To: Nutroots, liberals and increasingly desperate Obamaphiles
Subject: Re: The endless, yet to date entirely trivial accusations against Sarah Palin
Message Body: So, when are you guys finally going to find that conclusive proof that Sarah Palin was brought up an Inuit animist, recited the ancient Eskimo legends when she was a kid in school, had her house funded by an igloo slum lord, served on an education snow-board with a known terrorist, attended a church for 20 years where the reverend was renowned for saying “God d*mn the Arctic Circle!”, received donations from Hasidic Jew Secessionist League of Israel, approved millions in earmarks from Big Ice Cubes, and hides her racist Snow White Liberation Theology beliefs?
Not that the Vast Reich Wing Conspiracy would ever let such juicy tidbits leak out to the public of course… Nor would those facts in any way disqualify her candidacy.
And especially nor would they have any valid comparisons or parallels with a certain other candidate vying for the White House.