Global Warming Causes Mini-Kaiju Attacks in Japan

+0.005 degree = Bear attacks
+1 degree = Giant 300-foot radioactive-breath bear attacks (Bear-jira!)

Better one found by Moonbattery:

Excerpt from AFP:

Bear attacks surge in Japan, climate change blamed


TOKYO — Bear attacks have shot up in Japan this year and sightings of the animals have spiked, a trend blamed on climatic changes and shifting land use patterns, officials and media reports said on Wednesday.

At least four people were killed and 80 wounded in bear attacks between April and September in the island-nation, much of which is covered in mountain forests, topping last year’s total of 64 attacks, said broadcaster NHK.

Some 400 bears were shot dead near human-populated areas by authorised hunters on Japan’s far-northern island of Hokkaido alone, where two people were mauled to death by bears earlier this year, a local official said.

In the mountainous central prefecture of Fukushima, northeast of Tokyo, more than 150 bears were shot dead after they encroached on residential areas.

Some wildlife experts have blamed a record heat wave this summer which impacted the omnivores’ natural food sources and sent the Asiatic black bears foraging for food in more densely populated farming and residential areas.

“The extremely hot summer and other climatic factors may have led to a shortage of acorns or nuts in woodlands this year,” said Tatsuo Sato, an official of the Fukushima prefectural government.

In some areas habitat destruction is blamed for forcing the bears into closer contact with humans. In other parts, farms are being abandoned and reclaimed by nature, reducing buffer zone with the bears’ natural habitats.

Contrary to Tatsuo-san’s conjecture, global warming hysteria has not resulted in any shortage of nuts in the science fields.

7 Responses to “Global Warming Causes Mini-Kaiju Attacks in Japan”

  1. syabas Says:

    This one`s turning up heat

  2. syabas Says:

    What Won’t Get You Fired From NPR

    Wishing AIDS on your political enemies and their children.

  3. syabas Says:

    Jimmy Carter sets the record straight regarding what happened on his flight to Cleveland, peace in the Middle East, and his alleged antisemitism.

    Let’s go to the videotape

  4. vanto Says:

    Neighbors find dead, headless animals in the street

  5. bismullah Says:

    jihad threat to nation’s water supply

  6. hutchrun Says:

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