Kom and Singk Alongk With Zlad! (Plus: More Foreign Fun)

Most superstarrest artiste of the muzik Zlad invites you to join in with his amazingk tekno funk of muzik!

Elektronik Supersonik:

Lyrik:

Zlad – Elektronik Supersonik

Hey baby wake up from your a sleep
We have arrived onto the future
And the whole world is become….

Elektronik, Supersonik
Supersonik, Elektronik

Hey baby ride with me away
We doesn’t have much time
My blue jeans is tight
So onto my love rocket, climb
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love
Above us, there is nothing above
But the stars, above

All systems gone!
Prepare for downcount!

5….4….3….1! Off-blast!

Fly away, my space rocket
You no need put money in my pocket
The door is closed I just lock it
I put my port plug in your socket

The sonic sky is bright like fire
You and me gets higher and higher
Cut communication wire
Only thing can stop us is flat tire

Ha, Ha, Ha Ha Ha Ha

Hey love crusader
I wanna be your space invader
For you I will descend the deepest moon crater
I is more stronger than Darth Vapour
Obey me I is your new dictator
For you is Venus, I am Mars
With you I is more richer than all the tzars
Make a wishes on a shooting stars
Then for you I will play on my cosmic guitars!

Ladies and gentlemen
Fasten your beltseats
We has commenced our decent
I trust you enjoy this flight
As much as you enjoy this accent

Now back on Earth is time for downsplash
Into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash
People have arrived for to cheer me from near and far
And as I float I open door and shout
“I am world’s biggest, washed-up superstar!”

Supersonik, Elektronik

As for sure as the sun rises in the west
Of all the seas and all the boats on Earth I am the bestest
Come, let me put ring of Jupiter on your finger
Then like a smell around you I will forever linger
Ok, is time for end, no more will I sang
Let me take you back in time
I want for you to experience big bang

Long live space race
Long live, Molvania

And now you are ready for to be the skared?

Zlad – I Am the Anti-Pope:

Lyrik:

I Am the Anti-Pope

The conclave entered into the room
Inside of it they sat, these cardinals of doom
Their votes was unanimous
The horror instantaneous
Observe! Smoke from chimney – not white but red!
They say it was the day that God bled
Nuns weeped, holy men cursed
As they looked up onto the balcony and saw…
Beelzebub the First!

I am the Anti-Pope
I am the Anti-Pope
Like a lion kills an antelope
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe
I am the Anti-Pope

Two thousand years ago
Jesus said to his travelling show
“No need for push. Do need for jostle.
Peter, you is my number one apostle.
Your name is mean rock – on you I build church.
No longer for successor I have need for to search.”
But by Judas this words was overheard
And with mighty Satan he soon conferred
“Oh Prince of darkness, be not in hesitation.
The head of God’s Church needs decapitation!”

I am the Anti-Pope
I am the Anti-Pope
Like a lion kills an antelope
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe
I am the Anti-Pope

“Hey, Grim Reaper, lend me your sickle.
This world needs some culling, blood needs to trickle!”
Prepare for the end – the Apocalypse approaches.
It’s feast time for maggots, worms and cockroaches.
But here comes White Horseman – Defender of God
Exposing to everyone his powerful rod!
“I alone will fight for Jesus Christ
With sword so sharp I can make cheeses sliced.”
He laughs to the Devil, he takes aim at Death
And he strikes down the enemy who takes one last breath
But too early the victor makes his victory roar
He may win this battle, but he not win the war
For, yes, Beelzebub the First is set fire to then crucifixed
But next Anti-Pope is Zladko the 666th

Yes, I am the Anti-Pope
Like a lion kills an antelope
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe
Like a neck in a hanging rope
Like a germ in a microscope
Like a witch reads a horoscope
Like a cutter stabs an envelope
I am the Anti-Pope
There is no longer hope
Long live Molvania!

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EXTRA: This one is actually pretty good. It’s like cute and nostalgic music and dance, especially at 1 min 15 sec and 1 min 44 sec, and original campy Star Trek dress!

Danny and Armi – I Wanna Love You Tender

I love you, I wanna love you tender
You could be my only sweet surrender
I would never bring you any kind of sorrow

You love me, you wanna love me tender
How can I be sure you’re not pretender
You want me today
But what about tomorrow

Oh, you’re absolutely fine
Your lips are taste of wine
I’d like to think you’re mine
And if I could touch your hand
This rock would turn to sand
So this is where we stand

You love me, you wanna love me tender
How can I be sure you’re not pretender
You want me today
But what about tomorrow

I love you, I wanna love you tender
I just want to be your loving fender
I would like to take you
I know I can’t deceive you

I love you, I do can be so tender
I can be your only sweet surrender
And if you give your heart
I’ll never ever leave you

Oh, you’re absolutely fine
Your lips are taste of wine
I’d like to think you’re mine
And if I could touch your hand
This rock would turn to sand
So this is where we stand

If we all say ‘Wanna love you tender”
No-one has to be a great pretender
And this world would be
A better place to live in

Tags: Armi Aavikko, Danny & Armi, Elektronik Supersonik, I Am the Anti-Pope, I Wanna Love You Tender, Ilkka Lipsanen, Santo Cilauro, Zlad, Zladko Vladcik