UPDATE: He even needs training on how to use a teleprompter!
I mean, seriously dude… You wanna debate McCain at your current level of independent thought?
Obama’s teleprompter hits the trail
(CNN) — It appears Barack Obama’s teleprompter is hitting the campaign trail.
The Democratic presidential nominee has never tried to hide the fact he delivers speeches off the device, though normally he doesn’t use one at standard campaign rallies and town hall events.
But the Illinois senator used a teleprompter at both his Colorado events Monday — making for a particularly peculiar scene in Pueblo, where the prompter was set up in the middle of what is normally a rodeo ring.
Well I suppose he really has to, in order to avoid such deer-in-headlights, stuttering moments as this:
See the size of this one:
And yet another video can be seen at Moonbattery.
A large collection of teleprompter mockery at Danishova!
And losing his place on the teleprompter while in France:
But hey, maybe you can adapt some of Karl Rove’s mind ray machines to transmit the hand-holding guidance of your multitudes of policy advisors directly into your brain for the pre-election debates.
From the Teleprompter Of the United States blog:
Michelle Malkin has a Latin wording version.
From The Ryskind Sketchbook: