Socialist Welfare Unbelievable Jerk of the Year

What was I saying about how socialism doesn’t work because people are naturally lazy, selfish and greedy?

Via Moonbattery and original article at News of the World, this has got to be the the poster child for why socialism and welfare states must be avoided like the HIV-Ebola-Cancer-Plague that they are.

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This is Mohammed Salim. He used to be a teacher earning £27,000 a year (£2250 a month) for his hard work and meaningful contribution to society.

Since he has quit his job, he’s been receiving £29,096 a year in benefits (£2424.67 a month)… For doing absolutely nothing except loafing around at home.

He gets £19,000 a year Jobseeker’s Allowance, £6,600 Child Benefit, £2,496 free school meals and £1,000 Council Tax Relief.

For doing what again? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the British public is working hard and paying taxes so that Mohammed ‘Lazy Bum’ Salim can have a five-bedroom house, a minibus, two TVs, a computer, and a garden full of toys.

He has ELEVEN children and is expecting a TWELFTH. He refuses to use condoms as: “It was awful. Never again, it’s nothing like the real thing.” Never mind that there are other contraceptives such as the permanent vasectomy… But who can fault Mohammed ‘Base Instincts’ Salim’s cunning and guile?

Even now, the Dhimmitude Government of Britainistan is giving multiple benefits for multiple wives. So why not have another three wives and thirty-six kids? It’s not like you actually have to feed and clothe them, that’s the Government’s job.

Mohammed ‘Nothing Better To Do With My Endlessly Free Time’ Salim once stood as a candidate in the Rochdale constituency in the 2005 General Election, using an anti-war message. But he only got 361 votes — less then one per cent of the total cast.

Justifying his totally sucky achievements, he says: “It goes to show that we are not living in a democracy, because a democracy is supposed to reflect the opinions and the interests of the majority. The so-called democratic process has let down the Rochdale people, just as it let down the people of the entire country when the Blair government went to war in Iraq.”

It is then you realize how amazingly self-deluded Mohammed ‘I Deserve To Be King’ Salim really is. In his twisted world of unreality, because the majority of Rochdale voted to kick him out, therefore Rochdale is not a democracy where the majority chooses who to kick out.

Democracy in his warped definition means that the majority vote is accepted, unless it doesn’t match his own views, whereupon democracy has been evilly thwarted.

Oh nooooo, it couldn’t possibly be that no one else in Neighbourhood Level Rochdale agreed with Mohammed ‘Emo Whiner’ Salim’s own nuanced opinions and interests, particularly on the Top Government Level issue of Iraq. Bush and the Zionists must have rigged the system so that Rochdale’s bountiful anti-Iraq War votes were destroyed in the BushZionist-planned 9/11 incident.

Now he spends his time running his political party, Islam Zinda Badd, whose name means ‘Long Live Islam’. A party which exists to attack the same British government that gives his family their food, clothes and house for free.

Mohammed ‘Ungrateful SOB’ Salim explains: “Islam teaches sharing of wealth. The people who put money in might complain, but the people who can earn need to look after those who can’t.”

But we have to ask Mohammed ‘Not Handicapped Yet Refusing To Earn His Own Money’ Salim: Where does the money come from when everyone is as lazy, useless and deluded as yourself?

If North Korea’s socialist utopia is anything to go by, the money and basic necessities like food will come from capitalist neighbours who have not yet succumbed to socialist suicide.

And to finish, Mohammed ‘Who Cares How Reality Works’ Salim says: “The only people I object to are people who abuse the system.”

As the News of the World says: We know just what you mean, Mohammed.

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PS. If you come from the same place I do…

Does Mohammed ‘Bloodsucking Parasite’ Salim’s example of having endless children who will bring in more free money, living an easy life on taxpayer’s sweat and tears, and disdaining the very people who make his undeserved life of lazy luxury possible… Seem eerily familiar to you?

Tags: communism, freeloader, socialism, welfare state