Moonbat Jokes

FEEL FREE TO COMMENT WITH YOUR OWN LIBERAL BASHING JOKES!

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How many global warmists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Energy inefficient filament bulbs are a carbon-spewing crime against Mother Gaia. We must only use mercury-laden fluorescent lights.

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How long does it take Hillary Clinton to change a lightbulb?

35 years, and only after Barack Obama declares that he stands for Change.

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How many Obamas does it take to change a lightbulb?

Didn’t Jimmy Carter already change that lightbulb 30 years ago?

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If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?

9/11 Twoofer: Trees don’t fall over by themselves! Fire doesn’t melt wood, it was brought down by thermite charges planted by Bush’s conspiracy!

Hamas: A great sound of suffering is heard from the Palestinian people, as the Zionist oppressors forcibly confisticate the tree that rightfully belongs to Gaza in order to build their apartheid wall!

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Why did the Moonbat cross the road?

Because the sign said DO NOT CROSS ROAD.

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Why did the ACLU cross the road?

You are hereby notified that we are filing suit against your offensive and intolerant hate speech which prominently included a Christian religious symbol.

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What’s the difference between a furball that’s humping Captain Kirk and MoveOn.org?

One’s Tribble lechery, the other’s liberal treachery.

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A pro-choice, 30-year old, liberal Moonbat was looking through a yard sale when she found an antique lamp. As she rubbed clean to see if it would make a good bong for smoking weed, a genie appeared out of it.

The genie said: “I will grant you one wish. Name your heart’s desire, and it will come true!”

Without hesitation, the Moonbat commanded: “I wish that every woman could freely choose to have an abortion!”

The genie snapped his magic fingers, altered time and space, and POOF!…

The Moonbat’s mother had an abortion when she got pregnant 31 years ago.

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Moonbat Blamethrower

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Blame Bush!

Blame Zionists and the Jews!

Blame Conservatives and fundamentalist Christians!

Blame the entire Western world!

It’s all their fault for wrecking world peace / the environment / the economy / freedom / cultural tolerance / the Middle East / your sad excuse for a life as they conduct their Vast Right Wing Conspiracy of Ruling the World by Proxy or Sometimes Directly!

But never, EVER blames yourselves – Liberal Moonbats, 9/11 Conspiracy Troofers, greensane envirokooks, disenfranchised ruler-oppressed freedom-deprived terrorists, Hamas-enslaved Palestinians… The saviours of the world!

Bush Is Teh Roxxor Genius For Planning 9/11!!!

He is really!

From Debunking 9/11 Conspiracies:

From Cox & Forkum:

From Cox & Forkum:

From South Park: Mystery of the Urinal Deuce:

                        

See also: Screw Loose Change. 

And some I Can Has Truther funnies:

 

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BUSH IS TEH 9/11 L33T GOSU LOLZ!!!

See also another tower blown up inside job. Lava doesn’t melt gold!!!!