He was killed “by the killers of children,” she added.
Well in that case, his replacement Nahoul the Bee shouldn’t be a terrorist-spawning problem for long.
Soon enough, when his/her/its ratings start to drop, Nahoul the Bee will in turn be killed in a human rights-violating rocket attack from a brutal Jewish-aggressor helicopter gunship.
UPDATE 17 AUGUST 2007: Tomorrow’s Pioneers apparently think that housecats = merciless Zionist conspirators. Nahoul the Bee Teaches Animal, Uh… Kindness