FEEL FREE TO COMMENT WITH YOUR OWN LIBERAL BASHING JOKES!
How many global warmists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Energy inefficient filament bulbs are a carbon-spewing crime against Mother Gaia. We must only use mercury-laden fluorescent lights.
How long does it take Hillary Clinton to change a lightbulb?
35 years, and only after Barack Obama declares that he stands for Change.
How many Obamas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Didn’t Jimmy Carter already change that lightbulb 30 years ago?
If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?
9/11 Twoofer: Trees don’t fall over by themselves! Fire doesn’t melt wood, it was brought down by thermite charges planted by Bush’s conspiracy!
Hamas: A great sound of suffering is heard from the Palestinian people, as the Zionist oppressors forcibly confisticate the tree that rightfully belongs to Gaza in order to build their apartheid wall!
Why did the Moonbat cross the road?
Because the sign said DO NOT CROSS ROAD.
Why did the ACLU cross the road?
You are hereby notified that we are filing suit against your offensive and intolerant hate speech which prominently included a Christian religious symbol.
What’s the difference between a furball that’s humping Captain Kirk and MoveOn.org?
One’s Tribble lechery, the other’s liberal treachery.
A pro-choice, 30-year old, liberal Moonbat was looking through a yard sale when she found an antique lamp. As she rubbed clean to see if it would make a good bong for smoking weed, a genie appeared out of it.
The genie said: “I will grant you one wish. Name your heart’s desire, and it will come true!”
Without hesitation, the Moonbat commanded: “I wish that every woman could freely choose to have an abortion!”
The genie snapped his magic fingers, altered time and space, and POOF!…
The Moonbat’s mother had an abortion when she got pregnant 31 years ago.
Above image is free for use by anyone for the purpose of counter-Moonbattery.