Israeli Defense Force Elite Female Stripper Death Squads

Looks like the Palestinian newspapers are learning great and important lessons about fact-checking and believability from their counterparts in the Liberal Media.

Then again, see what TV programmes they foist on Palestinian kids. The bizarre ain’t bizarre in Bizarro-world.


From Israel National News via heads-up at The Jawa Report:

PA: IDF is Using Elite Female Stripper Death Squads

The Palestinian Authority newspaper Al-Hayat Al-Jadida carried a story this week about IDF tactics that surpassed all previous accusations of supposed Israeli deviousness – poisoned candies, hormone-laced gum, poisoned wells, magnetized belts – in its bizarreness.

According to an Al-Hayat Al-Jadida front page report, the IDF has turned to using armed, female strippers in its war on upstanding Palestinian boys.

The newspaper reports that when the Arab rock-throwing begins, IDF soldiers run for cover. Then, the story continues, after some time of hiding, an Israeli woman stands up on top of a barricade and begins to perform an alluring strip tease.

Innocent Arab teenage boys, distracted from the business of rioting, are enticed to approach, when, according to the newspaper, the woman – an IDF soldier – shoots them with a pistol she had hidden in her underwear.


Yes, I see it now! It matches perfectly within the context of sneaky, scheming, rule-the-worlding Zionist overlords to use honey traps filled with .44 Desert Eagle death!


Yes, Mr. U.N. Investigator, it was a giant Israelideathweapon just like that which she pulled out from her tight, tight thong panties!

Isn’t that right, Dr. M?

After, they are already corrupting the upstandingly moral and pious men-folk of the Arab world, who are FORCED to watch Israeli Imperialist-Zionist porn!

(Which reminds me of how unwitting, innocent males in the conservative states of Kealntan and Pahang make up most of Malaysia’s pornsters.)

But didn’t the Palestinian newspaper Al-Hayat Al-Jadida  realize that by reporting the (purported) existence of hot-looking Israeli stipper-assassins, they’re dooming more Palestinian boys to executions?

Because, quite frankly, the typical young male (especially young males in the female-deprived environment of strict Islamic societies) will intentionally risk death and dismemberbent by throwing stones at armed and cranky IDF soldiers, just in the hope that the rumoured IDF strippers will make an appearance!!!

I dare you to argue with the pragmatic and practical logic of the above statement! 


And just to get this ROFLMAO piece of news onto Malaysiakini for all to see and ROFLTAO too:

See also my related article on Middle East journalistic integrity/bias that was put up by Malaysiakini, Malaysiakini: Are US News Agencies Biased Against Palestine?.

Malaysiakini Malaysiakini Malaysiakini Malaysiakini Malaysiakini.

And Malaysiakini.

There, that should do it!

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4 Responses to “Israeli Defense Force Elite Female Stripper Death Squads”

  1. hutchrun Says:

    ROTFL. And here`s a `victim` flogged:

  2. Don’t Fark With the Jews! - A Brief History of How Israel Kicks Butt « BUUUUURRRRNING HOT Says:

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  3. Israeli porn Says:

    I don’t agree and can’t understand the Israeli connection to this. can you explain more

  4. adolf Says:

    “no one can beat israel…god”
    listen, chaim, your obsession with israel has brought the entire Western world to its knees

    the only good that will come out of it is that israel will be nuked once America and Europe have declined so much that Israel can no longer be afforded

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