Atheists pride themselves on their logic. Their logic says that there is no God: Since they cannot find any evidence for God, therefore they conclude that there is no God.
But Earth-bound atheists haven’t looked hard enough yet.
God, being, well, a God, can exist anywhere in the universe.
(This is different from a unicorn, which is supposed to be an air-breathing mammal that eats grass on Earth and is actually comparatively easy to look for.)
To discover no evidence for God, atheists must therefore search the whole entire universe.
But while they are looking in Quadrant A, God could sneakily run off and hide in Quadrant B, giggling mischievously all the while.
Therefore, to know for sure that God is not hiding in some stuffy wardrobe behind a meteor somewhere far off in the universe, atheists must search every part of the universe at the exact same time.
If they could do that, they would know and see everything at the same time. They would be omniscient.
But God is very, very sneaky. He can exist as spirit, which means He would not have a corporeal form bound by the laws of physics. He would be invisible, untouchable, indetectable to the entire spectrum of energy wavelengths.
Therefore, in order to detect God in this cheating form, atheists must be able to defy reality, break the rules of time and space, and pierce into another dimension of spiritual energy.
That is technially impossible, but not if they could do anything without limit. If they could, they would be capable of anything within imagination. They would be omnipotent.
But since atheists are sure that there is no God, they must have already searched the entire universe and all non-physical dimensions simultaneously. They must have already demonstrated their omniscience and omnipotence!
And being omniscient and omnipotent makes them God.
Therefore, logically… Atheists are God.