Scott’s Blog – The Best Place for Tapeworms

My blog has the dubious honour of being the Number 1 result for a Google Image Search for tapeworm.

The blog post the offending image is at is Cracked.com’s 5 Most Horrifying Bugs VS Scott’s 5 Most Horrible Worms.

Here are the various stats for the two bizarre, high hits days:

I’m thinking some school or college must have given an assignment on tapeworms to its legion of students, who then Googled for images of the horrid monstrosities. Or else some sick news report on tapeworms got the public’s attention.

Cracked.com’s 5 Most Horrifying Bugs VS Scott’s 5 Most Horrible Worms

I’m number one for worms! See Scott’s Blog – The Best Place for Tapeworms.

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Via In Monologue, visit Cracked.com to see these ‘5 Most Horrifying Bugs in the World’…

   

   

   

   

   

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Now compare the beasties you just saw to my own pick of the ‘5 MOST HORRIBLE WORMS IN YOUR BODY’.

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WARNING! TOTAL GROSS OUT FOLLOWS!!!

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I WARNED YOU!!!

These nightmarish creatures called endoparasitic worms are far more horrifying in my opinion, as they tunnel into, eat and breed in your very own precious body.

Infesting your MUSCLES…

Your LYMPH NODES (transmitted by mere mosquito bites!!!)…

Your HEART…

Your LUNGS…

And your BRAIN.

YOUR MOST PRECIOUS BRAIN I SAY!!!!!!!!!

And with dis-honourable mention, here’s just one of the countless varieties that infest your INTESTINES.

You can run from the hornets, ants and bees. But you won’t even see the worms until it is too late and a billion-strong army of squirming, burrowing death bursts from your every pore and gland.

They don’t die from insecticide. You can’t swat them. They live inside you, so you can’t even burn or nuke them.

They totally and utterly pwn you.

But remember! These monstrous forms of Intelligently Designed life are not God’s fault.

PS. The poor little bees that the Japanese Hornet likes to bully have their own unique defense: The Bee Ball: Bee Thermal Defense