Posts Tagged ‘freeloader’

Ultimate Black Widow: Ungrateful, Undeserving Welfare Freeloaders

April 14, 08

From the pages of The Ultimates, the Gods and Monsters story arc:




My views on welfare are simple.

Those who need the help, should receive it.

However, those who do not need the help, must be denied it.

A single mother who is doing her best to provide for and take care of her child should receive ample aid.

Freeloading jerks like these should not (but they still do) receive a single penny.

  • Thousands of college students moving into parks around the country to protest the loans they agreed to themselves and while the argument for fair interest rates is valid, those complaining their online graduate classes couldn’t help them get a raise should calm down and get to work.
  • A boot up the backside is more justified for these layabouts:

    Compare this soldier who returns to duty despite being blinded and losing both legs!

    Though conservatives are more opposed to welfare policies (mostly because of rampant freeloading leading to laziness and perpetual cycles of poverty), they actually give more to deserving charities than the ‘care about the needy’ liberals!

    There’s a huge difference between voting to give other people’s money to the needy and actually digging into your own pocket for change.

    11 Rules of Life – Not Really by Bill Gates, But Highly Applicable to Moonbats

    February 28, 08

    I received a forwarded e-mail from my mum. It’s claimed to be a talk Bill Gates gave at a high school entitled ’11 Things They Did Not and Will Not Learn in School’.

    Of course, this being teh Internets and all, it wasn’t actually by Bill Gates, but by Charles J. Sykes who included his original version in the book Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good about Themselves, but Can’t Read, Write, or Add.

    The actual complete list of 14 can be found at Snopes, which has the full-length versions of the first 10 as well.

    But I’ve noticed that Moonbats generally do not follow these rules of life. Take a gander and compare:

    Rule 1: Life is not fair — get used to it!

    • Lesson for: Supporters of welfare parasitism and socialized anything. You don’t work hard, expect hard-workers to pay for your lifestyle, and still whine that life isn’t fair? The heck it isn’t, and you’re to blame!

    Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

    • Lesson for: Fuzzy maths proponents who aren’t concerned that their future accountants can’t add or future engineers build self-imploding bridges, so long as their tender self-esteem isn’t challenged.

    Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

    Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

    Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping — they called it opportunity.

    • Lesson for: Related to Rule 3, lesson in a one-liner joke: “Hi, I’m a 30-year old with a PhD in Social Studies and wrote a thesis on how the capitalist system is inferior to socialism! Would you like fries with that?”

    Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

    Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

    Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

    Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

    Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

    Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

    • Lesson for: Leftist-indoctrinated college grads who will find out that – surprise! – the Soviet Union collapsed to its own socialism two decades ago and free market capitalists run the world now (Obama-Hillary ’08 notwithstanding).

    Rule 12: Smoking does not make you look cool. It makes you look moronic.

    • Lesson for: Smoking is passe. So the lesson here is for teenagers who think underage sex,  teenage pregnancy, dropping out of school and raising a child as an unemployed single mother at age 16 are cool.

    Rule 13: You are not immortal.

    • Lesson for: Dhimmicrat jihadi-appeasers who somehow convince themselves that surrendering to terrorists will encourage them to stop killing infidels such as Moonbats (heck, especially pro-homosexuality, pro-feminism, atheist Moonbats!).

    Rule 14: Enjoy this while you can. Someday you’ll realize how wonderful it was to be a kid.

    • Lesson for: Moonbats who, finally realizing how pampered and sheltered they were as children, go back to behaving like children regardless of age and responsibilities.

    Socialist Welfare Unbelievable Jerk of the Year

    February 14, 08

    What was I saying about how socialism doesn’t work because people are naturally lazy, selfish and greedy?

    Via Moonbattery and original article at News of the World, this has got to be the the poster child for why socialism and welfare states must be avoided like the HIV-Ebola-Cancer-Plague that they are.



    This is Mohammed Salim. He used to be a teacher earning £27,000 a year (£2250 a month) for his hard work and meaningful contribution to society.

    Since he has quit his job, he’s been receiving £29,096 a year in benefits (£2424.67 a month)… For doing absolutely nothing except loafing around at home.

    He gets £19,000 a year Jobseeker’s Allowance, £6,600 Child Benefit, £2,496 free school meals and £1,000 Council Tax Relief.

    For doing what again? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

    Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the British public is working hard and paying taxes so that Mohammed ‘Lazy Bum’ Salim can have a five-bedroom house, a minibus, two TVs, a computer, and a garden full of toys.

    He has ELEVEN children and is expecting a TWELFTH. He refuses to use condoms as: “It was awful. Never again, it’s nothing like the real thing.” Never mind that there are other contraceptives such as the permanent vasectomy… But who can fault Mohammed ‘Base Instincts’ Salim’s cunning and guile?

    Even now, the Dhimmitude Government of Britainistan is giving multiple benefits for multiple wives. So why not have another three wives and thirty-six kids? It’s not like you actually have to feed and clothe them, that’s the Government’s job.

    Mohammed ‘Nothing Better To Do With My Endlessly Free Time’ Salim once stood as a candidate in the Rochdale constituency in the 2005 General Election, using an anti-war message. But he only got 361 votes — less then one per cent of the total cast.

    Justifying his totally sucky achievements, he says: “It goes to show that we are not living in a democracy, because a democracy is supposed to reflect the opinions and the interests of the majority. The so-called democratic process has let down the Rochdale people, just as it let down the people of the entire country when the Blair government went to war in Iraq.”

    It is then you realize how amazingly self-deluded Mohammed ‘I Deserve To Be King’ Salim really is. In his twisted world of unreality, because the majority of Rochdale voted to kick him out, therefore Rochdale is not a democracy where the majority chooses who to kick out.

    Democracy in his warped definition means that the majority vote is accepted, unless it doesn’t match his own views, whereupon democracy has been evilly thwarted.

    Oh nooooo, it couldn’t possibly be that no one else in Neighbourhood Level Rochdale agreed with Mohammed ‘Emo Whiner’ Salim’s own nuanced opinions and interests, particularly on the Top Government Level issue of Iraq. Bush and the Zionists must have rigged the system so that Rochdale’s bountiful anti-Iraq War votes were destroyed in the BushZionist-planned 9/11 incident.

    Now he spends his time running his political party, Islam Zinda Badd, whose name means ‘Long Live Islam’. A party which exists to attack the same British government that gives his family their food, clothes and house for free.

    Mohammed ‘Ungrateful SOB’ Salim explains: “Islam teaches sharing of wealth. The people who put money in might complain, but the people who can earn need to look after those who can’t.”

    But we have to ask Mohammed ‘Not Handicapped Yet Refusing To Earn His Own Money’ Salim: Where does the money come from when everyone is as lazy, useless and deluded as yourself?

    If North Korea’s socialist utopia is anything to go by, the money and basic necessities like food will come from capitalist neighbours who have not yet succumbed to socialist suicide.

    And to finish, Mohammed ‘Who Cares How Reality Works’ Salim says: “The only people I object to are people who abuse the system.”

    As the News of the World says: We know just what you mean, Mohammed.


    PS. If you come from the same place I do…

    Does Mohammed ‘Bloodsucking Parasite’ Salim’s example of having endless children who will bring in more free money, living an easy life on taxpayer’s sweat and tears, and disdaining the very people who make his undeserved life of lazy luxury possible… Seem eerily familiar to you?

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