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Parody of Obama’s Muslim Faith Denials: Francis Xavier Christianson denies he is a Catholic

October 13, 08

On a tip from wits0, from Free Republic:

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PARODY of OBAMA’s MUSLIM FAITH DENIALS (“Francis Xavier Christianson denies he is a Catholic”)

My name is Francis Xavier Christianson… AND I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU KEEP ASKING ME IF I’M CATHOLIC?

Oh — i get it! just because my dad was born in Italy and — well i guess that is a Catholic country… you naturally assume that I’m Catholic or something — still that’s a big leap isn’t it?

Ok, ok, sure – my dad WAS Catholic and he (and mom) gave me a Christian name… and of course it is also true that all of dad’s realtives (including my half-siblings) are Catholic…

And yes, sure my half-siblings will TELL you that I’m Catholic but how would they know? That’s just what my dad told them!

Before you bring it up — I’ll admit it — my step-father was also a Catholic and he did move my mom and me to Spain — which is also (I guess) a Catholic country — and sure he registered me on official government documents as a “Catholic”… but that was really just a… well… a silly little typo (that he kept making over and over)

SO — NOW THAT I HAVE CLEARED THAT UP — WHY DO YOU INSIST ON ASKING ME IF I’M A CATHOLIC?

Just because I recently slipped-up in a TV interview and discussed “My Christian Faith?”

People forget their religious beliefs all the time! Once I thought I was Jewish for a whole weekend! Heck — for at least the last 18 months or so I’ve thought I was Jesus!

Sure, I went by the name Barry — ummm — I mean “Frank” for a little while in High School — but then I made a big point of insisting later that everyone call me “Francis Xavier” — because I really, really wanted to emphasize how NOT Catholic I am. ’cause I’m not — really — I swear. See, a REAL Catholic wouldn’t swear right?

And is it my fault that a whole bunch of famous “Catholics” love me and want me to be president? I can’t control what Father Farahkan — err “Father Flanagan” has to say! It’s a free country (for the moment anyway.)

SO — WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME IF I’M CATHOLIC?

IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE RACISTS?

I’d be careful if I were you… my wife Michelle has plans for dealing with racists like you after the election…

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See references for the above and related at:

  • Another Obama Freudian Slip: “My Muslim Faith”
  • Obama my Muslim faith cartoon

  • Who Says Obama Was a Muslim? Why, Himself of Course!
  • – He once got in trouble for making faces during Koran study classes in his elementary school. Mr. Obama recalled the opening lines of the Arabic call to prayer, reciting them with a first-rate accent. Mr. Obama described the call to prayer as “one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset.”

  • Obama’s 57 States: A Muslim Freudian Slip? – With the references for his childhood in Indonesia as Barry Soetero, attending Koran classes, official religion listed as Islam on school enrolment documents, his relatives who consider him definitely Muslim, and his support from radical Islamist groups
  • Buraq Hussein Obama
  • What Kind of Christian is Obama?
  • Buraq Hussein Obama

    October 9, 08

    Buraq

    Buraq – A tall, white, handsome-faced beast. Bigger than a donkey but smaller than a mule. Long ears and two wings on the thighs. On occasion has been depicted with a peacock tail. Could place its hoof at a distance equal to the range of vision. No mention given to any sounds it might have made. Carried Mohammed to the farthest mosque.

    Barack – A tall, half-white half-black, smirking-faced liberal. Member of the Donkey Democrat Party. Big ears and two flip flops on the tongue. Vainer and more self-absorbed than a peacock. Can place unspecified policies of Hope & Change far beyond and out of sight. Makes an Uh-uh-uhhh sound. May yet carry radical socialism into the White House and turn America into the farthest, 58th Muslim state. (Note: New name replaced the all-American ‘Barry’ at a certain point in the past.)

    Obama my Muslim faith cartoon

    Above from The Ryskind Sketchbook. Click image for full size and clarity.

    See this post for more.

    Discovered at Moonbattery.

    Obama’s Unsavoury Bunch Cartoons

    October 9, 08

    Two cartoons with similar styles and topic. Click image for full size.

    First from Red Planet Cartoons:

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    Second from Michael Ramirez:

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    Following from Obamedia Loves Obama… And I Mean Red Hot, Steaming Wet Lurve!!!:

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    Following from Baloo Cartoons:

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    Following from Obama Picks Joe Biden as Running Mate, Immediately Pwned by McCain Media:

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    D’oh! Protest Signs: Mercedes Benz and Muslin

    September 19, 08

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    Who Says Obama Was a Muslim? Why, Himself of Course!

    September 9, 08

    From The Ryskind Sketchbook:

    Obama my Muslim faith cartoon

    It’s not just this stumble:

    Via Gateway Pundit, Obama’s own official website trumpets the following:

    Obama Muslim admission

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    Another Obama Freudian Slip: “My Muslim Faith”

    September 8, 08

    No, I don’t really think he’s a secret Muslim (any more) – but it’s still so much fun to tweak brittle Obamaphiles!

    Video via Little Green Footballs:

    TRANSCRIPT:

    Obama: What I was suggesting… You’re absolutely right that John McCain has not – uh – talked about my Muslim faith, and you’re absolutety right that is not-

    Stephanopoulos: Christian faith.

    Obama:: …My Christian faith.

    Also featured at Moonbattery, which points out that Obama’s actual faith of more than 20 years is the racist creed known as Black Liberation Theology.

    Longer version video of the moment in context (at 1 minute 15 second) from Hot Air:

    Recall Obama’s 57 States: A Muslim Freudian Slip?

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    And how Obama studied the Quran and says the Muslim call to prayer is “one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset.”.

    And this is important: Whether or not Obama really is/isn’t a secret Muslim, what matters is How the Islamic world views Obama:

    Menashe Amir, the Iranian-born head of Radio Israel’s Persian language service, has said: “One of the Iranian religious leaders said if Obama will enter the White House, then Islam will conquer the heart of the American nation.”

    (Kudos also to wits0 for simultaneous tip via email)

    From The Ryskind Sketchbook:

    Obama my Muslim faith cartoon

    Excellent Sandmonkey Posting: Why Obama Will Fail

    July 14, 08

    On recommendation from wits0. Read the whole thing at Rantings of a Sandmonkey. Watch out for the major sarcasm.

    Excerpts follow:

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    Why Obama Will Fail

    You see, if you ask any Obama supporter, they will tell you that they are supporting the man because he gives them hope. Now, Oscar Wilde once said that the basis of all hope is fear, and I intend to agree with Wilde on that one.

    So what exactly are the Obama supporters afraid of? Well, it’s really simple, after 8 years of Bush, and of having the government repeatedly inform them that they are living in a threatening world that doesn’t like them (which, by the way, is true, and it disliked them during Clinton’s presidency too I may add) and that they are going to have to hunker down, get though and prepare to fight this for the long haul, they are afraid that this is really the way the world is.

    Enter Obama, who tells them in all kinds of inspiring fashion that this isn’t necessarily true, that the world isn’t really dangerous and that all we need to do is to talk to one another, and then all will be well in the world and we will all sing Kumbaya together.

    So, desperate and clinging to anything, they believe him, because the alternative is so scary, so stressful and depressing, that they may have to up their Zoloft dosage , and anti-depressants are really expensive nowadays.

    Not to mention, Americans really want the world to like them, which is a silly desire shared by no other nation on earth. You don’t see the Russians worrying about the world liking them, or the Chinese.

    Ok, you want a democracy? How about the French? Do you see the French worrying about whether or not the world likes them?

    Do you know of any other nation in the world who actually has this stupid girl-with-low-self-esteem-in- junior-high fixation?

    Hell, even the Israelis, arguably the current most hated country in the world (and who would like a nation of militaristic Jews who refuse to be wiped out? Those Damn Jooz!), are not as fixated on getting the world to like them the way the Americans do, because most of them have resigned themselves that the world really never will like them.

    So yeah, the Americans stand alone when it comes to that silly desire, and they have constructed a notion why the world dislikes them: It’s because the world thinks that they are a racist nation that is also prejudiced against Islam.

    So, in order to remedy that, they vote and nominate a Black man with an arab middle-name who comes from a Muslim Background, as if saying, “Here! This is how far we all willing to go. Do you like us now?”

    And the world will answer: Ehh, no, not really!

    Unarguably , Obama’s number one foreign policy objective is to get things right with the arab and muslim world. And that’s when you are going to watch the best circus in the world, because no a single leader, in the arab or the muslim world, really wants to get right with the US.

    Hell, our rulers have justified their entire existence in power by positioning themselves as opposed to America. They continue, in their state-sponsored media, to point fingers at the US and go “See, those bloodthirsty Americans. They will kill you all, rape all of your women and drink the blood of your babies, if we are not here to protect you. So eat sh*t and shut up!”, and If you think I am exaggerating please check Egypt, Syria, Iran, Yemen, etc.. etc..

    Those people have built their entire rule on that whole notion, you think they are going to give that up because the silly Americans voted for a 40-something inexperienced Black dude? Get real!

    And in terms of the arab and muslim street, let’s not forget that their number one issue has always been Israel. Now, do you think Obama will go against Israel, after watching him kissing for hours AIPAC ass? Ha. So yeah, that will be a disappointment also.

    Not to mention that Obama won’t withdraw from Iraq. He won’t. He can’t. At best he will do a partial withdrawal, while leaving a good chunk of US soldiers there. But bring all the troops home? Not gonna happen. And that’s what the arab and muslim street wants, no?

    Let’s not even contemplate the notion for a second that he is serious about going after Pakistan, like he said over and over again. Yeah, the Obama foreign policy will be- in the words of the great Borat- GREAT SUCCESS! I am sure.

    Oh, and I am sure that once he gets elected that the Islamists will warm up to him immediately. You know, because there is nothing that Islamists like more than a former born- muslim who chose, by his own accord, to become a Christian and an active one at that.

    Yeah, I am sure they will be very impressed, and quit fighting the US immediately.

    After all, he said that he intends to deliver a speech from a muslim nation in his first 100 days of office. Yeah, that kind of pandering really calms islamists down, especially coming from apostates.

    And they will surely respect him if he withdraws partially from Iraq, and not mistake it as a sign of weakness or that they are winning or anything.

    And since we are on the topic, can you imagine what will happen if a terrorist attack took place during the Obama Presidency, after he does all of this? Can you imagine how America will feel, when they realize that even after they voted for the Blackman with Arab middle name and Muslim background who gave a speech during his first 100 days in a muslim nation, that the world still hates them and that Islamists still want to kill them? Talk about a rude awakening.

    And can you imagine if they do demand a response from Obama, and Obama decides to take off the Dove hat and put the Hawk one on? Do I have to remind you how things went the last time a Dove tried to be a Hawk? Olmert and Peretz (who both, may I remind you , ran on the platform of withdrawing from the Westbank) during the Lebanon war, anyone?

    Ok, how about Carter and the rescue mission in Iran? How about Clinton in Somalia? We getting the picture? Should be a fantastic fun time for everyone involved.

    Nahh, when I think Obama, one name really comes to mind: Carter!

    Obama is the second coming of Carter, there is no doubt about it. From the way he took over the party, to the election against an uncharismatic standard-bearer opponent in the elections, to his belief that America is bad, and it’s all America’s fault anyway, and that all that is necessary to make everything work is appeasement and humility, and oh, let’s try to fix are suffering economy by implementing socialist ideas.

    So yeah, if you are reading this and you remember those days, then please brace yourself, because it’s gonna suck again for the next four years.

    But don’t fret, there is a bright side to this, because remember, after Carter came Reagan. And maybe that’s what America needs right now. To experiment with Obama to see if there is any truth to his fiction.

    If there is, sweet, I am not gonna hate, but there likely isn’t, and that will be the necessary wake-up call that half of the US have been needing for the past 4 years.

    That’s what it’s gonna take: a colossal presidential failure of the size of Carter (whose approval ratings, by the way, make Bush’s look really high, believe it or not), to get the US back into thinking about how to deal with their problems, instead of pretending they don’t exist.

    That being said, I will feel bad for Obama when this eventually happens though, because unlike every other President before him, Obama isn’t just running as himself, he is running as the Black Candidate, so when he fails, it’s not just him that will be looked upon as a failure, but his race with him.

    The nice white people of America will congratulate themselves when he is elected for no longer being a racist nation (they did elect a black man after all) and when he fails they probably wouldn’t run another Black candidate for President for another 30 years or so.

    Not to mention, after Obama, being a black candidate won’t be a big deal anymore. The novelty would’ve worn off, and the candidates will be assessed based on their experience and their plans, instead of just being an inspiring notion whose time has come as a Black Man for President of the USA.

    I hope this wouldn’t be the case, but, ehh, I doubt it!

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    Ah, good and amusing read!

    Speaking of that Muslim background… Obama’s 57 States: A Muslim Freudian Slip?

    And of Obama failing… Obama Phone FAIL

    And bein the First Black President… What Martin Luther King Would Say About an Obama Presidency

    Obama’s 57 States: A Muslim Freudian Slip?

    May 17, 08

    Obama my Muslim faith cartoon

    Above from this link.

    Obama Bunch

    Above from Obama’s Unsavoury Bunch Cartoons.

    DISCLAIMER (added 23 May 2008): I don’t really believe that Barack Hussein Obama is a secret Muslim (12% of those polled do, however)… Although I do think he once shallowly followed Islamic norms and rituals during his childhood in Indonesia. But it’s just so fun to provoke the unholy wrath of Obamessianites! Just look at the comments!

    UPDATE AUGUST 2010: Since his inauguration, his actions have caused 14% more Americans to wonder if he is Muslim!

    UPDATE 8 Sept 2008: Obama slips up and says “my Muslim faith“!!!

    Kudos to Infidel Bloggers Alliance for the linkage.

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    Obama’s snubbing the American flag during the National Athem and dislike for wearing American flag lapels must have taken their toll, as he ignorantly blurted out that he had visited 57 of the 60 states:

    It is wonderful to be back in Oregon,” Obama said. “Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go. Alaska and Hawaii, I was not allowed to go to even though I really wanted to visit, but my staff would not justify it.”

    The Times’ conscientious Robin Abcarian thought she heard something different there. She checked her tape recorder. It had captured what he had actually said — 57 states now.

    (He even paused before he said “57” as if he was thinking about the number.)

    He must mean something like this:

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    If you hadn’t heard of it, you must have been consuming only liberal mainstream media… Old Media Ignores Obama’s ’57 States,’ Obsessed Over Quayle’s ‘Potatoe’.

    Fair enough, it’s most likely a thip of the slung slip of the tongue by the tired incumbent… After all, he’s prone to misequations of astounding magnitudes – for example, mistaking 12 victims for 10,000! See the tons of video evidence for yourself.

    But wait… Obama may have been right all along. Because there really are 57 states…

    In the Organisation of the Islamic Conference (OIC).

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    Freudian slip much, Mr. Hope & Change? Hey, don’t take me as the authority here – ask Obama’s own track record.

    • Rush Limbaugh: Obama to Campaign in 57 Islamic States

      We’re participating here in a tweak of the media. Obama said he’s going to campaign in 57 states, and it turns out that there are 57 Islamic states. There are 57 Islamic states. “Every year from 1999 to 2005, the organization of the Islamic conference representing the 57 Islamic states,” this is from the International Humanist and Ethical Union. And the title of the piece here is, “How the Islamic states dominate the UN human rights council,” and there are 57 of them. So did Obama just lose his bearings, or was this a more telling slip, ladies and gentlemen? Obama’s 57 states, not just a simple gaffe. He might have been thinking of the 57 Islamic states when he said he was going to campaign in all 57 states.

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    • Egyptian cleric warns Obama to ‘return to Islam’ – You, Obama, are among those who have pledged before Allah – Allah who created you, sustained you, and brought you to this position – to be a Muslim who believes that Allah is the one God, especially since you have some kind of roots in Islam. Convert to Islam, and you will be saved. If you refuse to return to your [Islamic] origins, to the way Allah created you, withdraw your huge armies and military bases from the lands of the Muslims.
    • Obama: America is ‘no longer Christian’ – “Whatever we once were, we’re no longer a Christian nation. At least not just. We are also a Jewish nation, a Muslim nation, and a Buddhist nation, and a Hindu nation, and a nation of nonbelievers.”

    As the son of the Muslim father, Senator Obama was born a Muslim under Muslim law as it is universally understood. It makes no difference that, as Senator Obama has written, his father said he renounced his religion. Likewise, under Muslim law based on the Koran his mother’s Christian background is irrelevant.

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    In Islam, religion passes from the father to the child. Barack Hussein Obama, Sr. (1936–1982) was a Muslim who named his boy Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. Only Muslim children are named “Hussein”.

    His stepfather, Lolo Soetoro, was also a Muslim. In fact, as Obama’s half-sister, Maya Soetoro-Ng explained to Jodi Kantor of the New York Times: “My whole family was Muslim, and most of the people I knew were Muslim.”

    An Indonesian publication, the Banjarmasin Post reports a former classmate, Rony Amir, recalling that “All the relatives of Barry’s father were very devout Muslims.”

    Nedra Pickler of the Associated Press reports that “documents showed he enrolled as a Muslim” while at a Catholic school during first through third grades. Kim Barker of the Chicago Tribune confirms that Obama was “listed as a Muslim on the registration form for the Catholic school.”

    A blogger who goes by “An American Expat in Southeast Asia” found that “Barack Hussein Obama was registered under the name ‘Barry Soetoro’ serial number 203 and entered the Franciscan Asisi Primary School on 1 January 1968 and sat in class 1B. … Barry’s religion was listed as Islam.”

    Paul Watson of the Los Angeles Times learned from Indonesians familiar with Obama when he lived in Jakarta that he “was registered by his family as a Muslim at both schools he attended.” Haroon Siddiqui of the Toronto Star visited the Jakarta public school Obama attended and found that “Three of his teachers have said he was enrolled as a Muslim.”

    In his autobiography, Dreams of My Father, Obama relates how he got into trouble for making faces during Koranic studies, thereby revealing he was a Muslim, for Indonesian students in his day attended religious classes according to their faith.

    Obama’s half-sister recalled that the family attended the mosque “for big communal events.” Watson learned from childhood friends that “Obama sometimes went to Friday prayers at the local mosque.”

    Barker found that “Obama occasionally followed his stepfather to the mosque for Friday prayers.” One Indonesia friend, Zulfin Adi, states that Obama “was Muslim. He went to the mosque. I remember him wearing a sarong” (a garment associated with Muslims).

    Indonesians differ in their memories of him. One, Rony Amir, describes Obama as “previously quite religious in Islam.”

    • Encyclopedia Brittanica on Taqqiya and Wikipedia on Taqqiya:

      “[Yusuf Ali 3:28] Let not the believers Take for friends or helpers Unbelievers rather than believers: if any do that, in nothing will there be help from Allah: except by way of precaution, that ye may Guard yourselves from them. But Allah cautions you (To remember) Himself; for the final goal is to Allah.”

    This could also be an alternative explaination why Obama’s pals in the Nation of Islam are so worked up over the t-shirts equating Obama to a monkey.

    Because according to their theology, Jews are apes.

    And there’s no worse insult to them than to be called an evuuul, Zionist j00… Even indirectly!

    Well, with the company Obama keeps and the kind of people who support him, it’s no wonder that you start seeing this kind of message around:

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    But wait… Barack HUSSEIN Osama Obama mentioned that he had visited only 57 out of 60 states! What could he have in mind as being the last three?

    Most likely Britainistan (with capital of Londonistan, Eurabia and – when Obama wins the candidacy – Amerabia.

    To close, I’d like to state that I have no bias against Obama’s religion or former religion.

    To borrow from Daniel Pipes again:

    Obama’s having been born and raised a Muslim and having left the faith to become a Christian make him neither more nor less qualified to become president of the United States. But if he was born and raised a Muslim and is now hiding that fact, this points to a major deceit, a fundamental misrepresentation about himself that has profound implications about his character and his suitability as president.

    With the addition of one caveat: If Obama really has Muslim roots, then that alone might be enough to influence his attitude towards his ‘brothers in the faith’ who are not necessarily practitioners of multi-cultural tolerance… As Obama has already shown with Hamas and immediate surrender in Iraq.

    It would be a fitting conclusion to the glorious imperialist, expansionist, colonialist occupation of the entire West that began 461 years before the First Crusade.

     

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