President Donald Trump Facts

February 24, 17

In the same vein as Chuck Norris Facts, 1 Malaysia Facts, Rick Perry Facts, Barack Obama facts and the hilariousest Dick Cheney Facts

From AoSHQ here are my picks of the best Donald Trump Facts:

His apartment in Manhattan is decorated in solid platinum but he had it coated in gold to appear humble.

On November 9th he sent a cheap plastic button to Russia that said, ‘Thanks Bitch.’ In English.

He doesn’t give a rat’s *ss which bathroom Lindsey Graham uses.

He whispered to Meghan McCain that he was going to grab her by the pussy, then shook her father’s hand.

He organized a photo shoot with a bald eagle just so it could know what it was like to be so close to a symbol of pure freedom.

When emotional, Donald Trump has been known to shed tears in the shape of tiny diamond encrusted bald eagles.

Trump did hire Russian prostitutes. Strictly to practice dealing with Democrats.

Trump was going to combine the USFL with the Miss Universe Pageant and call it America, F*ck Yeah.

Trumps pussy grabbing once got so outta hand a tiger in Tasmania went extinct.
Also the reason you no longer see a real lion on the MGM logo.

Old NYC joke about Trump:
Donald is in the lobby of Trump Tower, getting into the elevator, when a hot Hungarian blond jumps in with him.
Door closes and they’re alone. The blond says: I’m going to give you the greatest blow job ever.
Trump thinks for a beat and replies: OK, what’s in it for me?

Trump put in an offer to change the Hollywood sign to TRUMP. Would only charge the city half of his going price.

Superman wears Donald Trump underwear.

General Mattis’s rug peed itself when PTD visited.

Trump always bowls a perfect 300 score. One look from him and the pins all fall down.

Donald Trump once told an Aristocrats joke that made Bob Saget cry.

George Patton (believer in reincarnation) dies in 1945. Donald Trump is born in 1946.
Coincidence? I think not!

Donald Trump plays Monopoly with real properties.

The consistency of Trump’s hair is a state secret.

Three-letter-network journalists have all requested asbestos long underwear.

President Trump’s animatronic figure at Disney World’s Hall of Presidents will fire laser beams from its eyes at any audience member that boos when Trump’s name is announced.

Every President’s Day, it will rip the sax out of animatronic Clinton’s hands & shove it up obama’s animatronic coal chute.

In the presence of Trump, all snowflakes become the same.

Trump built the Wall in Westeros and got the Wildings to pay for it.

Trump is actually two of the Four Horsemen.

Trump called Angela Merkel low energy, and Germany suffered a brownout.

Trump parted his hands and the Red Sea said “How high, Sir?”

Ballistic missiles will return to their silos at Trump’s command.

Trump has no desire to be carved onto Mt Rushmore but would agree to rebrand it as Mt Trump.

Donald Trump once mentiioned to his golfing buddies that he could make his d*ck 12 inches long.
When his buddies asked him how he could reach the 12 inch length, DJT answered, immodestly, ‘I just fold it in half’…..

Danger took Donald Trump’s middle name.

Donald Trump will bring the NFL to heel by insisting that all 32 teams immediately adopt the name “Redskins”.

John Galt wonders “who is Donald Trump?”.

Trump was born to a drunk absentee father and a mother so virulently communist that she left his Indonesian stepfather when he was promoted to a stable and profitable job. Then his mother died, and he lived with his grandparents and was tutored by a communist buddy while doing f*ck-all in school, skated through college, and got shuffled up from do-nothing cake job in Chicago to the US Senate and then the presidency.
Wait, I may be thinking of someone else.

Trump can eat only one Lay’s potato chip.

When Donald Trump declares “the guys get shirts”, a million sheep disappear.

Trumps drill works even better in reverse.

To summon extra strength while arm-wrestling, Donald Trump has been know to turn his toupee backwards.

Donald Trump has a one man Supertramp tribute band called Supertrump. After a stirring rendition of “The Logical Song” over the phone, Gorbachev started glasnost.

The White House Press Corps wear Depends to his pressers to hide the embarrassment of their bodily response when he speaks to them.

Trump believes it’s not butter.

The colossus of Rhodes. Yep, it’s Trump.

Trump squeezed the Charmin (twice)

Donald Trump has had sharks with laser beams mounted in their heads since he was twelve years old.

In the remake of Revenant, Trumps screws the bear

Trump gets royalty payments every time the phrases alt-right and alt-left are used in social media.

Trump made the unions build him a wall around Mara Lago, and they paid him for the experience.

After watching Trump’s press conference, Wade Wilson took the MSM in his Deadpool

Donald Trump visited the Virgin Islands a couple of years ago.
Now they’re just known as “The Islands”.
Richard Branson won’t let him fly on Virgin Airlines.

Trump was the inspiration for the Death Star, even though his exhaust port is bigger than two meters.

And the one that blows Democrats away:
President Trump can speak without using the word “Umm”.

Trump pulled on Superman’s cape, and Trump messed around with Jim.

When Trump crosses path with a bear, the bear plays dead.

Donald Trump thinks Red Dawn is the best documentary ever.

MSM hasn’t figured it out yet, but Trump has grabbed them by the pussy, and he’s not letting go.

Trump poked the bear, and the bear said “Sorry.”

When Trump moves the Overton Window, he gets a 40% discount

Donald Trump is about to force the Mexican government to buy the Great Wall of China, then disassemble it using deported illegal aliens from this country, transport it to our border with Mexico and rebuild it there.

Donald Trump sees nothing but dead people in the WH Press Room.

Donald Trump is Darth Vader’s father

Trump watched “Old Yeller” and didn’t cry.

Trump thinks Galactus is a pussy.

At the start of each news conference Trump demands the press chant, “Those of us who are about to die salute you.”

Donald Trump’s first order as Commander in Chief was the torpedoing of Olbermann’s duck.

Well, nanotechnology is getting pretty amazing these days.

I first read that as “Olbermann’s d*ck” and wondered if we have technology that precise

PDT’s name is a killing word.

If Trump had built it, Pink wouldn’t have been able to tear down the Wall

If you review the original documents, FDR said:
“We have nothing to fear but fear itself”
“And that f*cking Trump guy”

When Trump drops his jellied toast, it lands jelly side up

After January 20, the White House became
Donald J. Trump
The White House

When Ah-ha sang “take on me” Trump already had

Trump and Cheney had a bet to see who could hurl a large rock further into space.
Some scientists call the result of this bet THE F*CKING MOON.

Trump’s hair is a known cure for lycanthropy.

PDT and Dick Cheney shook hands and the space time continuum was never the same again

Donald Trump is going to bankrupt that putz Zuckerberg by launching InYourFacebook.

PDT had a cameo on Red Dawn. Patrick Swayze didn’t come out of his trailer for three days.

The Black-Eyed Peas will gain relevance again with their new single, “My Trump.”

Trump was going to fight the Law, but the Law forfeited and Trump won by default.

Voldemort is afraid to speak Trump’s name

Trump got the Ad Council to run commercials about shutting down the Ad Council.

When Trump is on board – you don’t need a bigger boat

Explanation for Bermuda Triangle: Trump needs boats

Soylent Green is made of Trump’s enemies, and he approves.

When an establishment hangs a sign that reads “Trump Slept Here,” birth rates increase 20%.

Trump has signed an executive order repealing SMOD.

Trump cheated death.
Death was actually ok with it.

Trump suspended entropy.

It was Trump who decreed that the words DON’T PANIC appear on the cover of “Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.”

On meeting PDT, John Wick said, “F*ck it, I’m out”

The most interesting Man in the World, says Trump is more interesting…

The inuit have 50 words for snow, and 100 words for Trump.

Donald Trump carves custom shelving from Redwood trees utilizing his little hands and an Russian oyster knife.

In two billion years, our sun will burn out. Then Trump will work in the dark

Donald Trump has had all of Obama’s skittle-shi*tting unicorns hunted down, killed, dressed out, butchered and frozen. They’ll be served at all WH State Dinners.

President Trump’s new limo?
Optimus Prime in disguise.

Millions died fighting in wars over the doctrine of Trumpocentrism – does Trump orbit the sun, or does the sun orbit Trump? To this day science is only on the fringes of this fascinating question.

Exactly who do you think the Blondie song “call me” was about. Friggin desperate plea

Sequoia seeds dream of growing up to be Trump’s schlong

Trump called Kim Jong-Un and *sshole and his brother died.

Once lightning struck Donald Trump, lightning knew it was his bitch.

And he chugs the Water of Life because he likes the taste.

He bought the manufacturing and labeling rights. Now it’s the Water of Trump

Donald Trump painted the Mona Lisa – he describes doing so in Art of the Deal.

On the painting’s mistaken attribution, he writes “Lyin Leo couldn’t even paint by numbers. Had to write his diary using a mirror because he had no friends. Sad!”

When Trump’s yacht requests that a light house yield right-of-way, it does.

Trump defeated an entire division of North Koreans armed with a rock and a scowl. He never used the rock.

Babe the Blue Ox left Paul Bunyan for Trump.

Donald Trump heard about the earthquake that just wiped out 1 million in Mexico City!
He’s sending 5 million replacements.

Trump refused the Godfather’s offer. Then slapped him with his d*ck.

Putin’s mistresses lie back and pretend it’s Trump.

That Global Warming thing we used to have? Yeah, it was disturbing Donald’s orchids.

Trump made the Kessel Run in 6 parsecs!

George Washington stuck his hand from the grave just to give Trump a thumbs-up

Chtulhu fondly refers to his friend Donald J. Trump as “That old bastard that doesn’t like to give reach-arounds”

Trump beat up Clark Kent for his lunch money every damn day.

Donald Trump is goingvto buy up all copies of Stars Wars Episodes I, II and III and make George Lucas eat every one of them.

In his second term, Trump will make the universe stop expanding. Or maybe Michael Moore, nearly the same thing.

Star Wars lore says there is ALWAYS a Sith Master, and an Apprentice…
Trump used a TV show to try to find an Apprentice…
Coincidence? I think not..

Trump did not even bother to dodge sniper fire in Bosnia.

Trump carries a Galaxy Note 7 in his front pocket

PDT visited the Lincoln Memorial. Abe got up and said “Sir, please, have a seat.”

For every five nuts squirrels find, they have to give Donald Trump one, just because he doesn’t want those furry bastards to get complacent.

Trump wins the Amarillo Big Texan Steak Ranch’s 72 oz Challenge everyday for lunch

Trump bowled a 301 game.

Trump has exactly enough cowbell

PDT plays Wack a Mole with Thor’s hammer.

When Donald Trump was a youngster, he once slapped his b*lls against a credenza in his father’s home and 770 sq. miles of forest were laid to waste in Siberia along the Tunguska River.

Operation Overlord was named after Trump

Trump has a time machine.
How else did he know yesterday about the night before riots that didn’t happen until the night after he made the remark.
He meant to say, “The riots that happen tomorrow night.”

Trump always feels lucky, punk

When the SMOD came to kill the dinosuars, it saw Trump and said “I’ll come back another time if that’s ok with Mr. Trump”

Trump’s rules of engagement: Just win, baby!

There’s a lady who’s sure
all that glitters is gold
and she can’t buy a stairway to heaven
because trump already made a deal for it

The First rule of Trump Club… is he CAN talk about it

Viagra, Cialis, and Trojan have all tried to license the Trump name.

Donald Trump is the sole human being allowed back into Eden, and that’s because he’s management.

Trump gave a little Burmese girl a ruby the size of a tangerine.

That time they waterboarded Trump,
he just couldn’t stop giggling. And his hair was Perfect

It’s rumored that the Secret Service name for Trump is ‘Dreadnaught’.

The Reaper fears Trump.

Georgia Lass, on ‘Dead Like Me’, once tried to reap Trump’s soul, and he wouldn’t let her have it; said ‘too much work to do. I am not leaving until America is Great Again.’

When Trump swims in the Amazon River, the Candiru go find some Piranha to annoy.

When Trumps grandson was born the Mohel said “oy, I am going to need a laser for that one”

Donald Trump is the irresistible force and the immovable object.

Trump is also a rare Dungeons and Dragons character, but you need a 69-sided die to move him.

Donald Trump can make F-35 fly!

Vermintide Moments

December 15, 16

In the vein of Overwatch Moments, Dota 2 Fun Recollections, Civilization 5 Best Stories, Share Your Skyrim Best Moments, Funny, Cool and Other Left 4 Dead 2 Stories, Plants vs Zombies Survival: Endless – Scott’s Setup, The Most Embarassing Ways to Die in Alien Swarm, and Gratuitous Space Battles Quick Tips.


…And a Gutter Runner Pounced Me Out of Nowhere

Playing as Sienna with a Beam Staff, I heard the marching sounds of a Stormvermin Patrok on the other side of the door leading the the open square on The Horn of Magnus. They were far away enough and would be channeled thru the narrow passage, so I decided to light ’em up and let the burn whittle them down while they had to close the gap to us… And a Gutter Runner pounced me out of nowhere that very instant, taking me out of the fight and letting it stab me for ages while my allies were busy.

Another instance on The Horn of Magnus, just coming out onto the rooftops… We heard the HeeYah! sounds and with no place to skirt around them, we prepared for the Stormvermin arrival. I readied my Bardin’s Drakefire Pistols and my ally started the fight… And a Gutter Runner pounced me out of nowhere that very instant, taking me out of the fight and letting it stab me for ages while my allies were busy.


Not-Friends Fire

Knocked down by a Ratling Gunner in Chaff & Wheat, things were made worse by a Stormvermin Patrol beating on my prone form. However the Ratling shots were damaging them more than me due to the angle! At least until my allies killed it before taking on the Stormwemin.

Overwatch Moments

August 9, 16

In the vein of earlier posts Dota 2 Fun Recollections, Civilization 5 Best Stories, Share Your Skyrim Best Moments, Funny, Cool and Other Left 4 Dead 2 Stories, Plants vs Zombies Survival: Endless – Scott’s Setup, The Most Embarassing Ways to Die in Alien Swarm, and Gratuitous Space Battles Quick Tips.

By the way, I finally committed to getting Overwatch (and the new PC setup necessary to run it – heck, even to download it thru which forbids any system with less than 4gb memory from starting the download!) after a massive losing streak in Dota2. Wasting 10-20 minutes due to dumb team in Overwatch > wasting 40-60 minutes in Dota2.


Eastern Wombo Combo

As Mei, I landed a clutch Blizzard which froze 3 enemies… Followed by our D’Va dropping her ult on them for the kills!

When she got the Play of the Game, I mentioned it was possible thanks to me lol.


Nerf This! / Okay!

An enemy D’Va launched her mech right at us in an open street with Self Destruct activated.

Luckily, my Mei Ice Wall was ready to go, and I blocked the full launch and blast!


I Thought I Heard Something

I had just died on Ilios when I heard the cry of an ally falling into the death well.

Little did I know, for the Play of the Game, the enemy Lucio managed to jump out of a highground and rightclick push THREE of my allies into the well!


Lijiang Spammer

On Lijiang Tower one of the King of the Hill capture points is a room partitioned off by pits.

Junkrat (my preferred pick for any occasion) has a blast of a time in this map, camping on a one-way ledge and spamming grenades. When enemies skirmish with my allies and try to move around and dodge, inevitably they stumble into the path or blast radius of my saturation bombing!

More than once I can get killstreaks simply by continually firing at the same spot, over and over. In one game, only one single time a Winston tried to disrupt my cheese – he got Concussive Mined to death for his initiative.


Fool Me Once

In a Competitive Numbani round, as attackers I started spamming long range Junkrat grenades from behind the cover of the bus near the starting point. Suddenly I was killed in an instant by a Tracer, who was revealed in the kill replay to have been hiding up on the ledge to the right of the start door and leapt out to attack when we were busy.

The Competitive match came to Sudden Death, and we were attacking again. Once the start doors opened and we headed out to the capture point, this time I turned back and spammed some grenades up onto that ledge – just in case. Wouldn’t you know it, a short while later Tracer really did come jumping down and died to my Steel Trap + Concussive Mine!


Sorry for the Kill Steal, Zarya

On Hollywood as defending, I was perched on a ledge spamming Junkrat grenades (aaaaaaassss usual) perpendicular to several enemies who were trying to come out of the tunnel, when suddenly they got bunched up by our Zarya’s ultimate.

RIPtire time, I think I got 3 – plus one who died to my grenades just before I let ‘er rip!


He Who Hesitates… Kills

Junkrat defending the second point on Hanamura, the enemy was contesting the capture so I let my Tire rip! Just then, the enemy D’Va activated her ult right on the capture point!

I quickly turned the tire to jam it against the wall and keep it from moving. The D’Va explosion went off, my tire was spared, and I quickly sent it to continue its mission and blew up 2 enemies and D’Va’s freshly resummoned mech!


I’ve Got You In My Sights – No 1 Hero Limit

As Defense on Volskaya Industries, I picked Tobjorn and saw that another player on my team did to. We ended up losing the first capture point, so I started preparing at the final point.

After a bit, I noticed that I was hearing “I’ve got you in my sights” quite a lot. Pressing tab, I was amazed to see SIX enemy Soldier76s and FOUR allied Tobjorns (myself included)!

Soon the capture point was littered with Scrap, which was collected and converted to Armour… Which none of us could use cos we were all armoured up, leaving 10+ pieces just laying around the floor. Sodier76’s “I’ve got you in my sights!” was called out every minute.

We won in the end, but not before some of the enemy finally swapped to other heroes like a Pharah who seemed to be the only attempt at flanking instead of going down the middle to die!

I’ve got you in my sights!


20 Seconds GRAND TOTAL to Win

I joined a Quick match Route 66 as Attacker, and when the deep horn blared, I realized it was 20 seconds left on the clock!!!

So I hobbled toward the payload which was almost to the final point, blowing up an enemy on the way. I grenaded and concussive mined another two as it went into Overtime, and shortly after we won!


Ryujin No Ken Whoopsie There

Defending the last point on Temple of Anubis, the enemy Genji sort-of snuck up on us and RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!!!… And immediately stepped onto my Steel Trap, making him totally useless until we blasted him to death.


What A Difference 1 Second Makes

Watching the Play of the Game…

D’Va activated her Self Destruct in the midst of a bunch of enemies… And then the enemy Mercy activated her own Resurrection, bringing her whole team to life in time to be nuked.

Poor Mercy, just a short delay (if she managed to avoid the mech blast) and SHE would have had Play of the Game.


Congratulations, Pharah Played Herself

Playing a Junkrat and dueling an enemy Pharah almost never works out – especially in the open. Forced to do so once in the clear spaces of the rooftops near the first tunnel on Gibraltar offense, the enemy Pharah finally killed me. Then she lands, walks over the Steep Trap I laid during the chaos, and dies. LoL! I did hope she might land on it, and she unexpectedly did – though not directly onto it from the air.

I did manage to grenade a midair Pharah once though, on Volskaya defense from highground as she was stationary in the air using her ult. Direct hit, pow!


The Only Time Jank Ever Changed

On Volskaya defense, somehow we let the attackers capture both points with 4 minutes to spare! When it was our turn to attack, we did manage to even the score- but with just 1 minute left. It was a disaster, the match a gone case.

Continuation round, as usual I went with Junkrat. An ally told me “Jank please healer” and with nothing to lose, I picked Zenyatta – whom I basically never play.

We rushed the points, and somehow I managed to survive by keeping allies between myself and the enemy, just shooting blindly from behind their vision blocking bodies and pressing Shift or E whenever the prompt popped up.

We took both points in the time limit, and when we switched to defense I went back to my usual Junk bomb spam while allies camped the choke. The enemy couldn’t even get more than 1 guy at a time to the capture point for the whole 4 minutes.

Comeback is real!

…And that is how I used my one free change of Blizzard Name to rename myself JankPlsChnge as seen below:



And I didn’t change, and we won.


…Except that one time that ironically led to the name.


Never Bring a Gun to a Tire Fight

Having solo sparred with McCree a few times, on Dorado offense after another skirmish I followed but then lost him in the corridors. So I let it be and headed to the main fight with a ready ult, dropping my usual 2 trap combo on the floor.

Going on around a corner and seeing some action in the main square, I Q’ed… Just as I saw the Enemy Trapped notification. Unable to trigger my Concussion while in RIPTire mode, I made the decision to wheel it back around and down the corridor I had just left… Where McCree was still stuck. BOOM! Worth it lol!


Heads Up… Heads Gone!

Doing my usual Jank spam-the-capture-point on Ilios Ruins, which was going decently. However all my allies quit the point, as the enemy started capturing it at blazing speed!

So I made the call to hop down from my camping spot in the room next to the narrow bridge, but just a moment to slow to prevent the point being lost to the enemy.

Not to worry, because as I suddenly appeared and tossed a Concussion Mine at the bunched up enemy and blew it up midair above their heads, I got an unexpected THREE kills plus the enemy Junk’s Steel Trap!

It wasn’t over yet, as I had to spar with the Zarya who wasn’t in the blast radius or else hadn’t been killed. Jumping like a mad monkey shooting at her feet, a stray bomb hit another survivor and got the fourth kill!

Needless to say I already guessed I’d get play of the game, and sure enough.


Regarding Symmetra’s Dual Select Ultimates:




Way back in 26 Oct 2016.


Better Than a Banana Peel

Enemy Winston had been a nuisance on Lijiang Tower – Market’s capture point, constantly jumping on us with his zap or knocking us about (and me off the edge) with his ultimate, while his allies were usually much faster to dispatch. But we still had the advantage and held the point most of the round.

Finally with 99% captured, the enemy tried one last ditch attempt to take the point over. Winston was the last to come in, activating his Rage… And stepping right on my Steel Trap in the middle of the room. Our Pharah reacted with a standing Rocket Barrage right at him for several seconds for the kill and the win!

Relevant comic by Nerf Now!:



Rocket Charge & Trap

Camping as usual on King’s Row with Junkrat, suddenly an enemy Reaper flew past me and slammed into the wall in front due to my allied Reinhardt’s Charge… And passed over my Steel Trap which triggered and killed Reaper before the wall slam damage did. Made me laugh.


Nett Gain: -70 Coins

So I decided to pay 75 credits to unlock Junkrat’s “Merry Christmas!” voice line before the Winter season ended. And then the very next Loot crate I opened had that very voice line, giving me a paltry refund of 5 credits -_-


First Person Puncher

A Genji snuck thru a side route and confronted my Tobjorn. At low HP, he stood in place and did his deflection hoping I’d shoot and kill myself. I walked up to him and punched him dead in one hit lol.

On Gibraltar Attack, I was prowling the catwalks just after the first point when enemy Pharah channeled her ultimate. Her head was just at my height, so I punched her dead out of her ult!

And again as Tob, enemy Reinhardt put up his shield. So I punched him through it, twice, to kill him.


Ult Kills Ult

Stiking from the little room in Nepal Sanctum, my Junkrat activated RIPTire… And it died moments later. I thought it had simply been blasted down as soon as it exited the door, but then I died and saw the killcam replay – enemy Tracer had put her Pulse Bomb on my Tire accidentally, and the tiny explosion radius only killed it! She had to shoot me manually as I scooted around after the Tire expired.


Main Junkrat

Playing Junkrat on Competitive as usual, we barely survived a Kings Row defence… Not a good show by me, but our Lucio saved us all with his ult when enemy Zarya and Hanzo combined theirs on the payload we were blocking.

The next round, one of my team noticed that I ‘main junkrat’ with only 4 hours only playing competitive, which his buddies found amusing too.

Attacking all the way to metres before the final point, I hid in the corner of the room and bounced bombs out to the payload. Everyone else who came along with me died.

The enemy Reaper noticed me and came for me, but got exploded. I then ulted, with the Tire killing both the enemy Rein and Road, then I got on the payload and moments later, pushed it the last step to victory alone.


Lucio Botches the Landing

Enemy Reaper had shadow stepped up onto the roof outside the Volskaya Industries starting spawn, which I noticed as Junkrat on offense. I died shortly after, so when I respawned I Concussioned up there and knocked him off with grenades.

My ultimate charged, I sent my RIP-Tire up the wall and thru the small hole to the right of the choke point. Coming down, it saw the enemy scattering backwards – Zarya spotted the tire as she backpedaled round the corner of the hut by the control point with the healthpack inside.

So I climbed the wall instead, going onto the roof before jumping the Tire down – and there was Lucio, “Break it DOWN!!!” in mid-air, sound-thingy raised to slam down on the ground and give everyone shields – and my Tire exploded right before it happened. Triple Kill, and we easily took the point after that.

PATCH NOTES: Reduced Lucio’s airtime when using his ultimate, YOU WISH!!!


Portal to Heck

Shortly after respawning on Lijiang Tower – Garden and heading back out, I heard Symmetra’s line for “Teleporter online.” So I turned back to use it… And died immediately as the enemy Pharah was channeling her ult directly at the teleporter. Mercy who also used the teleport at around the same time splattered and the porter exploded too.


Jank Wastes Your Ults

Defense on Eichenwald, I went up the stairs and set up my usual trap+concuss to watch my back while I dropped bombs from that unexpected angle. The bombchucking must have been triggering enough to enemy Reinhardt that he walked up behind me, stepping in my trap. I spun round to see him, my bombs hitting his shield as I backed off – and he used HAMMER DOWN as I dropped off the stairs, unscathed.

Later Defense on Temple of Anubis, I was defending the second point from an invasion and did my usual chuck a concuss and trigger it to get some instant AoE. Coincidentally, enemy Reaper activated his Death Blossom and killed one me – before flying up into the air like a helicopter, hitting no one else lol!

Art Student Owl Memes

April 29, 16

My pick of the endless ones from

Until I got exhausted reading the still-endless-left list.

Note: I am not, nor was I ever, and artist or art student. But this sounds like what it would be like to be one, and from my recollection of what art-inclined housemates were like.


And 300+ follow below the break. Stil not as many as the 900+ I picked out from the College Liberal Meme!

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Why Stimulus Fails to Achieve What Its Proponents Promise, As Explained by Two Nobel Prize Winners’ Economic Theories

May 14, 15

Firstly, because not all people are stupid, short-sighted suckers.

Milton Friedman, winner of the 1976 Nobel Memorial Prize in Economic Sciences, proposed the Permanent Income Hypothesis that basically says: People won’t spend more just because they get a one-off, one-time boost (e.g. Stimulus), but only if they foresee a long-term increment (e.g. permanent tax cuts).

Secondly, because not all people are stupid, short-sighted suckers (wow, is that a trend or something?).

Thomas Sargent, one of the two winners of the 2011 Nobel Memorial Prize in Economic Sciences, proposed the Rational Expectations Theory that basically says: Don’t expect people to react to your attempted (economic) manipulation like robots with no free will or personalities. Especially if you are trying the same old tricks yet again! Fool me once…

Hence, when politicians and their pet economists (or is it the other way around?) assume they can just open the fiscal spigot and the teeming masses will fall in line with perfect obedience to their hubristic theories, it doesn’t turn out the way they expected. Stimulus does not automatically equate to an improved economy.

And reality bears the above out, to the massive detriment of Americans for 7 years running.

Christians Should Be Libertarians – Supporting Passages & Arguments

November 21, 14

A flip side argument from my long ago post A Short Pondering: Should a Christian Leader Impose Laws Based on Christian Standards?, as I’ve become more Libertarian in outlook.

Yes, Christians have a duty to warn those headed towards eternal doom off their wrong path (and in fact, it is a responsibility to do so, whereby a Christian’s neglect is a punishable offence in God’s eyes).

But should Christians in politics or power enact laws to enforce ‘moral’ behaviour? Apart from the fact that forcing behaviour on people automatically excludes moral actions out of their own free will, I feel that Christians should support a minimum of individual, group and government interference into the lives of people (that do not negatively affect other people).

Here’s a few reasons why:


What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul? – Matthew 16:26

Quick question: Would any of us condone coercing or tricking unbelievers into converting to Christianity? You know, like what the Islamic State thugs are doing in the Levant – ‘convert to Islam or die’?

Of course not, as apart from the fact that we believe only true repentance and conversion of one’s own free will count before God’s eyes, we simply don’t do that sort of thing (anymore, a polemic would be quick to add).

So if we won’t force the unsaved to believe in Jesus in order to save their very souls, then why force them to save their health or wealth or anything else on this mortal plane? After all, as Jesus says in the passage above, what is more valuable and precious than one’s soul? It is eternal and immutable, whereas earthly possessions will be left on earth, and the body will fade away into dust.

If we consider it immoral to coerce people into ‘saving’ their own eternal souls by law or threat, then what justification do we have for coercing them to avoid sweet or fatty food for the sake of their brief-by-comparison health? (If you answered ‘So they don’t burden the national healthcare system with their eventual health problems’ then that’s just another good argument against socialized healthcare.)

(Some caveats apply of course, e.g. preventing people from carrying out decisions made under non-neutral circumstances like suicide when in depression, driving when drunk, signing binding agreements without full information & understanding, etc.)


“I have the right to do anything,” you say—but not everything is beneficial. “I have the right to do anything”—but I will not be mastered by anything. – 1st Corinthian 6:12

This passage basically summarizes the Christian approach to ‘religious law’. Namely, we do not have long lists of detailed and binding legal minutiae accompanied by specific punishments like some other religions. (Caveat again, there are a few instances in the New Testament of proscribed behaviour and recommendations for action.)

Rather than specific letters of the law, we are given general guidelines in the spirit of the law – love God, love thy neighbor, seek righteousness on a personal and public basis. Non-adherence to these precepts brings about divine retribution rather than human punishment. (Caveat yet again – this is of course not including earthly punishments as prescribed by the laws set by human governments.)

What each of us does therefore should be with an eye on whether or not doing it is of benefit and in accordance with the precepts given by God.

ROMANS 13:10

Love does no harm to a neighbor. Therefore love is the fulfillment of the law.

Nuff said!

THAT’S RACIST! Book on Indiegogo

October 24, 14

If anyone still visits my blog, I’d just like to promote my currently ongoing book project on Indiegogo!

Dyana Sofya Mohd Daud Bikini Photo – More BN Alinskyite Tactics

May 21, 14

What was I saying several times about stooping to preposterous sex accusations as part of their tried and true Alinkyite tactics which they learned by copying US Liberals???

Bikini smear campaign against DAP’s Dyana nothing but ‘gutter politics’, say politicians, analysts

Even before she is officially confirmed as the DAP candidate in the May 31 Teluk Intan by-election, Dyana Sofya Mohd Daud is already the victim of a smear campaign that includes pictures of her in a skimpy swimwear.

The 27-year-old political secretary to DAP leader Lim Kit Siang has been attacked on the basis of her ethnicity and religious beliefs – for being a Malay Muslim running for a seat touted to be predominantly Chinese.

Several blogs also recently published photos of a woman clad in a pink bikini, saying it was Dyana and questioned her character as a Muslim.

After the pictures went viral, some social media users said they were not of Dyana, but that of Filipina actress Pauleen Luna.

Responding to the incident, Dyana said she was surprised by the wave of attacks that ensued, following rumours of her candidacy for the by-election.

“My personal details were misused… And now, to tarnish my image further, there appears to be a photo of me allegedly wearing a bikini.

“It is too coincidental, given that rumours of her being a potential candidate surfaced recently. Her rivals were certainly trying to portray her as not a good or real Malay, who in their minds should be conservatively dressed,” said the analyst from the S. Rajaratnam School of International Studies in Singapore.

“Of course, joining DAP came with a price. I was immediately scrutinised and lambasted. False stories were created. My words were twisted. I was labelled a ‘pengkhianat’ (traitor). I was also called many other names.”

But she said all these had solidified her belief that she was “on the right side of history.”

“My mother and my mentors have taught me well. They had warned me that there would be days like these.

FLASHBACK FOR COMPARISON: Urban Legends: Sarah Palin in Flag Bikini w/ Rifle


PS. Dr M remains ever the self-blind hypocrite, and this time gets snarked right back at him!

I want her to be like Mukhriz, but she chose to be like Marina, Dyana’s mum tells Dr Mahathir

The mother of Teluk Intan DAP candidate Dyana Sofya Mohd Daud today responded to former Prime Minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad who had suggested that she had not done enough to impress on her daughter of Umno’s struggle for the country and the Malay race.

Umno member Yammy Samad said she had tried to raise Dyana like Dr Mahathir’s son, Datuk Seri Mukhriz Mahatir but she ended up like the former prime minister’s strong-willed daughter, Datin Paduka Marina Mahathir.

“I tried to raise her like Mukhriz, but she ended up like Marina. I give all my children the freedom to chose what is right and wrong. Dyana is old enough to think about this,” she told The Malaysian Insider today.

MORE FLASHBACK: Dr M conveniently forgot his own bank, car and airline bailouts!

Triple Lesbian Marriage

April 24, 14

Slippery slope? What slippery slope? /sarc

Married lesbian ‘throuple’ expecting first child

Three Massachusetts lesbians got hitched and are now expecting their first child.
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The nuptials of Doll, Kitten and Brynn Young were held this past August, with all three brides wearing white and traditional wedding veils.

Brynn and Kitten were married 2 ½ years ago in the Bay State, before adding Doll to their household mix.

Mind you, this is the natural progression of things since arguments for gay marriage apply just as well to polygamy.

Some Additional Bible Info on Lot and Daughters for RPK

April 16, 14

So RPK has a piece today entitled Islam bashing is actually Christianity bashing, in which he actually kinda does bash Christianity’s morals.

The relevant portion of his article, bolded portions for emphasis done by me:

Take the story of Sodom and Gomorrah from Genesis as one example. Malays know what the Qur’an has to say about this episode. But do they know what the Bible says? Not many do.

Genesis tells us that God wanted to test the people of Lot’s community so He sent two angels disguised as very ‘jambu’ men to that community (if you do not know what jambu means then go ask your Malay friends). And Lot took these two jambu as his guests for the night.

The men in Lot’s community then went berserk. They wanted Lot to surrender these two jambu to the wild crowd so that they can gang rape them. Lot refused and instead offered his two virgin daughters as replacements. They can gang rape his two virgin daughters if they leave the two angels disguised as jambu alone. But the crowd refused Lot’s two virgin daughters. They still wanted the two sexy men.

So God told Lot to take his family and leave that community because He was going to destroy the entire community. Lot and his family were told to leave and not look back. Unfortunately, Lot’s wife did not follow God’s wishes and looked back so she was turned into a pillar of salt.

Lot and his family were spared because they were all righteous people even though Lot had offered his two virgin daughters to be gang raped by the horde of sex-crazed people. Offering your two virgin daughters to be gang raped does not make you unrighteous.

After they had escaped, Lot’s two virgin daughters got him drunk and then had sex with him. Then they became pregnant. But God did not destroy them because they were righteous although they had sex with their own father and got pregnant. Only if you have gay sex will God destroy you.

That is what Christianity teaches us. So what the government did to Anwar is not as bad as what God did to the people of Lot’s community. So why are we complaining about what the government did to Anwar when God did worse? God did not punish Lot for offering his two virgin daughters to be gang raped. In fact, God said Lot was righteous. God did not punish Lot’s daughters for having sex with their own father. In fact, God said they were righteous. God only punished those who have gay sex.

Although RPK goes on quite a bit in his article about reading the Bible, taking comparative religions and understanding religions other than one’s down, here his understanding is lacking and/or coloured by his Islamic background. I don’t blame him really, as many self-proclaimed Christians similarly would not know the following:

Righteousness as defined by Christianity has nothing to do with your deeds, save one: Faith in Jesus (and by extension, God).

There relevant passage:

What does Scripture say? “Abraham believed God, and it was credited to him as righteousness.” Now to the one who works, wages are not credited as a gift but as an obligation. However, to the one who does not work but trusts God who justifies the ungodly, their faith is credited as righteousness. – Romans 4:3-5

This is probably a very foreign, counter-intuitive and perhaps even downright wrong concept to a Muslim or someone steeped in an Islamic background. I know, as I’ve encountered such a different worldview before: Differences in Worldviews of Christianity vs Islam – As Supplied by menj

But the whole concept of Christianity is that nothing we do makes us worthy or forgiveness or salvation or heaven, it’s 100% about what Jesus did on the cross.

Sacraments? Good karmistic works? Five Pillars? None of these matter, for how can we ever compare to the holy and infinitely perfect Creator? (This is something that a Muslim can probably agree with.)

As Isaiah 64:6 laments, all our righteous acts are like filthy rags to Him! A single drop of our filth would contaminate His perfectly pure heaven – only Jesus’ divine redemptive sacrifice can truly and fully cleanse us.

All the ‘Heroes of Faith’ in Hebrews 11 are commended for believing in something they had no assurance of other than God’s word of honour. God promised it, and they lived like they believed it.

Hence when Lot is considered ‘righteous’ in 2 Peter 7-8, it is because he heard God’s message through the angels (leave town!) and believed (he left town).

And on a related point, it is not correct either to assume that the daughters’ de facto rape of their unale-to-give-legal-consent father did not result in any punishment or ill effects. An observant reader will realize just how serious the result of Lot’s family’s sin was – the children born of the incestuous, extra-marital act were named Moab and Bene-Ammon (Genesis 19:36-38). Generations later, the Moabites and the Ammonites were some of the most vicious enemies of their cousins Israel (i.e. the daughters’ father Lot’s uncle Abraham’s son Isaac’s son Jacob aka Israel).

So while faith leads to eternal salvation, earthly actions do have (often serious) consequences.


PS. This is not relevant to my points above, but I’m pretty sure the piece RPK cites that got him so riled up, Council of Islamic Ideology declares women’s existence anti-Islamic… Is actually satire.

PPS. Come to think of it, RPK keeps focusing on the ‘Sodom condemned for its homosexuality’ angle… But seems to ignore that Sodom involved attempted forcible gang rape too! Or is he saying that sort of thing should be ok?

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