Have you seen this scary chart released by the Pastafarians before?
What’s that you say? Just a load of hogwash? Correlation does not imply causation?
Well, in any case pirate attacks have been increasing in recent years, mostly thanks to the Somalis.
Yessir, piracy has made a big comeback!
And wouldn’t you know it, what do we find happening to the planet?
“No statistically significant warming for the past 15 years” – Dr. Phil Jones, Head of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit (and centre of the main Climategate scandal
“No warming from 1999-2008” – British Hadley Centre scientists
“No warming in 11 years” – BBC
“Global average temperature did not increase from 1998-2005” – Telegraph UK
Or to put it in a Rage way:
There you have it: Conclusive proof that lack of pirates causes global warming, and increased pirate numbers gives Mother Gaia a flu.
Nobel Peace Prize over here please!