Evuuul Zionists Tunnel 20 Metres Underground for 200 Miles to Steal Water From the Nile

Is there nothing teh j00s cannot do??!!!

Elder of Ziyon: Today’s PalArab press roundup

The latest Zionist crime: stealing waterfrom the Nile. The crafty Jews have managed to dig wells from the Negev, through the entire Sinai and past the Suez Canal in order to steal precious Nile water, according to unnamed “human rights” activists. Some six conduits of water are alleged to have been built under the Suez Canal. Their estimate is that Zionists are prepared to steal some 3 billion cubic meters of water to irrigate the Negev.

That’s about 231 miles or 372 kilometres of tunneling under the desert and more than 21 metres deep to pass under the Suez Canal. But no feat is too great for the superhuman Zionist imperialist conquerers!

If only the rather-less-effective Palestinian ‘humanitarian smugglers’ could learn a trick or two from them, eh?

On a tip from hutchrun.

Recall some past amazing Zionistic feats of nigh-miraculous, yet totally-factual impossibility:

  • Use giganto-bulldozers to flatten entire Palestian peace villages in a single drive-by illegal non-humanitarian demolishment:
  • GojiraDozer


  • Hire sexy seductress babes who can hide the following gun in their translucent g-string panties before whipping it out to mercilessly shoot unsuspecting, innocent, pure-hearted Palestinian boys:
  • Desert Eagle CD

  • Perpetrate the Holocaust on themselves, then use a captured/tortured Hiro Nakamura to alter the space-time continuum so that the Mufti of Jerusalem takes the credit:
  • Mufti of Jerusalem and Hitler

    But don’t laugh too much at the Arab press…

    After all, as they have repeatedly learnt over history, no one kicks butt like the Ziontastical j00s.

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    22 Responses to “Evuuul Zionists Tunnel 20 Metres Underground for 200 Miles to Steal Water From the Nile”

    1. elyakatz Says:


      But the thing that confuses me about all this is the fact that while evil Zionists are supposedly perpetrating their evil agenda with genius and furtive brilliance each and every day, they are also inbred parasitic idiots.

      I just don’t understand.


    2. Scott Thong Says:

      It is probably the same logic where Hamas protects Palestinians by using them as human shields, and also the Holocaust is both a myth and was carried out by the Jews to create guilty European support for Israel.

      Any wonder why similarly-oxymoronic flip-flop Obama enjoys such support from Hamas?

    3. attendingtheworld Says:

      Oh.. am I crashing this party of two? As you gloat in your own feces just remember that there is no such thing as Jewish people or culture. 🙂

      Have you read the post The Wandering Who? By Professor Sand? Oh and surprisingly, his book is a best seller in Israel. But I doubt that you know that.. you only read tabloids. 🙂

      Regardless, you two pigs (oh no, are you kosher?) will never enjoy the Palestinian Holy Lands. The land shall be cleansed from the likes of you. I mean, read your own prophecies and teachings..

    4. Scott Thong Says:

      Oh, you’re back? You must be an avid reader of my Zionist-Crusader blog. Not too busy deleting comments from your blog which do not agree with your viewpoint, as you deleted mine?

      Come to get your butt handed to you and run away crying again? Hopefully you’ve toughened up enough to take more than a few prods this time.

      You ought to be busier updating your posts… The info is outdated, as McCain leads poor widdle Obama by 10 points.

      And btw…

      1) Didn’t read that book which is sooooooo bestseller, it doesn’t even have a Wikipedia entry. But I did read Exodus (i.e. how the righteous and heroic outnumbered Jews kicked bullying Arab butt in 1948 – your favourite year!), which was popular enough that it was made into a film.

      2) Yeah, you’d love if the Jews really didn’t exist, lol!

      3) Better to be afloat in our own doodoo than to wander around in the stuff coming out of your mouth. Soap, mum, soap!

      4) Better to be afloat in our own doodoo than to be drowning in the burst sewage in Cairo and Hamas-ruled Palestine.

      5) Better to be kicked out of the Holy Land than to have the life kicked out of us by jihadis wherever in the world they chase us to.

      6) With the amount of pork, bacon and lard I enjoy, I probably am comprised mostly of pig. Now give me a biiiiiiiiiiig wet kiss, halal boy!

    5. worldattended Says:

      I mean, read your own prophecies and teachings..attendingtheworld

      Sob sob so many dead mossies:

      The fifth and final prediction from Saint Bernadette of Lourdes covered two major topics. She predicted there would be a “second golden age of man,” but not until man turned against the science that had run wild “combining the essence of man and the essence of a beast.” Just recently, genetic engineers have talked of combining the DNA of man and animal. Bernadette claimed that “monsters would be spawned” and this would be the catalyst that would make humankind rise up against such science and those practicing it.

      Equally chilling was the prediction that the Christian countries of the world would unite to defeat the followers of Mohammed. The year she said this great battle would begin was the year 2000. This horrible and bloody battle, that would claim the lives of millions, would be ended by a nuclear attack on present day Iran. She predicted a “bomb of great power would fall on a city in Persia.” In Bernadette’s day, there was no Iran.

    6. worldattended Says:

      I mean, read your own prophecies and teachings..attendingtheworld

      Revelation 13:18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: [Islamic Empire] for it is the number of a man; [the prophet Mohammed] and his number [is] Six hundred threescore [and] six. [666]

    7. worldattended Says:

      This one`s real good:

      In the Muslim’s words:

      “The number 666 is highly publicized all over the world and it is associated with evil and danger.
      However, it is not what it seems. It was a Satanic trick.
      The trick was to prevent the people approaching the 666.
      Satan knew that the 666 is the book of GOD and the people should be kept away from it.
      According to his plan, he placed a bad image to the number 666.”

      “The truth is that This Quran is the 666 , The Book from The Lord of the Universe.”

      “The First Sura in the Quran, 666, is Praise. This sura is the gift of GOD to us to establish Contact with Him through our daily Contact Prayers. ”

      “GOD made His Messenger a witness with the letter Qaf and the number 666.”

    8. worldattended Says:

      ooops above post by chandran. worldattended attending to something else. we use the same pc

    9. elyakatz Says:


      To all,

      I do satire and sarcasm, yes. I don’t do ad-hominem attacks. BFN


    10. attendingtheworld Says:

      Like I said.. I love crashing your party.. so it seems you have one additional moron here, worldattended? LOL… how original… and please world.. go get your facts straight. The Bible your refer to was written by men UNHOLY and unworthy.. and those Jews you love so much believe your “Lord” is boiling in hell and is cursed. So now we know who is behind the 666. Regardless, facts are facts and “Joos” as a culture and nation never existed. Period..

      Till next party! 😉


    11. elyakatz Says:


      Attendingtheworld has visited my blog a few times, and has yet to say anything on topic and based in fact. ATW’s modus operandi leans heavily in the direction of ad hominem attacks. My advice is to not allow ATW to lower the level of discourse. This was a fine post Scott, and it clearly highlights how ridiculous claims made by antisemites against the Jewish people. In their eyes, we are stupid, inbred parasites and yet somehow evil geniuses that have managed to take over the world.


    12. Scott Thong Says:

      The Bible your refer to was written by men UNHOLY and unworthy

      Well, of course they were.

      David was an adulterer and murderer. Solomon was an extreme polygamist. Moses had a terrible temper. Paul murdered countless men and women.

      No mere human is holy enough or worthy enough to earn salvation. That is why it is such a priceless gift from God.

      Besides, your beloved* Allah was the one who actually authored the Bible, according to your beloved* Quran:

      He sent down to you this scripture, truthfully, confirming all previous scriptures, and He sent down the Torah and the Gospel. – Sura 3:3

      Ooo, calling your beloved Allah a naughty person. That’s really brave! Especially in Hamasland.

      Regardless, facts are facts and “Joos” as a culture and nation never existed. Period..

      Then it’s odd how your beloved* Islam repeatedly refers to the Jews, and your beloved* Mohammed based a lot of his doctrine of Jewish culture and belief.

      * Replace your beloved with your beloved Palestinians’ beloved where appropriate.

    13. attendingtheworld Says:

      I have to say I love your last idiotic and ignorant reply. Really, are you over 14?

      One quick search of the Quran reveals that the only reason God mentions the Jews is due to their rejection of everything including Moses and his miracles:

      Here’s a sample for your ignorant mind 🙂

      2:65 for you are well aware of those from among you who profaned the Sabbath, whereupon We said unto them, “Be as apes despicable!”

      2:79 Woe, then, unto those who write down, with their own hands, [something which they claim to be] divine writ, and then say. “This is from God,” in order to acquire a trifling gain thereby; {The reference here is to the scholars responsible for corrupting the’ text of the Bible and thus misleading their ignorant followers. The “trifling gain” is their feeling of pre-eminence as the alleged “chosen people” }woe, then, unto them for what their hands have written, and woe unto them for all that they may have gained!

      2:87 For, indeed, We vouchsafed unto Moses the divine writ and caused apostle after apostle to follow him; and We vouchsafed unto Jesus, the son of Mary, all evidence of the truth, and strengthened him with holy inspiration. [Yet] is it not so that every time an apostle came unto you {Jews} with something that was not to your liking, you gloried in your arrogance, and to some of them you gave the lie, while others you would slay? Also see (Matthew xxiii, 34-35, 37), and I Thessalonians ii, 15)

      2:96 And thou wilt most certainly find that they cling to life more eagerly than any other people, even more than those who are bent on ascribing divinity to other beings beside God: every one of them would love to live a thousand years, although the grant of long life could not save him from suffering [in the hereafter]: for God sees all that they do.

      Now, then.. do you want to continue? I’m ready to address your ignorance.

      Oh and by the way, “My” beloved Mohammad never based anything on Jewish culture..or belief! What culture? What belief? As above? lol

      DON’T YOU JUST WISH.. the good thing Mohammad did was expelling these pagans out of Hijaz.


    14. Scott Thong Says:

      Yes, I am over 14. In any case, 14 years old would be too old for Mo’s liking. (Specifically, 8 years too old for marriage and 5 years too old for starting sex.)

      This basing:

      Wikipedia: Muhammad and the Jews

      There are numerous written accounts of Muhammad having had contact with many Jews from tribes living in and around Medina.

      The Qur’an states that the Jews were specially chosen by God, who raised many prophets among them, blessed them and granted them favours, and held them over all other nations.

      Muhammad married two Jewish women, Safiyya bint Huyayy, a captive from the Banu Nadir, and Rayhana bint Zayd, though the latter is disputed.

      Muslims, like Jews, were at that time praying towards Jerusalem.

      Muhammad taught that his message was identical to those of previous prophets.

      The Qur’an also stated that there was nothing surprising in Muhammad’s rejection by Jews, as that had occurred to other prophets mentioned in Jewish scripture.

      If Mo didn’t rip off the Jewish traditions, how did he manage to mix up Moses’ sister and Jesus’ mother who were a thousand odd years apart?

      “Carrying the child, she came to her people, who said to her: “Mary, this is indeed a strange thing! Sister of Aaron, your father was never a whore-monger, nor was your mother a harlot.” – Sura 19:27-28

      His confusion becomes more understandable when you use the Arabic version names: Miriam sister of Moses, and Mariyam mother of Jesus.

    15. casava Says:

      “Like I said.. I love crashing your party.. so it seems you have one additional moron here, worldattended?”- attendingtheworld

      This must be the filthy spawn of a moslem ***. Spawned in a Lahore brothel or maybe a Tehran brothel.

    16. casava Says:

      “Oh and by the way, “My” beloved Mohammad never based anything on Jewish culture..” -attendingtheworld

      haha everything was tribal practices and borrowings from here and there. Otherwise the “beloved” (rotfl) was busy F******g that 9 year old.

    17. casava Says:

      Even that stone they bow to 5 times a day was a hindu temple:

    18. Scott Thong Says:

      Oh yes, attendingtheworld…

      Remember how I said that your post is outdated because it shows McCain trailing Obama, when McCain now has a 10-point lead?

      It’s now a 12 point lead.

      And Obama is running out of money while McCain’s shoots through the roof.

    19. woodyooi Says:


      Maybe you will like this one ,collection of fatwas ..



    20. Scott Thong Says:

      Lol, that might get you a fatwa!

      How should I describe your blog in my Blogroll?

    21. woodyooi Says:

      just Woody

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