Flat Fatima will Make Your News Stories Become The Truth!

Remember this melancholic looking lady?


Her ‘house’ was destroyed several times on different occasions, magically rebuilding itself each time just in time for another Israeli air strike to flatten it.

Now under the trade name of Flat Fatima, the perpetually home-demolished Beirut Woman is available for all you aspiring Reuters photojournalistic fraudsters and propaganda campaigners!


Lend some sympathy and unquestionably authentic realism to your headlines today! Reveal the truth to the world that everything bad that happens is the fault of the Zionist oppressors!

Just pop over to The People’s Cube where you can see more serving suggestions such as the few shown below:





Save the planet from the global warming caused by Jews (such as George Soros)! Support Al Gore (who is not a Jew) in his jihad against greenhouse gases!


Mayday, mayday, Starfleet! The Israelis are assimilating us!


Flat Fatima and other refugees escape from a US-built war machinery unleashed on Lebanon by Israel.

If you aren’t convinced of the Jewish conspiracy to rule the world by proxy by now… Ah, who are we kidding? With Flat Fatima at the fore, all reasonable people have no choice but to accept the logic of her heartfelt arguments! Death to the Americo-Zionist Nazis!!

See also my article in Malaysiakini on new bias and Zombietime’s article on Reuters photo fraud for some background to this healthy truth-ethics, facts-based style of liberal journalism!

5 Responses to “Flat Fatima will Make Your News Stories Become The Truth!”

  1. Fake Anti-Israel Video Posted At Liveleak And Reddit « Lftbhndagn Says:

    […] Looks like another job for Flat Fatima […]

  2. Make the LIE BIG! Make the LIE SIMPLE! RePEAT THE LIE OVER AND OVER! EVENTUALLY ALL WILL BELIEVE! « Douglasbickford’s Blog Says:

    […] and intentional misreportings regarding the Middle East conflict, All Your Fakes Are Belong to Us, Flat Fatima will Make Your News Stories Become The Truth! which mock liberal media lies, and Media Mythbusters Wiki which links to a growing collection of […]

  3. simon thong Says:

    If she’s real and alive, I hope she’s getting paid.

  4. stripe Says:

    An event occurred in southern Lebanon that may encourage UN to leave:

    A southern Lebanon village backed by Hizbullah overpowered United Nations troops Saturday, seizing weapons and wounding one U.N. soldier in the eye. A United Nations Interim Forces in Lebanon (UNIFIL) spokesman said that the Lebanese army intervened and that the U.N. soldiers retrieved their weapons.

  5. Rebecca S. Says:

    LMAO HAHAhahaaaaaaa OMG I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!!!! I really must be out of the loop, because even though I saw an image or two of this *one had a balloon & the funniest was, well she was being ‘teabagged’** I actually had no idea this was a whole ‘thing’ I even downloaded a copy of one of the pictures hoping to use it for something funny because it just looks so weird.

    But I’m not as witty as these guys are, cause that stuff is absolutely hysterically funny. THANKS for blowing the whistle on this one|!

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