In the best traditions of tunneling 200 miles to steal the Nile’s water, unleashing house-sized bulldozers on innocent bystanders, sending strippers to lure and murder young boys, subversive music and social networking sites, and training vulture, shark, rat, squirrel and pigeon conspirators…
Here come the rapist cat ghosts sent by evuuuuul Jewish witches!
Walid Muhammad Hajj: There were, of course, Jews among the [staff of] the Guantanamo Base, and they would set traps for the guys.
Interviewer: Give me an example of witchcraft.
Interviewer: Did they ever use witchcraft on you?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: There was one attempt.
Interviewer: How did they do it?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: Once, when I was sleeping – on the floor, not on a bed – I suddenly felt that a cat was trying to penetrate me. It tried to penetrate me again and again. I recited the kursi verse again and again until the cat left.
Interviewer: But there wasn’t really any cat there?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: Absolutely not.
This Gitmo, by the way:
Only one?!! The infedelic scum American oppressors!!!
On a tip from hutchrun, here’s the Wikipedia entry on Israeli Animal Spy Conspiracy Theories.