Posts Tagged ‘Hillary Rodham Clinton’

The Scary Lady in Pink

October 11, 07

She has the backing and support of a vast congress of supporters.

She has been chosen by her group to lead the campaign to spread their particular way of thinking and doing things.

She knows precisely how to twist words into venomous weapons of manipulation, deceit and propaganda.

She rewards her cronies and shields her benefactors, while punishing dissent and squelching meaningful debate.

She constantly wears a mask of caring, gentility and charm. But the selfish blackness of corruption that dwells within bubbles out through the cracks in the face paint every now and then.

Detractors call her a shrill, cackling witch. Yet see how she casts a spell on half the population, who can do naught to resist her persuasion.

She claims her plans and schemes are all in the best interests of the children, but every free person with a mind to think realizes that her policies will doom them all. 

She wilfully believes that there are no forces of terror threatening the safety of her charges, greatly downplaying rumours of an imminent attack… And constantly undermines any attempt by others to protect themselves from the evil.

Because of the above, she is a current favourite among members of the forces of darkness, who long for her to ascend to power that they might more easily carry out their nefarious plans.

She supports the use of torture in order to get what she wants, yet double-facedly and forked-tonguedly denies holding such sentiments when questioned in public.

She is filled with the megalomaniacal ambition of taking over the entire institution and imposing her iron-fisted, yet very bright pink rule.

She emerged once before and proved to be a horrible, frightening burden to all who beheld her… An arch-villian who spells the doom of the forces of good, second only to the evil forces themselves…

And horror of horrors, come 2008 she will return to haunt the stage once more.

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DOLORES UMBRIDGE!!!!

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After all the draconian rules she imposed in Order of the Phoenix, she is returning to cause more grief for Harry in next year’s Half-Blood Prince. And once she has firmly consolidated her power and influence later on, she will be able to cause much more damage in The Deathly Hallows.

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What, did you think I was talking about Hillary Clinton and her 2008 U.S. Presidential Candidacy?

Don’t be daft! No movie villian is THAT scary and unethical!

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And did I mention the pink?

Courtesy of Michael Ramirez:

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With more related cartoons at Will the Real Hillary Clinton Please Stand Up?.

And don’t miss… Hillary emo!

Will the Real Hillary Clinton Please Stand Up?

October 2, 07

CURRENT NUMBER OF CARTOONS: 119+

NOW WITH HILLARY’S BRAVERY AGAINST IMAGINARY SNIPER FIRE IN TUZLA, BOSNIA!!!

LAST UPDATE: 29 April 2008

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More Democrat fudging on stances. Now with Hillary planting questions cartoons at bottom!

Watch or read as Hillary firmly declares that she both does and does not support such a plan, and furthermore, that she both did and did not ever say such a thing about illegal immigration.

IMHO, she must have learnt that being evasive, indeterminate, mind-changing and outright dishonest is an effective political tactic from the two White House men closest to her: Bill ‘I Never Supported Iraq War’ Clinton and Al ‘I Never Said Saddam Has WMDs’ Gore.

Ooh, but watch out when you make fun of her… Because Hillary has a vast army of emo!!!

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Or she might just rip into you with a stream of invectives… Because Shrillary says the darn-darn-darn!dest things

Full list of Hillarian lies at Michelle Malkin and  Townhall.com.

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From The Ryskind Sketchbook:

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From Michael Ramirez:

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From Lisa Benson

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From Bob Gorrell:

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From Jerry Holbert:

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From Eric Allie:

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From Ken Catalino:

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From Mike Lester

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From Glenn McCoy:

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From Day by Day

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From The People’s Cube, this is what happens to your brain after it tries to follow the constant, high-speed Hillarian ricochets of logic:

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From Brian Fairrington:

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Reference here.

Inexplicably related to this one from The People’s Cube – Global Warming Satire:

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And while I’m at it, something else from The Ryskind Sketchbook:

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I wouldn’t have understood the joke except that I listened to a BBC World Service (88.9 in Singaore) special report on ‘The Clinton Years’, where I learnt how Newt Gingrich and his Republican Revolution which controlled Congress forced President Bill Clinton to pass various acts… For which Alan Greenspan gives Bill all the credit.

They also defeated the dark spectre of Hillarycare which threatens to rise once again from the dark grave of Socialism into the 2008 Presidency.

From Michael Ramirez:

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From Cox and Forkum ($110 billion cost?!):

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From Michael Ramirez:

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And be sure to see The Scary Lady in Pink where you can test your 1337 deductive skillz!

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And here they are, the many many links and cartoons poking fun at Hillary’s use of planted questions, to avoid having to answer any real, tough questions – such as she actually believes in!

This way, she can stop flip-flopping on every possible issue and just not tell what she really believes abotu anything!

Hillary supporters, you all have Vote for Hillary Online to thank for this bonanza!

ADDED 8 JAN 2008: After losing the Iowa caucus, including the women’s vote to Obama, Hillary attempts to notch up the sympathy for her… WITH PLANTS!

The Jawa Report: CNN Rigged Democrat Debate: The Evidence Mounts

The Jawa Report: Video: “Undecided Voters”

Michelle Malkin: Hillary’s control freak campaign: The politics of planting questions

Michelle Malkin: The Garden of Hillary: Another plant steps forward

Hot Air: Video: Student says “I wasn’t the only plant” in Hillary’s garden

Hot Air: “Random” questioner at debate was Arkansas Democratic Party officer in 2003?

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Sock Puppetry.

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More on the above two from The People’s Cube.

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And now, add the experienced and capable Hillary’s big-time ignorance of international issues, as evidenced by her totally uneducated stab at Pakistan politics!

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You’ve all been waiting for it… Hillary’s crippling Iowa loss!

See how she sniffles in self pity, wounded arrogance and rage!

…And cries a waterfall of fake tears to win support in New Hampshire!

Go feminism and equal treatment as men! (She must have taken some notes from her emo-whiny supporters.)

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And now Shrillary disses Martin Luther King!

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Update 28 March 08: Hillary braves non-existant sniper fire in Tuzla, Bosnia! Details and photoshops+credits at Michelle Malkin’s Tuzla and Truth Deprivation and The Tuzla Hustle.

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From http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2008/03/more_evidence_o.html:  

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From http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2008/03/still_more_evid.html:

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The original pic for reference:

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