This is A Very Special Message to HIV and AIDS High Risk Groups.
As you may know, recently the top scientific advisor to the Bush administration has highlighted that the world is losing the battle against HIV/AIDS.
More and more people are becoming infected with HIV and may develop AIDS.
The spread of the disease is far outstripping efforts to contain, prevent and treat it.
It this continues unabated, we will truly have a debilitating plague on our hands. Civilization will be long dead by the time global warming ever becomes a major threat (if it were real).
Therefore, in light of the dire revelation, I would ask all at risk of, or currently suffering from HIV/AIDS to…
If everyone would just STOP HAVING EXTRAMARITAL SEX, then the spread of HIV would be greatly restricted! Not only that, unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases would be almost completely eliminated!
STOP HAVING CASUAL SEX DAMMIT!!!
Is that so hard? I’m a 25 year old hot blooded hormone loaded young male, but somehow I’ve managed to NOT SCREW AROUND all these years. If I can do it, why can’t you? You weak, pathetic fools!
Especially you already with the HIV/AIDS. I don’t mean to sound unsympathetic, but it is WHOLLY IRRESPONSIBLE and AKIN TO PREMEDITATED MURDER for you to continue a lifestyle whereby you knowingly spread a killer virus to as many sex partners as you like!
Even if you use protection, there’s the risk of infection. Would you condone a prankster who goes around stabbing people with a knife wrapped in plastic bags? It’s all harmless fun, but sooner or later that bag will break and someone’s eye is going to get poked out.
Abstinence has a 100% success rate in avoiding STDs, HIV/AIDS and pregnancy. I mean, think about it: You don’t have sex with people except the person you finally marry, then surely you won’t have any risk for the above!
Makes sense, no duh? How can you deny this fact? Even condoms don’t do perform that well! All it takes is a little thing called SELF CONTROL, which is sadly not a tenet of the liberal mindset.
So in conclusion…
STOP THE FREE LOVE!!!
IT IS DESTROYING OUR HEALTH, OUR ECONOMY AND OUR WORLD!!!
REAL LOVE DOESN’T IGNORE THE HUMAN SUFFERING IT CAUSES!!!
AND STOP BEING STUBBORN ABOUT IT, IT’S SELFISH OF YOU.