The Horrors of Holiday Club Gitmo – What Guantanamo Bay is Really Like


UPDATE OCTOBER 2012: See what kind of paradise former Gitmo detainees get sent to (via AoSHQ)!

UPDATE JUNE 2012: PS3s, Nintendo DS’s and Harry Potter!

UPDATE MAR 2012: $750,000 to build a new soccer field for poor, oppressed terrorists.

Cartoon by Michael Ramirez.

UPDATE MAY 2011: American flag removed from anywhere detainees can see it and get offended!

UPDATES February 2009: Investigation ordered by Obama concludes that Gitmo meets Geneva Conventions standards! Eat that, jihadi-loving hippies!

UPDATE 16 June 2009: Freed Gitmo detainees get to live in Bermuda paradise as ‘punishment’!

UPDATE 21 Jan 2010: Gitmo detainees will sue to stay in Gitmo rather than be shifted to normal prisons!

And replacing gravel with sand cos gravel is hard and not nice to play soccer on.

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Via The Jawa Report:

UPDATE November 2008: President Elect Obama plans to close down Guantanamo Bay.

I say, good riddance! Free air-conditioning, Korans, prayer rugs, rich food, piped-in music and exercise equipment for terrorists – at taxpayer expense – is an unneccesary exorbitance in the current economic climate.

Here’s hoping the detainees will be transferred to accomodations far more fitting and ‘humane’ than Gitmo – like a Chinese prison or North Korean ‘reeducation’ camp.

But: Some of Obama’s advisors are cautioning Obama against his foolhardy plan!! Meanwhile, they’ll be getting movie nights, art classes, English language lessons, and “Game Boy-like” electronic devices

What? Game Boy-like? No Sony PSP-like or Nintendo DS-like?

Oh wait, never mind… They get free laptop computers:

Gitmo Free Laptop

In this photo of a sketch by courtroom artist Janet Hamlin, reviewed by the U.S. Military, the five Sept. 11, 2001 attack co-defendants sit during a hearing at the U.S. Military Commissions court for war crimes, at the U.S. Naval Base, in Guantanamo Bay, January 19, 2009. From top to bottom, they are Khalid Sheikh Momhammed, Waleed Bin Attash, Ramzi Binalshibh, Ali Abdul Aziz Ali, and Mustafa Ahmad al Hawsawi.

And taxi driver training:

Gitmo Free Laptop

In a sketch by courtroom artist Olivia Chow, Canada’s child Omar Khadr studies the Ontario drivers manual in preparation for achieving his goal of being a taxi-driver in Toronto.

Torture!!!

Ann Coulter recounts the case of a one-legged Gitmo detainee being horrifically given a new artifical leg. At the cost of $75,000 taxpayer money… Then going back to the battlefield and kidnapping civilians as soon as he was released. And also how the lie-beral MSM misportrays just where he got his plastic prosthetic.

Also: When the European Union uses worse torture than America, it is considered not torture because, well, the EU and not America. WTF???!!!

Horrifically skewed is how I’d describe the mental state of Obama and his Gitmo-Is-Torture zombies.

Meanwhile, 50% of Americans want to keep Gitmo open – versus 44% who want it closed.

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Oh, Guantanamo Bay is soooooooo bad and inhumane! The poor innocent widdle babies who just happened to be wandering around a terrorist battlefield have to put up with horrific tortures such as:

Don’t forget your souvenirs!

Please note the vacationers are alleged terrorists who want to kill us all just because we don’t adopt their religion. As soon as some were released, they went straight to Afghanistan to kill locals and kidnap charity workers again. We don’t even treat Nobel Prize winners this well on taxpayer money.

And btw… You want real torture?

Here’s some for you:

And here’s some videos of what real human rights abuses look like.

HINT: Those aren’t Americans doing the torturing. Waterboarding (so gentle that any bloke off the street can experience it) is for amateurs who actually believe in human rights.

Holiday Club Gitmo

From Cox and Forkum – Gitmo Absurd:

Holiday Club Gitmo


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7 Responses to “The Horrors of Holiday Club Gitmo – What Guantanamo Bay is Really Like”

  1. Stump suckers Says:

    Take them out of Guantanamo and send them to stay with the messiah in the Green House (formerly white house).

  2. Sun Says:

    Is this the beginning of the Obama Brownshirts? A man who was told by his friend that she didn’t like Obama, broke a picture frame in her house and began hitting her in the face with it. Then he started beating her with his fists. The hate the Left has for Bush, is it translating into hate for anyone who doesn’t like Obama? Intimidation now?
    http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=230613

  3. hutchrun Says:

    I was just thinking the same yesterday. Free board and lodging, and walk out a millionaire. It`s a fantastic idea – much easier than getting on to American Idol.

  4. hutchrun Says:

    Give me a ticket for an aeroplane
    Ain’t got time to take a fast train
    Lonely days are gone, I’m a Guan tanamo
    Obama just wrote me a letter

  5. Izerc » The NeoJimmies Says:

    […] is going to rob us of any kind of economic freedom while granting liberty to Club Gitmo prisoners and the terrorists who bombed the USS Cole.   Classic Jimmy Carter.  Bow down to our enemies and […]

  6. William Shears Says:

    Wonderful to hear from Americans!
    So 50million lives were lost fighting Nazis like Prescot Bush so he could bank for Adolph’s financier until it got seized under “Trading with the Enemy” Act.
    No one in America in the last 40 yrs. doesn’t know: “Name, Rank, & serial #” thanks to Hogan’s Heroes, but they have to do it anyway 270 times to 3 people to learn nothing of value.
    Now we know how many torture sessions it tkaes for Americans to learn nothing: (SEE ABOVE) Not the good guys anymore.
    Der Schiznit Heil!

  7. The One who didnt vote obama Says:

    hay i have noticed that the idiots who voted the gorilla into office are now starting to hate him why ………… he aint payed your rent or gas bill ?

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