Posts Tagged ‘Zionism’

Evuuul Zionists Tunnel 20 Metres Underground for 200 Miles to Steal Water From the Nile

September 9, 08

Is there nothing teh j00s cannot do??!!!

Elder of Ziyon: Today’s PalArab press roundup

The latest Zionist crime: stealing waterfrom the Nile. The crafty Jews have managed to dig wells from the Negev, through the entire Sinai and past the Suez Canal in order to steal precious Nile water, according to unnamed “human rights” activists. Some six conduits of water are alleged to have been built under the Suez Canal. Their estimate is that Zionists are prepared to steal some 3 billion cubic meters of water to irrigate the Negev.

That’s about 231 miles or 372 kilometres of tunneling under the desert and more than 21 metres deep to pass under the Suez Canal. But no feat is too great for the superhuman Zionist imperialist conquerers!

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Christianity vs Islam – Who Started This Whole Mess?

April 23, 08

It must be the fault of those Imperialist, Colonialist, Zionist, Racist, Apartheid Crusaders!

They are to blame for beginning this inhumane Christian occupation of rightfully Muslim lands that continues today in the form of the Colonial powers, the U.S. invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan, and the existence of the State of Israel.

That’s what Muslim apologists and hate-ranting imams/national leaders will tell you. And they are obviously totally unbiased and without political motives, so what they say MUST be true and unquestionably factual!

So let’s count the dates up to the Crusades, shall we?

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634 A.D. Muslim invasion of Byzantine Christian EmpireArab Muslims attack, invade and occupy Christian Syria, Armenia, Egypt, North Africa, Asia Minor, Crete and Sicily, and attempt to conquer the Byzantine Christian Empire’s capital Constantinople in Christian Turkey, until 1169 A.D. Many of these remain under Muslim occupation up to this very day.

634 A.D. Muslim invasion of Palestine - Caliphate Muslims attack, invade and occupy Christian Palestine. Jerusalem (which is mentioned 154 times in the Bible but exactly ZERO times in the Quran) falls to the Muslim occupiers in 638 A.D., until retaken by the Christian Crusaders in 1099 A.D.

650 A.D. Muslim invasion of Khazar - Arab Muslims attack, invade but fail to occupy Jewish and Christian Khazar (Ukraine and Russia), until 737 A.D.

652 A.D. Muslim invasion of Southern Italy - Syrian Arab Muslims attack, invade and occupy Christian Sicily and Italy, until 1091 A.D.

700 A.D. Muslim invasion of Nubia - Arab Muslims attack, invade but fail to occupy Christian Nubia, until 1315 when a Muslim king ascends the throne.

711 A.D. Muslim invasion of South-west Europe - Umayyad Muslims attack, invade and occupy Christian Spain, Portugal, Andora and Gibraltar, and try to invade France but are soundly trashed in the Battle of Tours, until 975 A.D.

846 A.D. Muslim Saracen sacking of Rome - Saracen Muslims attack, invade and pillage Rome, the very capital of the Christian church at that time. The unholy, sacrilegeous, disrespectful defilers rob the sacred relics of the Basilica of Saint Peter and Basilica of Saint Paul, but fail to breach the walls of the city. (Kudos to Eric Mudasi for insipiring this addition.)

1064 A.D. Muslim invasion of West Asia - Turkish Muslims attack, invade and occupy Asia Minor and Syria, until 1308. However, later events cause them to remain under Muslim occupation today.

1095 A.D. The First Crusade - First Crusade begins. Campaign is limited to retaking formerly Christian lands. Today, all the territory reclaimed from Muslim occupiers during the Crusades has returned to Muslim occupation – except for Israel, which has been returned to Jewish rule after 2500 years of occupation by various factions, including centuries of Muslim subjugation.

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So according to jihadi apologists, all the suicide bombings, hostage taking, journalist beheading and general terrorism against noncombatants is justified by the Western Christian ‘invasions’ of ‘sovereign Muslim’ lands which began with the ‘illegal Crusades’.

In fact, Rome itself ought to be handed over to the Muslim World Caliphate as recompense for all that Christian Roman Empire-started conflict.

Even though 461 years of unprovoked, unjustified Muslim aggression preceded the Crusades.

And even though 50% of all the Christians in the world at the time of the 7th-century were wiped out in the next three centuries by the Muslim jihadists…:

- The church’s heartland at that time was the Middle East and Northern Africa (now almost completely dominated by Islam)
- 3200 churches were wiped out in North Africa
- 10,000 church buildings were destroyed in the century preceding the First Crusade

And even though the Crusades as a religious war were inspired by and copied the four centuries of Islamic jihad.

Because obviously, the Americano-Zionists used their demonic time-travel spells and godless capitalist technology to warp space-time and make the 1095 A.D. First Crusade happen before Islam was even founded.

Yes, it is obviously all the Western Christian Imperialists Crusaders’ fault. At the behest of their Elders of Zionism masters.

Full list of ‘Western Christian acts of first-aggression’ at this Wikipedia.

Quick background on the First Crusade’s starting here.

In-depth look at the destruction of Constantinople, with video:

On a tip from wits0, Four Myths about the Crusades which are: The crusades represented an unprovoked attack by Western Christians on the Muslim world; Western Christians went on crusade because their greed led them to plunder Muslims in order to get rich; Crusaders were a cynical lot who did not really believe their own religious propaganda; rather, they had ulterior, materialistic motives; The crusades taught Muslims to hate and attack Christians.

Similar summary as mine, with elaborations (tipped by ZT).

On a tip from hutch:

The Mythistory of the Crusades

by Ibn Warraq

The Crusades were a response to the desecration of the Christian shrines in the Holy Land, the destruction of churches, and the general persecution of Christians in the Near East. A Crusade to be considered legitimate had to fulfill strict criteria; one did not enter into it lightly for self aggrandizement. There had to be a legally sound reason. It was, in other words, waged for purposes of repelling violence or injury and the imposition of justice on wrongdoers. A Crusade was never a war of conversion, rather a rightful attempt to recover Christian territory which had been injuriously seized in the past. Only a recognized authority could formally declare a Crusade, and it had to be waged justly.

…the Crusades were a reaction against over three hundred years of jihad when the Eastern Christians were persecuted, and hundreds of churches destroyed… the conver­sion of the magnificent Byzantine Hagia Sophia into a mosque, (though admittedly this took place after the Fall of Constantinople in 1453—it was a mosque from 29 May 1453 until 1931…

I can only adumbrate the situation in the Holy Land a hundred years before Pope Urban II’s call in 1095 for a crusade to liberate Palestine. The cruelties of Caliph al-Hakim have been recorded by Christian and Muslim historians. In 1003, al-Hakim began the persecution of Jews and Christians in earnest. Historian Ibn al-Dawadari tells us that the first move in a series of acts was the destruc­tion of the church of St. Mark. Al-Musabbihi, a contemporary, recounts that the Christians built this church without a permit—the building of new churches was not permitted. The Al-Rashida mosque was built in its place, eventually extending over, and desecrating Jewish and Christian cemeteries; surely an act of vandalism. The height of al-Hakim’s cruelties was the destruction of the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, also known as the Church of the Resurrection, possibly the most revered shrine in Christendom, since it is considered by Christians as Golgotha, (the Hill of Calvary), where the New Testament says that Jesus was crucified, and even the place where Jesus was buried, and hence, of course, the site of the Resurrection. He ordered dismantled “the Church of the Resurrection to its very foundations, apart from what could not be destroyed or pulled up, and they also destroyed the Golgotha and the Church of St. Constantine and all that they contained, as well as all the sacred grave-stones. They even tried to dig up the graves and wipe out all traces of their existence. Indeed they broke up and uprooted most of them. They also laid waste to a con­vent in the neighbourhood….The authorities took all the other property belonging to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre and its pious foundations, and all its furnishings and treasures.”6 According to Muslim sources the destruction began in September, 1007 C.E. “Most of the Muslim sources view the destruction as a reaction to its magnificence and the fact that it was a world centre for Christian pilgrims, among them many Christians from Egypt; to the splendid processions that were held in the streets of Jerusalem, and to the ‘Paschal fire’….”7

Many believe that modern Muslims have inherited from their me­dieval ancestors memories of crusader violence and destruction. But nothing could be further from the truth.18 By the four­teenth century, in the Islamic world the Crusades had almost passed out of mind. Muslims had lost interest, and, in any case, they “looked back on the Crusades with indifference and complacency. In their eyes they had been the outright winners. They had driven the crusaders from the lands they had settled in the Levant and had been triumphant in the Balkans, occupying far more territory in Europe than the Western settlers had ever held in Syria and Palestine.”

Again from hutch:

Surreal and Suicidal: Modern Western Histories of Islam

A mere decade after the birth of Islam in the 7th century, the jihad burst out of Arabia. Leaving aside all the thousands of miles of ancient lands and civilizations that were permanently conquered, today casually called the “Islamic world” — including Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya, Egypt, Syria, Iraq, Iran, and parts of India and China — much of Europe was also, at one time or another, conquered by the sword of Islam.

Among other nations and territories that were attacked and/or came under Muslim domination are (to give them their modern names in no particular order): Portugal, Spain, France, Italy, Sicily, Switzerland, Austria, Hungary, Greece, Russia, Poland, Bulgaria, Ukraine, Lithuania, Romania, Albania, Serbia, Armenia, Georgia, Crete, Cyprus, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Macedonia, Belarus, Malta, Sardinia, Moldova, Slovakia, and Montenegro.

In 846 Rome was sacked and the Vatican defiled by Muslim Arab raiders; some 700 years later, in 1453, Christendom’s other great basilica, Constantinople’s Holy Wisdom (or Hagia Sophia) was conquered by Muslim Turks, permanently.

The few European regions that escaped direct Islamic occupation due to their northwest remoteness include Great Britain, Scandinavia, and Germany. That, of course, does not mean that they were not attacked by Islam. Indeed, in the furthest northwest of Europe, in Iceland, Christians used to pray that God save them from the “terror of the Turk.” These fears were not unfounded since as late as 1627 Muslim corsairs raided the Christian island, seizing four hundred captives and selling them in the slave markets of Algiers.

Nor did America escape. A few years after the formation of the United States, in 1800, American trading ships in the Mediterranean were plundered and their sailors enslaved by Muslim corsairs. The ambassador of Tripoli explained to Thomas Jefferson that it was a Muslim’s “right and duty to make war upon them [non-Muslims] wherever they could be found, and to enslave as many as they could take as prisoners.”

In short, for roughly one millennium — punctuated by a Crusader-rebuttal that the modern West is obsessed with demonizing — Islam daily posed an existential threat to Christian Europe and by extension Western civilization.

Were the Dark Ages truly benighted because of the “suffocating” forces of Christianity? Or were these dark ages — which “coincidentally” occurred during the same centuries when jihad was constantly harrying Europe — a product of another suffocating religion? Was the Spanish Inquisition a reflection of Christian barbarism or was it a reflection of Christian desperation vis-à-vis the hundreds of thousands of Muslims who, while claiming to have converted to Christianity, were practicing taqiyya and living as moles trying to subvert the Christian nation back to Islam?

See also God’s Battalions: The Case for the Crusades.

Don’t Fark With the Jews! – A Brief History of How Israel Kicks Butt

April 18, 08

That old Pesach story. The angels are rejoicing because the Egyptians have just drowned in the Red Sea.

And God said to the angels, “Why are you rejoicing? I just killed a multitude of my children.”

The angels respond to God. They say, “God, we are celebrating because when the people hear what happened to The Egyptians, they’ll understand your point.”

“Which was?”

“Don’t f*ck with the Jews.”

- Quote from the film Munich

The State of Israel is living testimony of the resilience, skill and stubborn refusal to die of the Jewish people. Israel’s armed forces regularly kick the collective, teamed-up butts of far greater enemy forces. (And this is not even counting the awesome wins of the Jews that are recorded in the Bible!)

Now, you might object that Israel is a war-mongering, apartheid, Nazi, racist, imperlialist, Zionist oppressor state that bullies and murders defenceless Palestinians and Lebanese.

But this post is not about whether or not Israel is justified in making innocent terrorist murderers cry at night. This post is about how Israel kicks butt.

So come and take a brief tour of how pwned Israel’s self-designated enemies are…

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1948 Israel’s War of Independence (or in Arabic: al Nakba, i.e. the Catastrophe)

In 1948, the U.N. agrees to give Israel and Palestine their own states. Seven Arab nations and a specially-formed anti-Israel force responded by immediately declaring war on and attacking Israel.

Despite a lacking air force, no tanks and a hastily organized, equipped and trained army, Israel’s 29,677 non-professional soldiers completely kicked the butts of 54,000 well-equipped enemy troops, armour and planes. Including in the air against superior Spitfires.

The result was a doubling of Israel’s territory under the rules of ‘whoever wins the war gets the land’. The aftermath that lasts till today is the Arabs whining about Israel’s ‘aggression’ and ‘occupation’ of those lands.

But we all know what those might-makes-right mobbers are really sore about is being such weak loser pussycats to the supposed-to-be-cursed-by-Allah Jews.

Tipped by hutchrun:

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1966 Mossad steals a Soviet MiG from under Iraq’s nose

The omniscient Mossad arranged things so well all the way over in Iraq, that Iraqi fighter pilot and his entire family were safely smuggled to safety in Israel – along with the Soviet-made MiG plane with all its extremely valuable, juicy Cold War tech.

The understanding of the MiG’s capabilities would come into excellent use during the Six Day War, where the Israeli Air Force shot down six Syrian MiG’s with no Israeli plane losses.

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1967 Six Day War (or in Arabic: al Naksah, i.e. the Setback)

Egypt, itching for revenge, kicks the U.N. peacekeeping force off the Egypt-Israel border, amasses 1,000 tanks and 1,000,000 soldiers there, and closes the Straits of Tiran to Israeli shipping. Meanwhile, Syria is shelling Israel from the Golan heights. See here for more, including on the aforementioned six MiGs downed.

Egypt invites Syria, Jordan, Lebanon and Iraq to join in the soon-to-be pushing of the Jews into the sea, when Israel lays the smackdown on Egypt – beginning by launching an aerial assault that decimates almost 100% of Egypt’s air force, followed by Syria’s.

Israel’s 264,000 ground troops (of which only 50,000 were full time soldiers) and 800 tanks didn’t slack either, joining the 300 planes in trouncing 547,000 Arab troops along with their 2504 tanks and 957 planes.

The result was Israel finally regaining access to their Holy City of Jerusalem (which is mentioned by its specific name 154 times in the Bible but exactly ZERO times in the Quran), as well as the Gaza Strip, Sinai and West Bank.

It was also in this war that future Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon would make his mark as a military leader, routing and flanking the far larger Egyptian armoured divisions.

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1973 Yom Kippur War (aka Ramadan War)

The sneaky and religiously disrespectful Egyptians launch a sneak attack on Israel right on the Jewish holy day of Yom Kippur. Proving their religious hypocrisy, the date of the attack also falls during Ramadan, the Muslim month of holy fasting, prayer and abstaining from sins.

While the Arabs took this war to be a restoration of their multiply-trounced honour, with Egypt’s Anwar Sadat even signing a peace treaty with Israel (an act that would get him assassinated by Egyptians), the reality is as follows:

Israel’s unprepared (i.e. on holiday for Yom Kippur) 415,000 troops, 1500 tanks, 3000 armored carriers, 945 artillery units, 561 planes and 84 helicopters pushed back Egypt, Syria and Iraq’s 1,010,000 troops, 4500 tanks, 3800 armored carriers, 1920 artillery units, 1113 planes and 197 helicopters.

Israel lost 2996 men, 400 tanks and 102 planes. The Arab forces lost at the very least 8528 men, 2250 tanks and 432 planes. And Egypt calls that a victorious vindication?!!

In the air, the Ofira Air Battle saw 20 Egyptian Air Force MiG-17s and their 8 MiG-21 escorts conduct a surprise raid and encounter just 2 (TWO!!!) Israeli Phantoms… Who proceeded to shoot down 7 of them for no losses!

And 3 weeks before the Yom Kippur War, Israel had 12 Phantoms attacked by 16 Syrian MiG 21s who opened fire first – Israel lost 1, Syria lost 9. Syria then sent another 4, which were all shot down. All in all 1 for 13.

Despite Israel’s slowness to respond to the aggression, it lost no territory at all and instead managed to trap Egypt’s Third Army group just before the U.N. ceasefire took effect!

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1972 Operation Wrath of God and 1973 Operation Spring of Youth

These two operations were a response to the cowardly 1972 Munich massacre, where eleven Israeli athletes and coaches and one German policeman were murdered by the Yasser Arafat-linked group Black September (in no small part due to the bungling of the German rescue squad), as dramatized in the Steven Spielberg film Munich.

Wrath of God saw Israeli Mossad agents track down across the world and terminate at least 9 of those responsible for plotting and carrying out the Munich massacre.

Spring of Youth saw the same Mossad team and IDF special forces sneak into Lebanon and kill three heavily guarded culprits, with some unfortunate non-affiliated casualties. Ehud Barak took part in the raid disguised as a brunette woman lol!

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1976 Operation Entebbe

Air France flight 139 coming from Athens, Greece was hijacked by two Palestinians affiliated with the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PLFP) and two Germans from German ‘Revolutionary Cells’ (RZ).

It was flown to Entebbe, Uganda, where they were joined by three additional terrorists and were supported by the army forces of Uganda’s pro-Palestinian President, Idi Amin. They demanded the release of 40 Palestinians held in Israel and 13 other detainees elsewhere, or they would start killing the hostages of various nationalities.

Negotiations went on for a week, until suddenly Israeli forces burst into the airport terminal with total surprise and killed all seven hijackers, as well as 45 Ugandan soldiers when the latter opened fire while the hostages were being evacuated.

The rescue and smite-the-unrighteous-foo’s operation went so smoothly in part because of the training the elite Israeli commandos underwent at a highly accurate mock-up of the airport terminal. It turns out that the Jew-haters in Uganda had relied on an Israeli construction firm to build their airport!

The clear message sent: If the crocodile comes looking for appeasement, we’ll feed him a live hand grenade.

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1981 Operation Opera

Iraq had been building a nuclear reactor at Osirak which could potentially be used to produce nuclear weapons, or at least radioactive dirty bombs.

Combined with Saddam Hussein’s megalomania (remember, this guy conducted mass killings using poison gas and subscribed to ‘push the Jews into the sea’), this was officially Not A Good Thing.

After exhausting the diplomatic niceties option, Israel launched a surprise air raid and smashed the nuclear reactor, secretly flying 3200 km both ways over Jordanian and Saudi territory.

OsirakMap

No one bothered to thank the Israelis for their preemptive anti-nukes foresight when Saddam later invaded Kuwait to start the Gulf War.

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1982 Bekaa Valley Turkey Shoot

The Bekaa Valley air battle saw the Israel Air Force destroy 19 Syrian Surface-to-Air Missile (SAM) batteries and 116 Syrian fighter planes… For NO LOSSES.

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2007 Operation Orchard

In a similar move, Israeli air forces penetrated Syria’s considerable and state of the art air detection and defense systems to strike a target in Syrian territory.

Circumstantial evidence such as the Syrians’ quick clean up of the entire site, the complex’s similarities with North Korean nuclear reactor design, and nuclear techonology dealings between Syria and North Korea speaks volumes about what was actually housed at that site.

A recent report in April 2008 reveals that the reactor was nearing completion when the IAF blew it to smithereens.

SyrianOpOrchardSite

Sattelite imagery of site’s clean-up from New York Times

And how does Syria explain away the traces of uranium the UN Inspectors found at the site? Blame the Jews.

Syria’s foreign minister suggested on Wednesday that Israel Air Force bombs may have been the source of uranium traces diplomats from the United Nations nuclear agency said were found a suspected nuclear site in Syria.

This article purportedly explains how Israel found out about the reactor and even assassinated the top official responsible deep within Syria itself.

That’s twice the Zionists have cut short the nuclear ambitions of nations sworn to Israel’s destruction. Anyone wanna bet Iran (with air defences considered far inferior to Syria’s) won’t suffer the same treatment if it keeps up with its Islamic Bomb to Wipe Israel Off the Map program?

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Assassinations that put a stop to enemy weapon programs

Including Egypt’s rockets and Iraq’s supergun, and parhaps Iran’s nukes.

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CONCLUSION

When the Zionists are this omnipotent, no wonder the world’s enemies of the Jews believe them capable of the following:

So remember that time-honoured, very important lesson…

Don’t. Ever. F*ck with. The Jews.

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The result from that? Tipped by hutchrun, on Israel’s 63rd anniversary:

Israel has the highest average living standards in the Middle East. The per capita income in 2000 was over $17,500, exceeding that of the UK.
Israel’s $100 billion economy is larger than all of its immediate neighbors combined.
Israel has the third highest rate of entrepreneurship – and the highest rate among women and among people over 55 – in the world.

Israel accomplishments under 63 years of attack and duress.

Israel inventions under 63 years of attack and duress.

Evil Israeli MONSTERS Use MONSTER Sized Bulldozers

January 28, 08

Teh Israelis are sooooo evuuuuul!

They even buy super-giant sized armored war bulldozers to crush teh poor, innocent Palestinians who refuse to surrender their rightful homes to teh evuuuuul Zionist imperialist conquerers!!

MONSTERIsraeliBulldozer1

Aaaaah! It’s the Zionist Metal Monstar! It has crushed Rachel ‘Intifada’ Corrie, now it wants to crush firewoods gatherars!

     MONSTERIsraeliBulldozer2

GojiraDozer

JewzillaDozer

And if teh joooooooos get really mad, it will transform into an even biggar Deceptahcon death robot of mass destructshens!!!

(The claims about the Komatsu_D575 being the real largest bulldozer found on so-called factual websites and Wikipedia are obviously written by pro-Zionist, half-Jewish blooded liars.)

Meanwhile, the Zionofascist siege on Gaza is getting so evuuuuul, that they even ban sunlight from being used by teh poor Hamas rocket-launching terrorists Palestinian innocent peeples who have no food (i.e. the HALF A TON of flour per person, daily that they apparently need):

     GazaSunlightBan

                 I can has open curtains instead of using candles?

More proofs of teh evuuuuul Jewish plots to kill all good peeples such as good littul Pallies and their super honest liberal media frens:

Proof That Iran Loves Jews! As Far as Lie-Beral Media Stealing Pics From The People’s Cube Counts

Israeli Defense Force Elite Female Stripper Death Squads

If All Mothers Were Like This

Suicide Bomber Sing Along Karaoke For Kids

Hi Kids! Let’s Learn Holy War With Farfur the Mouse!

Continue to Learn Holy War With Nahoul the Bee

Nahoul the Terror Bee Teaches Animal, Uh… Kindness

Malaysiakini: Are US News Agencies Biased Against Palestine?

Mainstream Media Dishonesty – 101 Liberal Media Lies

All Your Fakes Are Belong to Us

Flat Fatima will Make Your News Stories Become The Truth!


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