Posts Tagged ‘moonbat’

The Big List of Terms For Moonbats

May 5, 08

Liberals, deviants, Lefties, Democrats… A degenerate by any other name would still be a Moonbat, and stink just the same.

Here’s an ever-growing list of terms used to describe various breeds of Moonbats, from the Terrorist Appeaser variety to the Global Warming Cultist strain. Feel free to comment with your own and I’ll add them. Links are welcome.

Contributors: Adam, HoosierArmyMom, Van Helsing

And if you are offended by any of the following terms… Our congratulations and condolences, you are a Moonbat.

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Abortionist
ACLUlyte
(Walking) AIDS bomb
Amerabian
Ameriarabian
America hater
Anarchist
Animal-Firster
Anti-American
Appeaser
Ass bandit
Atheist

Britainistani
Britainistanite
Bureaucretin
Bureauweenie
BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) sufferer
Blamethrower

Chaotic Evil
Child murderer
Christophobe
Circular arguer
Clintonista
Code Pinker
Code Pinko

Che worshipper
Commie
Communist
Communistocrat

Demoncrat (this one from Landover Baptist)
Dhimmi
Dhimmicrat
Dhimmwit
Dumbocrat
DUmmie (frequent poster at DemocraticUnderground)
Sub-terms:
DUchebags
DUm-DUm
DUmbass
DUmpmonkeys

Ecodaft
Eco-hypocrite
Eco-militant
Eco-nazi
Eco-twit
Ecoweenie
Elitist
Enviromoonbat
Environut
Envirotard
Enviroweenie
Euthanizer without consent
Epithetan
Eurabian
Eurabist
Euroweenie
Evolutionary dead end
Extinction of humanity proponent

Fauxtographer
Feminarcissist
Feminazi
Flip flopper
Freeloader
Frenchie

Gaia woshipper
Gender bender
Glitterpig (liberal hypocrite Hollywood celeb)
Global warming cultist
Global warming do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do-er
Global warming fearmonger
Global warming hysterian
Global warming nut
Global warmist
Godless
Goracle acolyte
Goracle cultist
Gorebot
GreeNazi
Green-nut
Greensane
Greentard

Hildebeest herder
Hillarian
Hippie
Hippy
Hippy-crite
Hollywood Eco-hypocrite
Hug-a-thug

Kosbot
Kostard

LATimestard
Leftard
Leftie
Leftist
Leg thrilled
Liar
Liberofascist
Libtard
Lie-beral
Londonistani
Loser

Liberal
Sub-terms
Hypocritoliberal
Latte liberal
Learjet liberal
Limousine liberal
Pampered liberal

Marxist
Moral relativist

Moonbat
Sub-terms:
Barking Moonbat
Flaming Moonbat

Nation betrayer
Nonexistentialist
Nutroot

Obamaborg collectivist
Obamamaniac
Obamatard
Obamessiah follower/worshipper
Obamaviagrant
Obamination cultist
Obamunist
O’Bigot

Pallywood fan
Pancake
Peacenik
Peace thug
Peace vandal
PETArd

Race baiter
Race monger
Racial demagogue
Racist
Reconquistador

Self-hater
Self-loather
Socialist
Species equivalator
Species traitor
Stalinite
Surrendercrat
Surrender Monkey

Terrorist appeaser
Terrorist abettor
Terrorist aider
Terrorist cheerleader
Terrorist lover
Tinfoil hat wearer
Traitor
Tree hugger
Troofer
Truther

Unpatriot

Vampire

Welfare abuser
Welfare parasite
White hater

See also related:

How to argue like a liberal

An Inconvenient Truth 2: Suggested Film Titles

Consensual Incest – Atheists Please Tell Me Why It Is Morally Wrong

March 28, 08

WARNING: The following post contains very mature content. Parental discretion is advised (which is ironic considering what I am about to say).

Atheists, liberals, sexual progressives such as LGBT groups, and anyone else who disregards religion… Please answer the following query.

Why is incest – sexual acts between closely related family members – illegal?

Why do people recoil in disgust at the mere thought of it – even liberals and atheists?

What basis is there for moral relativists, who reject all traditional and religious taboos, to feel that incest is wrong?

You may try and quote that incest is akin to rape by one’s closest, most trusted loved ones – but what about consensual sex?

You may try and quote the emotional immaturity of the participants – but what if they are both adults?

You may try and quote the imbalance of authority and influence between a parent and a child – but what if it is between two siblings of almost equal age?

You may try and quote the risk of genetic defects – but scientific research has shown that incestuous reproduction between first cousins has a genetic defect rate of around 1.7 to 2.8% extra – as low as that of an ordinary 40-year old woman having children. Are you going to ban middle-aged women from getting pregnant too?

And they could be two brothers or two sisters anyway, which precludes any incestuous pregnancy.

So I’ll ask again – what basis do atheists, liberals and moral relativists have for the intolerance, bigotry and Dark Ages mentality they show when they denounce full blown, incestuous, unprotected anal intercourse between two adult brothers as ‘gross’?

If you cannot give a satisfactory answer, then why is consensual incest still unlawful if acts such as homosexuality or even bestiality are now legal?

Why do you still cling to old-fashioned, outdated, archaic laws – which more progressive and tolerant groups are even now seeking to abolish?

What basis do you have for acting and thinking like such prudish, sexually intolerant fascists – like those religious bigots who think homosexuality is a sin in God’s eyes?

Or do you admit that, deep down inside where you don’t dare look, you are influenced by irrational and illogical religion-based taboos against incest?

After all, these upstanding progressives don’t have a problem with it.

I await your answer, especially from my favourite atheist commentors. You know who you are.

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While you’re at it, see and ponder also:

Fascism and Bestiality – Atheists Please Tell Me Why I Am Morally Wrong

A Simple Example of Relative Morality

Communism = Atheism = Relative Morality

Morality: Of Absolutes and Relatives

UPDATE: Switzerland debates legalizing incest! So why are US liberals being such anti-love bigots when it comes to private decisions between two consenting adults behind closed doors?

UPDATE: Here you can see citations where people think sex between father and adult, consenting daughter is okay. What do you say?

11 Rules of Life – Not Really by Bill Gates, But Highly Applicable to Moonbats

February 28, 08

I received a forwarded e-mail from my mum. It’s claimed to be a talk Bill Gates gave at a high school entitled ’11 Things They Did Not and Will Not Learn in School’.

Of course, this being teh Internets and all, it wasn’t actually by Bill Gates, but by Charles J. Sykes who included his original version in the book Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good about Themselves, but Can’t Read, Write, or Add.

The actual complete list of 14 can be found at Snopes, which has the full-length versions of the first 10 as well.

But I’ve noticed that Moonbats generally do not follow these rules of life. Take a gander and compare:

Rule 1: Life is not fair — get used to it!

  • Lesson for: Supporters of welfare parasitism and socialized anything. You don’t work hard, expect hard-workers to pay for your lifestyle, and still whine that life isn’t fair? The heck it isn’t, and you’re to blame!

Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

  • Lesson for: Fuzzy maths proponents who aren’t concerned that their future accountants can’t add or future engineers build self-imploding bridges, so long as their tender self-esteem isn’t challenged.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping — they called it opportunity.

  • Lesson for: Related to Rule 3, lesson in a one-liner joke: “Hi, I’m a 30-year old with a PhD in Social Studies and wrote a thesis on how the capitalist system is inferior to socialism! Would you like fries with that?”

Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

  • Lesson for: Leftist-indoctrinated college grads who will find out that – surprise! – the Soviet Union collapsed to its own socialism two decades ago and free market capitalists run the world now (Obama-Hillary ’08 notwithstanding).

Rule 12: Smoking does not make you look cool. It makes you look moronic.

  • Lesson for: Smoking is passe. So the lesson here is for teenagers who think underage sex,  teenage pregnancy, dropping out of school and raising a child as an unemployed single mother at age 16 are cool.

Rule 13: You are not immortal.

  • Lesson for: Dhimmicrat jihadi-appeasers who somehow convince themselves that surrendering to terrorists will encourage them to stop killing infidels such as Moonbats (heck, especially pro-homosexuality, pro-feminism, atheist Moonbats!).

Rule 14: Enjoy this while you can. Someday you’ll realize how wonderful it was to be a kid.

  • Lesson for: Moonbats who, finally realizing how pampered and sheltered they were as children, go back to behaving like children regardless of age and responsibilities.

While Moonbat Media Fiddlesticks It to Christians, The West Burns

February 15, 08

Moonbats seem to be totally convinced that the greatest threat to modern civilization is the very same force that built Western society in the first place – the Christians.

They base their notions on the actions of the church in ancient and medieval history; on nuanced readings of the Bible; and on isolated incidents perpetuated by nutter extremists.

But perhaps the strongest factor causing this completely skewed, LSD-high-style delusion among Moonbats is the portrayal of Christians as the demented evil arch-nemeses of peace in the mainstream media (the only source of knowledge for many armchair-rooted Moonbats).

Liberal media personalities like Kathy Griffin , Rosie O’Donnell and even Good Morning America regularly demonstrate their myopic hatred of Christians on air. (Ironically, Christian preachers who use the same kind of strong language against homosexuals would be denounced as hateful bigots.)

Recent cinema films are replete with portrayals of Christians as insane, Bible thumping murderers, such as Mrs Carmody in Stephen King’s The Mist; Silas and his masters in The Da Vinci Code; and God Himself along with the entire church in The Golden Compass.

Primetime serials join in, portraying Christians as hypocritical sexual perverts who stone people to death in their secret club and cover up the crime with a fake aura of holiness. Yes, I’m sure this happens as often as mugging murders. And then they top it off by showing how Christians like to behead Muslims. Oh yeah, totally not vice versa. (Meanwhile, 24 gets flak for trying to realistically portray actual world events. And oh, there are groups who actually DO stone people to death today.)

Even comic books are in on the Christian bashing. In the latest story arc of the X-Men, an earlier recurring main villian returns in the form of a Christian neo-fascist hate group led by a tele-evangelist style Reverend who is fanatically devoted to murdering all mutants. (With nary a mention of Christians who support peace, compassion and love – you know, like Jesus taught in the Bible that Moonbats have neevr peeked inside of but love to denounce?)

And public education in schools is not spared. Does anyone remember exactly who invaded that school in Beslan with guns and suicide explosive vests, took the children hostage for days, sexually abused the preteen girls, and eventually killed hundreds? According to this school exercise, it was probably churchgoers and they’ll do it again in America.

Yes, in the unreal fantasies of Moonbats, Christians really are the world’s worst people.

But while their noses are buried in skewed academia, fabulist entertainment and their own smugness, Moonbats neglect to watch the real-world news to find out what is REALLY happening in the world around them, today.

Are those Christians atacking police, rioting and burning cars? Are those evangelical pastors calling for a total war on all nonbelievers? Are those Bible Belt churches inciting and training people to go out and kidnap, bomb and behead Westerners?

You liberals believe that Christian fundamentalists could one day, possibly-perhaps-maybe-might-could-potentially intend to impose fascistic theological law, persecute atheists and homosexuals, treat women as chattel and cattle, and turn back the clock to the Dark Ages.

Well let me ‘enlightenment’ you about a fact: Proper educated Christians haven’t done that in centuries, and will likely not do it in the present or the future… But there are others groups who actively and violently attack freedom, nonbelievers, homosexuals and women every single day, RIGHT NOW, THIS VERY MINUTE.

And you atheists, who take such pride in your logic – I suggest you use it, and consider how many Christians REALLY take those out-of-context, seemingly violent Bible verses as their sole guiding vision. As opposed to other groups who are actively carrying out the specific, direct and literal violent commands in their holy texts, even as you are reading this blog post.

So go ahead and keep bashing Christians in the media and all over the Net. Someone else is even now gearing up to attack you haraam liberals and kaffir atheists.

And trust me: They are certainly not as stereotypically nice as your much-smeared Christians, nor will they use only words and logic to make their scimitar-point to you.

Moonbat Jokes

February 1, 08

FEEL FREE TO COMMENT WITH YOUR OWN LIBERAL BASHING JOKES!

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How many global warmists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Energy inefficient filament bulbs are a carbon-spewing crime against Mother Gaia. We must only use mercury-laden fluorescent lights.

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How long does it take Hillary Clinton to change a lightbulb?

35 years, and only after Barack Obama declares that he stands for Change.

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How many Obamas does it take to change a lightbulb?

Didn’t Jimmy Carter already change that lightbulb 30 years ago?

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If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?

9/11 Twoofer: Trees don’t fall over by themselves! Fire doesn’t melt wood, it was brought down by thermite charges planted by Bush’s conspiracy!

Hamas: A great sound of suffering is heard from the Palestinian people, as the Zionist oppressors forcibly confisticate the tree that rightfully belongs to Gaza in order to build their apartheid wall!

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Why did the Moonbat cross the road?

Because the sign said DO NOT CROSS ROAD.

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Why did the ACLU cross the road?

You are hereby notified that we are filing suit against your offensive and intolerant hate speech which prominently included a Christian religious symbol.

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What’s the difference between a furball that’s humping Captain Kirk and MoveOn.org?

One’s Tribble lechery, the other’s liberal treachery.

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A pro-choice, 30-year old, liberal Moonbat was looking through a yard sale when she found an antique lamp. As she rubbed clean to see if it would make a good bong for smoking weed, a genie appeared out of it.

The genie said: “I will grant you one wish. Name your heart’s desire, and it will come true!”

Without hesitation, the Moonbat commanded: “I wish that every woman could freely choose to have an abortion!”

The genie snapped his magic fingers, altered time and space, and POOF!…

The Moonbat’s mother had an abortion when she got pregnant 31 years ago.

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Above image is free for use by anyone for the purpose of counter-Moonbattery. 

Moonbat Blamethrower

January 30, 08

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Above image is free for use by anyone for the purpose of counter-Moonbattery. 

Blame Bush!

Blame Zionists and the Jews!

Blame Conservatives and fundamentalist Christians!

Blame the entire Western world!

It’s all their fault for wrecking world peace / the environment / the economy / freedom / cultural tolerance / the Middle East / your sad excuse for a life as they conduct their Vast Right Wing Conspiracy of Ruling the World by Proxy or Sometimes Directly!

But never, EVER blames yourselves – Liberal Moonbats, 9/11 Conspiracy Troofers, greensane envirokooks, disenfranchised ruler-oppressed freedom-deprived terrorists, Hamas-enslaved Palestinians… The saviours of the world!

Ethical Alignments of Chaotic Liberals and Lawful Conservatives

January 22, 08

Here’s one for all the Dungeons & Dragons fans. (Computer-game-only players like Baldur’s Gate, Icewind Dale and Planescape: Torment also count.)

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Notice how Liberals Democrats support the following: Abolishing the death penalty for guilty murderers, easy abortions to kill innocent babies, light sentences for crime, banning personal-protection firearms, taxing productive citizens while rewarding welfare parasites, irresponsible freeloading for healthcare and other concerns, restraintless sexuality, open borders with supreme amnesty for illegal immigrants, appeasement of terrorists, the belief that random chance coincidentally put the universe and all life together, and flip-floppingstance-changing and lying about everything.

Conclusion: The Liberal Democrat’s leanings towards loose or absent laws shows that they are of the Chaotic alignment. Their hypocritical selfishness further puts them in the Chaotic Evil alignment.

                             LiberalTanarri

                                      Typical Liberal Moonbats…

       LiberalChildSacrifice

                                  With their unholy child sacrifice.

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Meanwhile, notice how Conservative Republicans support the following: Upholding the death penalty for guilty murderers, banning abortions to protect innocent babies, harsh sentences for crime, legalizing personal-protection firearms, letting productive citizens keep their money while pressing welfare parasites to get a job, personal responsibility for healthcare and other concerns, controlled sexuality, controlled borders with strict law enforcement for illegal immigrants, strong opposition of terrorists/, the belief in an Intelligent Creator who organized the universe and all life’s complexity, and being honest and firm in convictions.

Conclusion: The Conservative Republican’s leanings towards strict laws shows that they are of the Lawful alignment. Their selfless do-gooderness further puts them in the Lawful Good alignment.

        RightWingArchon

                                 A typical Right Wing Conservative.

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No wonder Liberals and Conservatives don’t get along well, being of opposite ethical alignments.

This also explains the prevalence of vast Right Wing conspiracy theories among the more reality-challenged Liberals, i.e. Moonbats.

To the unhinged, Chaotic mind of Moonbats, all order is equally disdained and equally possible. There is no difference in difficulty between organizing a pocket-watch and organizing a country – and both are as malignant to a Chaotic.

Now I see how Moonbats can regularly spout out and believe in conspiracy theories such as ‘Bush planned 9/11’ or ‘The U.S. government assassinated Martin Luther King’ or ‘Jews manipulate the economy to rule the world’ – which any sane person would realize is exceedingly improbable to pull off, let alone keep secret.

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Just because the Chaos-worshipping Moonbats couldn’t organize their own shoelaces into a knot, they assume the Lawful-aligned Right Wingers have the inhuman capability to organize impossibly complex plots to destroy their precious liberties.

SCHIP and Abortion Moonbat Back-to-Square-One Argument

November 17, 07

Democrat: We support SCHIP because we care about the children! You must all support SCHIP for the sake of the children!

Counter-moonbat: If you care for the children, then why do you support stabbing young children’s heads open and ripping them from their mother’s womb?

Democrat: Abortion is a fundamental right! We are pro-choice because it is everyone’s right to be able to choose!

Counter-moonbat: If everyone has the right to choose, then why do you support removing people’s right to choose their own healthcare with SCHIP, and forcing everyone to pay more taxes for it?

Democrat: ……………. We support SCHIP because we care about the children! You must all support SCHIP for the sake of the children!

Global Warming Editorial Cartoons

April 20, 07

CURRENT NUMBER OF CARTOONS: 216+ links to more

LAST UPDATE: 8 May 2008

*NEW CARTOONS ARE ADDED WHENEVER I COME ACROSS THEM. CHECK BACK HERE ONCE IN A WHILE.*

*NOTE ON SAVING IMAGES: If you save the images and they turn out as bmp format, you can change them to jpg or gif by changing the extension name in Windows, or open them using Microsoft Paint and save as jpg or gif.*

*Or just Save this entire web page. This will save all the cartoons into a single folder on your PC in one shot.*

Note: To make it easier to load the cartoons, I’ve split them into separate posts. This is Part 1.

Part 2 here

Part 3 here

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I love editorial and political cartoons, and I hate lies, hoaxes and fear-mongering. So you can probably guess that editorial cartoons mocking global warming and its hypocritical supporters are a particular favourite of mine!

I’ve chosen some of the better ones to share with you, along with a brief explanation of what irt alludes to… Both so you can get the joke more easily if you’re stuck, and to reveal how the anthropogenic (human caused) global warming bandwagon has a few flat tyres. Editorial cartoons manage to do this humorously and to the point!

These cartoons are taken from Time.com, Michael Ramirez of Investor’s Business Daily, The Ryskind Sketchbook, Cox and Forkum, Day by Day, Gary Varvel of the Indianapolis Star, Paul Nowak, Wayne Stayskal, Chuck Assay, Chip Bok, Henry Payne, Red Planet Cartoons, zombietime and The People’s Cube.

A whole bunch of pro- and anti-global warming cartoons can be found at Cartoonist Group, including lots of Gore-zilla and rich actors and their I-Can-Buy-Expensive-Carbon-Offsets emissions, but they’re save-protected and I don’t want to print-screen them out.

For the facts and my rants on global warming fears, foolishness and hypocrisy, see my Global Warming Fears category.

And now, the cartoons… Explanations follow relevant cartoons.

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LiveEarthNoHunger

Live Earth is the latest Gore-ian scam to round up support for stopping global warming… Complete with smarmy, holier-than-thou preachy guilt tripping, arrogantly self-assured, don’t think just obey, boy-do-we-love-ourselves localised media assault.

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At the expense of global warming, as tonnes of emissions are spewed into the air by the concert and jet- setting celebrities. See here for more.

But no worries, Mother Earth! Because although tons of CO2 is spewed into the atmosphere, they won’t cause any harm once Live Earth organizers and participants purchase some carbon credit offsets! But of course, tons of trash left behind

Speaking of carbon offsets…

Above by John Worr.

Above from www.celsias.com.

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Reference for above at New York Times.

See also my post on carbon offsets, Follow the Clues: Is Al Gore’s Promotion of Global Warming Hysteria Merely A Scam to Make Him Money?.

Because for all his scamming, Al Gore has won the Nobel Peace Prize! Wonder why Charles Ponzi didn’t win a Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts too?

See Al Gore 2007 Nobel Peace Prize Editorial Cartoons for a just the cartoons on his Nobel Peace Prize, and links to educate you on the true nature of this incredulous incredible win.


THIS is the person who truly deserves the Nobel Peace Prize: Irena Sendler.

Court ruling here if you missed it.

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The People’s Cube has Al Gore’s acceptance speech!

Oh well, can’t win ’em all Gorey! Guess you aren’t the biggest threat to capitalism and American freedom just yet!

Based on this piece: Satire: Gore Sues Time for ‘Person of the Year’ Recount.

Part 2 here

Part 3 here


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