Cat-Toast Antigravity Device

From the Cat article on Uncyclopedia, the highly educational and totally facts-based content-free encyclopedia:


For instructions on how to construct your own infinite-energy perpetual-motion solve-the-oil-crisis-and-global-warming-too device, please refer to the instruction manual where you will find anything but instructions on how to build such a device.

CAUTION: Always be properly equipped with the appropriate safety measures before handling the raw materials, including but not limited to rad-suits and 100-ton mecha armor.


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