Excerpts From ‘The Politically Correct Elitist Leftwing Liberal Handbook

Discovered at Moonbattery.

THE POLITICALLY CORRECT ELITIST LEFTWING LIBERAL HANDBOOK contains eerily true-to-real-life commandments like the following selection (with a link-fest to my related posts):

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth’s climate, and more affected by soccer moms driving SUVs.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being lesbian is natural.

7. You have to be against capital punishment for criminals, even murderers, but support abortion on demand.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas, preferential treatment and set-asides are not racist.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism and communism haven’t worked anywhere it’s been tried, is because the right people haven’t been in charge. You must also vociferously deny the fact that “Nazi” is an abbreviation for Adolf Hitler’s Nationalsozialist party, because Hitler makes socialism look bad, unlike humanitarian socialists like Josef Stalin, Mao Zedong, Fidel Castro, Ho Chi Minh, Pol Pot, Saddam Hussein and a host of other socialists who raped, tortured, maimed and slaughtered their own people in the name of political and economic advancement for the plight of the downtrodden.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality as well as organizations such as NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association) and other groups that promote pedophilia should be constitutionally protected, but symbols such as the Cross, the Star of David and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

26. You have to believe that all spirituality and all religions except Islam are bad.

35. You must always have Double Standards, a higher standard that you demand of nations, corporations and individuals you don’t like and especially people who don’t agree with you – and another set of standards for yourself and your Elitist Leftwing Liberal confederates which is preferably no standards at all.

39. You are always to belittle and deride concepts such as optimism, patriotism, honor, honesty, faithfulness, fidelity, loyalty, courage, bravery, principles, trust, trustworthiness, reliability, responsibility, respect, common-courtesy, common decency, kindness, Good Samaritanism, sacrifice, patience, fortitude, values, integrity and character as being naive and passe. Call anyone who uses those words, “judgemental” and “intolerant”.

42. You must be “politically correct” when it suits your purpose and point out that political correctness is a form of freedom rather than more mind-control, but, it’s more important to demand that others be “politically correct” than actually follow those demands yourself.

43. You must always offer praise and/or excuses for all of America’s enemies, especially terrorists who aren’t really murdering cowards, but, rather multiculturally misunderstood.

50. Conservatives suggest that people should “hate the sin, love the sinner”. Remember, as an Elitist Leftwing Liberal you must always hate the sinner [person or corporation who doesn’t agree with you] and love the sin as all sins are “relative” and finding anything wrong with them is “judgemental”. This may be difficult to grasp at first glance since Elitist Leftwing Liberals don’t believe in “sin” [unless it’s being applied via Double Standard, see Article #35, toward corporations or people who don’t agree with Elitist Leftwing Liberals] except for hypocrisy which is the only sin, when applied to our opponents and is one of the most effective slurs in our arsenal. See Article #54.

53. Remember, “A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.” ~ G. Gordon Liddy

57. Remember, as a cheerleader for decadence, when any despot, criminal or maniac is treated in any way differently from the way he treated others, it’s your sworn duty to scream to the heavens that he isn’t being treated with dignity and is being embarrassed in spite of the fact he may have raped, tortured, maimed and slaughtered others; as an Elitist Leftwing Liberal you must remain silent about the victims of despots, criminals and maniacs. The victims got what they deserved and despots, criminals and maniacs are to be honored, lionized, venerated and if they’re bad enough, worshipped.

63. Remember, one of the Elitist Leftwing Liberal hallmarks is to try to instill fear and use whatever scare tactics are available. This in conjunction with doomsday prophecies, perennial pessimism and hopelessness, real or imagined, will hopefully amplify the fear in others. “Collective fear stimulates herd instinct, and tends to produce ferocity toward those who are not regarded as members of the herd.” ~ Bertrand Russell

65. You must always insist that the Holy Bible must never be read in schools – even by students who get free condoms (though it can be burned) but, it’s acceptable reading in penitentiaries and people testifying in court must swear on the Holy Bible, but, the Bible’s “Ten Commandments” cannot be displayed at the courthouse by court order.

66. You, as an Elitist Leftwing Liberal, have to believe that all of the above is part of a vast right wing conspiracy.


So true, so sadly true. See also Official British Court Finds 11 Inaccuracies in Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth, Labels It As Political Propaganda, Mainstream Media Dishonesty – 101 Liberal Media Lies and Will the Real Hillary Clinton Please Stand Up?


13 Responses to “Excerpts From ‘The Politically Correct Elitist Leftwing Liberal Handbook”

  1. Lucia Says:

    Wow. The person who wrote this is truly showing their ignorance and fear of all things beyond their back yard. This person needs to do a bit of traveling and volunteer in an urban area to understand how the world really works. The author should be made to do humanitarian work in middle-of-nowhere Africa and see Europe. Perhaps if they get out more, they’ll hate and fear everyone and everything less.

  2. Luciasmaster Says:

    Oh Lucia.. shut the h*ll up you elitist CodePink berkeley loving d*ke

  3. Kathy Says:

    Political correctness is simply a tool used to make oneself look good in one’s own eyes and in the eyes of others. It’s very transparent to anyone with a brain.

  4. LD Says:

    so true…

  5. Keith Martin Says:

    On this webpage attribution for “The Official Elitist Leftwing Liberal Handbook” is given both to “Irate Nation” and Moonbattery, but, truth be known, they both got it from the its original site:
    http://alohahawaii.home.att.net/leftwing.html – which has since been updated. All the best. KM

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  7. Bob Says:

    LOL The left doesn’t use scare tactics, etc. What motivation do they have other than their own passion? Unlike the right, which is motivated by money.

  8. Scott Thong Says:

    Lololol tell us another one Bob!

    You mean the same Left which violently attacks their opponents – in both verbal and physical senses?

    The same Left which rallied to scream hysterical about Saddam’s WMD when it seemed politically beneficial to?

    The same Left which bashed Bush Sr. for not being tough enough on Saddam’s WMD? (https://scottthong.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/fearmongore.png)

    The same Left which has repeatedly warned for close to a year now that the Tea Partiers are on the very, very brink of full scale violent racially-motivated rebellion, arson and murder? (Still waiting… Still waiting… Man these right-wing kooks take forever to carry out even one case of their for-sure-on-the-way violence…)

    The same Left which has panicked the nation that the economy/healthcare/planet would be destroyed if we don’t pass Stimulus/Obamacare/Cap & Trade NOWNOWNOW?

    The Left has the same motivations as any other human being – money, power, influence, control, ego and political/philosophical agenda (in your words, passion). Or do the recent corruption/ethics cases featuring Timothy ‘Tax Exempt’ Geithner, Rod Blagojevich, Charlie Rangel, William ‘Cold Cash’ Jefferson, Al Sharpton, Joe Sestak, Andrew Romanoff, ACORN, SEIU’s Andy ‘White House Serial Guest’ Stern, Eric Holder/New Black Panthers fail to ring a bell?

    To deny that they have such motivations is to claim that they are beyond-superhuman saints who have ascended beyond the moral failings of mere mortals. Bill Clinton’s Zippergate ought to have been a good indicator of how accurate that assumption is, but apparently memories fade over a few years.

  9. Rae Says:

    Where I’m from I don’t even think that elite left-wing exists. It’s almost like an oxymoron.

    Seems to me that it’s like “they’re rich… 😮 but they don’t care about money? what’s wrong with them?” “yeah i know… they care about humanity and the world. let’s hate them.”

    Left-wing and right-wing don’t seem to be the best way to describe politics anymore. The “right-wing” like to use it do differenciate between them and people that disagree with them. People who might be more right-wing but decide to care about the environment are immediately labelled as left-wing.

  10. Rae Says:

    From an outsiders’ perspective, American right-wing seems to be excruciatingly right-wing, and their left-wing seem hardly left-wing at all.

  11. Scott Thong Says:

    From an outsiders’ perspective, American right-wing seems to be excruciatingly right-wing, and their left-wing seem hardly left-wing at all. – Rae

    I’d have to agree there, because in Europe everything leans left more. Their centrist parties would be considered liberal if they moved to the USA.

  12. Rae Says:

    That’s right nearly everything (except for the extreme racist right-wing parties in Europe here and there), and it’s the same in Australia. Our major right-wing politicians are hardly on the same level as the American ones. There’s no way they’d ever be elected if they were.

  13. Scott Thong Says:

    To the detriment of the EU’s pocketbook bottom line, social cohesion and resistance to belligerent Islamic influences it seems.

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