Well, two can play.
My rightful revenge upon the uncultured Western barbarians will be a clip from The Black Adder: The Queen of Spain’s Beard:
Just 18 seconds into the video, when Prince Edmund (played by Rowan Atkinson) dresses in drag to fool the un-appealing Princess of Spain into thinking he is gay and thus avoid marrying her:
“Oh what a love this must be, that you dress LIKE A SPANISH MAN to delight me!”
God bless good old politically incorrect British humour.