1985 to 2011 Period Proves Piracy/Global Warming Link

Have you seen this scary chart released by the Pastafarians before?

What’s that you say? Just a load of hogwash? Correlation does not imply causation?

Well, in any case pirate attacks have been increasing in recent years, mostly thanks to the Somalis.

Yessir, piracy has made a big comeback!

And wouldn’t you know it, what do we find happening to the planet?

“No statistically significant warming for the past 15 years” – Dr. Phil Jones, Head of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit (and centre of the main Climategate scandal

“No warming from 1999-2008” – British Hadley Centre scientists

“No warming in 11 years” – BBC

“Global average temperature did not increase from 1998-2005” – Telegraph UK

Or to put it in a Rage way:

Global Warming Rage Comic

And record cold and snowfall in past years. Just look at the recent Snowmageddons!

There you have it: Conclusive proof that lack of pirates causes global warming, and increased pirate numbers gives Mother Gaia a flu.

Nobel Peace Prize over here please!

3 Responses to “1985 to 2011 Period Proves Piracy/Global Warming Link”

  1. Simon Thong Says:

    Perhaps the strongest correlation that could be made is between Birth and Death. All those who are born will surely die. That correlation is iron cast but superficial and hilarious.

  2. Ron Says:

    Looks like we’re doomed. If the number of pirates declines to zero, the world might end in catastrophe by 21 December 2012, just like the ancient Mayans predicted.

  3. Scott Thong, Leading Malaysian Neocon | weehingthong Says:

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