The Scary Lady in Pink


She has the backing and support of a vast congress of supporters.

She has been chosen by her group to lead the campaign to spread their particular way of thinking and doing things.

She knows precisely how to twist words into venomous weapons of manipulation, deceit and propaganda.

She rewards her cronies and shields her benefactors, while punishing dissent and squelching meaningful debate.

She constantly wears a mask of caring, gentility and charm. But the selfish blackness of corruption that dwells within bubbles out through the cracks in the face paint every now and then.

Detractors call her a shrill, cackling witch. Yet see how she casts a spell on half the population, who can do naught to resist her persuasion.

She claims her plans and schemes are all in the best interests of the children, but every free person with a mind to think realizes that her policies will doom them all. 

She wilfully believes that there are no forces of terror threatening the safety of her charges, greatly downplaying rumours of an imminent attack… And constantly undermines any attempt by others to protect themselves from the evil.

Because of the above, she is a current favourite among members of the forces of darkness, who long for her to ascend to power that they might more easily carry out their nefarious plans.

She supports the use of torture in order to get what she wants, yet double-facedly and forked-tonguedly denies holding such sentiments when questioned in public.

She is filled with the megalomaniacal ambition of taking over the entire institution and imposing her iron-fisted, yet very bright pink rule.

She emerged once before and proved to be a horrible, frightening burden to all who beheld her… An arch-villian who spells the doom of the forces of good, second only to the evil forces themselves…

And horror of horrors, come 2008 she will return to haunt the stage once more.

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DOLORES UMBRIDGE!!!!

   ScaryPinkDoloresUmbridge

After all the draconian rules she imposed in Order of the Phoenix, she is returning to cause more grief for Harry in next year’s Half-Blood Prince. And once she has firmly consolidated her power and influence later on, she will be able to cause much more damage in The Deathly Hallows.

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What, did you think I was talking about Hillary Clinton and her 2008 U.S. Presidential Candidacy?

Don’t be daft! No movie villian is THAT scary and unethical!

      ScaryPinkHillary

And did I mention the pink?

Courtesy of Michael Ramirez:

TheyreBackAndScary

With more related cartoons at Will the Real Hillary Clinton Please Stand Up?.

And don’t miss… Hillary emo!


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One Response to “The Scary Lady in Pink”

  1. Van Helsing Says:

    The Church of the Subgenius tried to warn us way back when about the Pink People.

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