Archive for June 6th, 2012

Johor: Carjacker Speeds Off With 2-Year-Old

June 6, 12

Excerpt from The Star 6 June 2012:

Mum recounts terror after thief drives away car with son in it

JOHOR BARU: …She had watched in horror as a thief drove off with her car with her two-year-old son still inside near a supermarket in Kangkar Pulai, near here, on Monday.

Khazlin said she had parked outside the supermarket to buy some groceries.

She left her three children in the car and locked it.

However, her eldest child, six-year-old Nor Sabrina Damiah, came out to hand a handphone the mother had left in the car.

“Within seconds, someone got into the driver’s seat,” she said, adding that her other daughter, four-year-old Nur Sofea Hadirah, screamed and quickly scrambled out of the car.

Unfortunately she was not able to pull little Mohd Ryan Azim out as the car sped away.

“I could not think straight and all the kidnap cases that have been reported in the media ran through my mind,” she said.

The frantic mother and other passers-by tried to give chase but the car sped off.

She then lodged a police report.

The child was found at a nearby restaurant in Taman Universiti about an hour after the incident.

The car was located at 11.30pm the same day and three men in it were arrested.

Khazlin said she felt relieved and overjoyed when a restaurant owner called to say the boy was safe.

Having learnt her lesson the hard way, she advised parents: “Never leave your children unattended in your car, even if it is locked.”

Nusajaya OCPD Supt Noor Hashim Mohamad said the three men arrested, all in their 30s, have previous drug-related records.

“With their arrests, we believe we have solved nine car theft cases in the Nusajaya and Johor Baru South areas,” he said.

Ace-Bizarro For Prez!

June 6, 12

Lololol! Ace the comic genius is on a roll once again, goofing on this backfire and with references to DC Comics as bonus injokes for those in the know.

Via AosHQ via Twitchy and with the rest direct from AoSHQ Twitter feed:

.@davidaxelrod, when you go around claiming a 4.7% unemployment rate is bad but an 11% rate is good, do you mean on Bizarro-Earth?

Me doing so well in Wisconsin, me probably lose by 9…

Me hate 4.7% unemployment rate. Me want 94% unemployment. Me consult strategist @davidaxelrod. He so smart he knows nothing.

Me foreign policy? It so simple no one can understand it. Me insult and alienate allies and kowtow to rivals. Me learned from the worst.

Eca, ecanomix… Jobz? Jobz simple. Me punish job creators until they destroyed. Then me say “Ha ha ha!” Then they make jobz.

Me hope to win Nobel Peace Prize before me even take office. Then me start a war without congressional approval as thank you.

Me promise 3 cut deficit in half in first term. How, me ask you? By borrowing sixteen trillion dollars. It so easy it impossible.

,b>Me will increase economie by putting your moneys into businesses that fail. Who getz the profits? You do!!

Me will reduce unemployment by making peoplez lose so much hope they stop looking 5 work. Then unemployment fallz, everyone sad!!!

Me have simple fix for health problems: Me call it “Death Panels.” Me health advisor Braniac says it very good.

Brainiac have some other good ideas, like reducing earth population to Cro-Magnon slave thralls, but me save this for State of Union.

Me promise to close Gitmo. This is Bizarro highest promise. Prisoners will be kept in Phantom Zone projector. Which will be kept at Gitmo.

Me promise to lead free world by asking French president what me should do.

Mitt Romney’z 4.7% unemployment rate no good. Me pretty sure me can double that.

Bizarro knows more about Judaizm than anyone because Bizarro has lots of Jewish enemiez. Like Solomon Grundy, me think. Sounds Jewish.

Me thought Vandal Savage was Jewish but one year me get Christmaz card from him, so me no know. Maybe he just being nice.

Elect Bizarro, and me promise to increase unemployment to 94%.

Obama Campaign: Voters Sent Strong Message to Walker | “Stop what you’re doing immediately or we’ll vote for you”

That is way 3 deal with job creators. You smash them into the ground, then you say “Ha ha ha, I have vanquished you, job creatorz.”

Amerika must invest in jobz of the future so we no lose to China. Jobz like kryptonite mining, and giant robots with kryptonite hearts.

If we no give $500 million to billionaire Lex Luthor, how he invest? We can’t lose Giant Kryptonite Robot race to China.

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