Angry White Bitch Blog

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Then visit Angry White Bitch while it’s still new and piping hot fresh from the oven.

Her current latest post is a demonstration of how a liberal blogger can wail and waaaaaaaaaah that sticking Obama’s name under a cartoon monkey is racism, yet simultaneously host drawings of Jesus Christ as a a Nazi and a demon without batting a discrimination eyelid.

And as these two snarky posts testify, I am a big fan of mocking double standards and hypocrisy in blogs which pick a fight with mine.

Tornado Spinning Liberal Racism Hypocrisy: It’s Okay to Call Obama A N*gga If You’re Actually Smearing His Policies

The following is about the comments at Euthanasia and Bestiality: Two Fun Topics, where Blair Mitchelmore mocks my post on atheism and bestiality.

So anyways, I asked how Blair to explain why liberals consider Obama=Monkey as racist, but don’t blink twice at Bush=Monkey or Condoleeza=House N*gga:

Blair responds: 

To his ingenious rationalization and defensive spin of liberal double standards, I replied:

If Blair is right, then all that the Obama=Monkey shirt guy has to do to get the pundits off his back is to explain that he is comparing Obama’s political expertise to the antics of a mischievous monkey:

“Racism, officer? Not at all! This shirt is merely an insightful statement about the under-developed grasp (the monkey’s hand) of economic facts (the half-peeled banana) as displayed by one of the Democratic Presidential incumbents.”

Problem solved! No racism involved! Shirts keep selling!

Ah, but not so fast… Blair shoots back with a Level 7 Tornado Spin Attack that the comic didn’t actually invoke the N-word against Condoleeza!

Let’s see that comic again shall we? Decide for yourself:

Oh, curse my inbred religious fundamentalist lack of intelligence, but he’s right! The comic didn’t call Condoleeza the N-word… It just made her call herself the N-word!

Thus and therefore, a comic criticizing Conservative policies by having Condoleeza Rice calling herself a ‘house n*gga’ is okay… But people had better not criticize Obama’s policies by portraying him identifying himself as a racial stereotype, or else!

So in conclusion, the same conclusion that I came to in that Obama=Monkey shirt post… 

NOT BEING A LOVE SLAVE TO OBAMA IS RACIST!!! SO SAY TEH LIBEHRULS.

Global warming doesn’t cause more tornadoes… The frantic spinning of liberal apologists does!!!

LET THE FLAME POST WARS BEGIN LOL!!!1one!

(But seriously: Latest data shows that global warming reduces tornadoes!)

PS. Another case of me getting into a comments/blog war is at Alexandersarchive = Commentor Theism and Sock Puppetry?

If Abortion is Legal, So Should Killing 27-day Old Babies Be

Peter Singer is an atheist. He is also a proponent of abortion.

Here are some of his quotes on why the right to abort a fetus based on its mental capacity should be extended a little further:

“My colleague Helga Kuhse and I suggest that a period of twenty-eight days after birth might be allowed before an infant is accepted as having the same right to life as others.”

“The calf, the pig, and the much-derided chicken come out well ahead of the fetus at any stage of pregnancy, while if we make the comparison with a fetus of less than three months, a fish would show more signs of consciousness.”

“Characteristics like rationality, autonomy and self-consciousness… make a difference. Infants lack these characteristics. Killing them, therefore, cannot be equated with killing normal human beings.”

- Atheism and Child Murder, correlated by Wikipedia on Peter Singer

Get that? Peter Singer argues that fetuses in their mother’s womb can be legally, morally, ethically aborted because they have no conciousness… No self-awareness… No mind.

This is exactly what everyday pro-abortion groups argue.

The difference is that Peter Singer takes this argument to its logical conclusion - that since babies in the crib are similarly non-sentient, they should also be legal to ‘abort’.

Now, the everyday abortion-lover will decry such a horrific, monstrous worldview. That is not who we are!, they will protest.

But really, what’s the difference? Both are similarly un-sentient, un-self aware, not fully concious.

So by what logical disconnect do abortion supporters argue that killing babies in the playroom is worse than killing babies in their mother’s womb?

Is it because killing an infant is so visual and impacting, as opposed to a mother undergoing an abortion who does not see the bloody, gory mess that is ripped from her womb?

Bloody, gory mess such as in this video.

Because by 12 weeks (which is the First Trimester, totally legal to abort) the fetus already has hands, ribs and a face… Just like the 4-week old baby in the crib.

You go to this link, follow the links there to the pictures, and tell me you can guiltlessly go through with an abortion having those images in your mind.

Let’s take it further… If soundness of mind and mental activity is the criteria we use, then involuntary euthanasia of vegetable-ized hospital patients should be as legal as abortion.

Both the fetus and the mind-cripple do not have sentience or conciousness on par with human adults.

The only difference being, give them both another few months, and the fetus would be fully functioning and on its way to full sentience. Whereas the mental cripple would likely not.

So why is it moral to end the life of the fetus, but deplorable ‘eugenics’ to end the life of the mental handicap? Shouldn’t it be other way around? The fetus has up to 80 years more of life to go, the comatose geriatric only half a decade.

Oh, wait… Liberal doctors are already justifying their forced euthanasia of less-than-fully-sentient patients:

FIRST, Dutch euthanasia advocates said that patient killing will be limited to the competent, terminally ill who ask for it.

Then, when doctors began euthanizing patients who clearly were not terminally ill, sweat not, they soothed: medicalized killing will be limited to competent people with incurable illnesses or disabilities.

Then, when doctors began killing patients who were depressed but not physically ill, not to worry, they told us: only competent depressed people whose desire to commit suicide is “rational” will have their deaths facilitated.

Then, when doctors began killing incompetent people, such as those with Alzheimer’s, it’s all under control, they crooned: non-voluntary killing will be limited to patients who would have asked for it if they were competent.

And now they want to euthanize children.

Or imagine if your brain got zapped in some electromagnetic accident. Your conciousness and sentience get reset to zero, your vital systems cease to function without artificial aid.

However, you would begin to recover your thoughts in about, say, 9 months. After 5 more years, you’d be well on the road to 100% capability again.

How justified would it be to put you to sleep before those crucial 9 months had passed, on the basis of you having no discernible mental capacity? Would it be fair, knowing that you would begin to be self-aware after 9 months and then would become more sentient every day that passed?

So likewise, how justified is it to abort a human fetus before he or she is born, when it is certain that after 9 months he would be fully functioning physically and begin to develop full sentience not long after that?

How does killing an individual a few weeks before he gains full legal rights make it any more excusable?

To close, I conjecture that the pro-abortion liberal individual will never even attempt to address the logic that Peter Singer demonstrates.

Because if they agree with him that the right to live should be basd on mental capacity, that means that they advocate the legalized murder of infants less than a month old.

Whereas if they disagree with him that the right to live should be basd on mental capacity, that means they are guilty of the murder of 1.2 million human beings every single month.

A false dilemma? Less false than you might think.

As this report says, if the baby is killed with chemicals or a scalpel while in the mothers womb… It is a legal abortion.

If it is aborted yet survives the attempt, but left to die in the clinic… It is murder.

Killing a baby in a crib = MURDER

Killing a pregnant woman = DOUBLE MURDER (one for the woman, one for the unborn child)

Killing a baby in the womb = LEGAL ABORTION

WTF???!!!

Abortion is murder, any way you try and spin it.

Obama As A Monkey Is Racism, So Shut the F*ck Up Bush Chimp and Condi House N*gga

From ajc.com via thechocl8t diaries:

Marietta bar owner Mike Norman says the T-shirts he’s peddling, featuring a look-a-like of cartoon chimp Curious George peeling a banana, with “Obama in ‘08″ underneath, are not meant to offend.

Norman acknowledged the imagery’s Jim Crow roots but said he sees nothing wrong with depicting a prominent African-American as a monkey,

“We’re not living in the (19)40’s,” he said. “Look at him . . . the hairline, the ears — he looks just like Curious George.”

About a dozen prostestors rallied against the shirts Tuesday afternoon, condemning them as racist and asking Norman, longtime proprietor of Mulligan’s Bar and Grill on Roswell Street, to stop selling them.

The loosely formed coalition of civil rights activists who gathered Tuesday say they will continue their campaign against Norman’s “hate speech.”

Yes, this is blatant hatred and discrimination against black. RACISM!!! Those intolerant, bigoted Conservatives smearing and degrading Liberals!!!

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Comparing this face:

To this lookalike character:

Is considered racsim. RACISM I SAY!!!!!!!!1one! 

So much so that Obama’s pals over at the Nation of Islam are protesting this racism. Yes, the same definitely-not-racist Nation of Islam which believes that a giant UFO will arrive and kill all Caucasians, and those pesky Jews too.

So when you’re within 200 metres of an Afro-American, never even MENTION the grandparents of all humans according to Darwinists, because that is pure and unadulterated, fully prosecutable racism.

In fact, it would be even more RACIST to compare Obama to a human fetus… Since A) Some Liberals consider chimps to have human rights while human fetuses do not, and B) Obama hates human fetuses, as far as his abortion views go.

But apparently, this isn’t:

Nor this:

Nor 8 years of this:

Nor this, which obviously isn’t in any way sexist either:

Not even the invocation of the ultimate anti-Black slur by a Caucasian artist in this:

Because they’re obviously just light-hearted Liberals having good-natured jibes at stuffy Conservatives baboons.

Despite the fact, of course, that Obama’s Democratic Party has 220 years of documented anti-Black racism.

And if you don’t vote for Obama… You are a racist:

At CNN, an article from Ruben Navarrette Jr. that explicitly spells it out: Not voting for Barack Obama is racism.

Meanwhile, some white Americans are turning themselves inside out to come up with excuses for why they’re not supporting Obama. It seems like just yesterday that these folks were arguing there is no racism in the immigration debate, and now they’re insisting there is no racism in the presidential election.

Some want to know why it isn’t racist when 70 percent of African-Americans vote for Obama but it is when 70 percent of whites vote against him.

The answer has to do with history. Over the decades, black Americans have had plenty of opportunities to vote for white people for president. And they have done so. But this is the first time that white Americans have a chance to vote for an African-American with a shot at the presidency. And what are they doing?

See? Vote for Obama because he’s Black, you are enlightened, progressive and fair minded. Don’t vote for Obama, even if it’s because you totally disagree with his unhinged liberal dementia, you are a racist.

Whereas not voting for Hillary is sexist, but then Hillary isn’t the Obamessiah who will condemn thy faithlessness.

From Day by Day:

So in conclusion, NO PERSON ON EARTH is allowed to criticize Barack Obama, even on matters that have nothing to do with ethnicity such as his policies and flamingly liberal bias, because THAT WOULD BE RACIST.

Oh well then… Call me a racist.

Above from Obama’s Racist, Black-Centric, White-Stereotyping Remarks in His Own Voice

Above from Barack Obama’s Bitter Remark Editorial Cartoons

Above from Reverend Jeremiah Wright - Obama’s Racist Pastor Editorial Cartoons

Above from Is The FAIL Blog Liberal Democrat?

Half the World Economy to Reduce Temperatures by One Quarter of A Degree

From The Ryskind Sketchbook:

The total gross product of the entire world economy of 2005 was USD 59.38 trillion.

And spending USD 34 trillion will achieve, using the IPCC’s own estimates, only a 0.23 degree Celcius less increase in temperature per year.

Assuming, of course, that:

1) The current rise is a long term rising trend, and not just a temporary fluctuation;

2) CO2 really drives global temperatures, not the other way around;

3) Global temperatures are not more affected by any number of other factors such as the sun;

4) Human industrial activities are mostly to blame for 400,000 years of climate change;

5) The Kyoto Protocol will do anything meaningful at all to reduce CO2 emision levels (it hasn’t so far despite several billions Euros spent);

6) The IPCC and Al Gore and celebrity envirokooks are not huge polluters, hypocrites, outright liars, money grubbing scammers and blindo morons when it comes to basic common sense.

Western Show: Super Mario World Song

Mario and King Koopa compete for Princess Peach’s (exacting standards of) acceptance in parodic song!

Watch this mega laugh piece at this Youtube link!

Great music, fun lyrics, classic/stereotypical manga art, and altogether super lolworthy… Especially the when the ‘extra singer’ starts his part!

You can catch Yoshi’s sound effect, the Super Mario World highlands theme (also the last song played by the Video Game Pianist here), the Super Mario Bros. theme, and a bass-heavy version of the Starman theme.

Screen capture snippets of the song below… With much much spacing before screenshot of when the extra guy appears!

Who could the above possibly be?!! Wah ha ha ha ha!

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WAH KAH KA KA KA KA KA KA KA!!! I laughed like insane at this part during lunch!

See other Mario-related posts below:

VGCats: Finish Your Meds (Comic on Dr. Mario)

Video Game Pianist - Super Mario l33t Piano Skillz (Mario game music played on piano) 

Super Mario 64 Speed Run (Much frame clipping abuse allows unreal shortcuts in this Mario game)

VGCats: Madness? This is Mushroom Kingdom! (Comic on Mario/300 tribute)

Press Start to Play!: Old Flames (Comic on the Mario-Koopa-Peach love triangle)

Super Mario Speed Runs (Incredible skills on the original NES Mario games)

The Wolves of Pattani, Southern Thailand

From Red Planet Cartoons:

Bangkok Post: Red Cross Fair Bombed, Attacks in Southern Thailand Increase

Narathiwat - Militants launched a terrorist bomb attack at an annual charity event in Narathiwat province, setting off a bomb that wounded at least 12 persons, police said.

The Sunday night attack occurred at the annual Thai Red Cross fair, held in a Narathiwat municipality park. The bomb was hidden inside a canned milk container left in a garbage can, officers said.

The 12 wounded persons were sent to hospital for treatment. One was treated and discharged; the others were kept for treatment abd observation.

The 10-day fair, which began on April 30, copntinued on Monday, but police revised security measures for visitors.

Extremists also burnt two schools in Rueso district on Sunday night, police said, and six roadside pavilions were torched by suspected insurgents.

A high voltage electricity transmission tower in Rangae district was blown into two pieces after a bomb was remotely detonated by a cell phone, causing a complete blackout in one village.

In nearby Pattani province, closed circuit television captured the images of four men wearing knitted ski-masks who stormed into an automobile showroom and burned five cars in an operation that took only three minutes to complete.

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Did you realize that this is happening on our the very doorsteps of northern Malaysia?

Above all from Photos of Brutally Murdered Victims of the Pattani Insurgency, which has even more pics

We don’t need to go all the way to Iraq or Afghanistan to witness horrific acts of brutality by villager-terrorizing jihadis.

And down to the south, we have similarly merciless attacks in Indonesia:

Above from Murdering and Beheading Three Christian Schoolgirls

Such indiscriminate, cruel, evil and inhumane tactics are exactly why the Iraqis have chosen to support the ‘invader, occupier’ Americans over their murderous Sunni Al Qaeda ‘brethren’.

When American troops very rarely oppress, rape and torture, they are shamed, put on trial and sentenced to harsh punishment by their own government and people.

When jihadis very regularly blow up and cut off the heads of their unarmed victims (list here), their people cheer and praise their courage and then and teach their children to do the same.

Tell me honestly, from deep down in your heart past all the rhetoric and propaganda… Would you really prefer to live under the Taliban or Al Qaeda or Saudi Arabian Wahhabism or Iranian Mullahs?

Or continue your lifestyle of Western-imported food, goods, technology and entertainment that you willingly pay your good money for?

…Did I say Western-imported and willingly paid for? I of course meant Western-imperialist and forced down your throat at gunpoint. What kind of oppressed slave would actually want to buy things like pizza, burgers, ice-cream, Pentiums, movie tickets, video games and blog hosting?

I know many of you hate Bush and his ‘imperialist visions of American hegemony over the world’.

But choose your sides knowing what the other side has in store for you - ‘imperialist hegemony over the world and beheadings, too’.

Ultimate Quicksilver & Scarlet Witch: Incest is The Next Liberal Sexual Revolution

From the pages of The Ultimates, the Sex, Lies, & DVD story arc:

SUPER EFFECTIVE: What’s Professor Oak’s Grandson’s Name?

From Scott Ramsoomair’s new webcomic, SUPER EFFECTIVE, a black-and-white Pokemon offshoot of his usual full-colour VG Cats.

Click to view full short comic and punchline.

Oh, that Professor Oak!

See also Magikarp Splash Attack for:

Malaysian National Service VS. Iraq War: 46 Times Less Lethal

Malaysia’s Nation Service (NS) began in 2003. Today it is the year 2008.

2008’s NS is the fifth stint. Each stint last 3 months.

• 5 stints x 3 months per stint = 15 months total NS time

Each stint is divided into 3 batches that begin NS at different times. Each batch has around 24,000 kids.

• 5 stints x 3 batches per stint x 24,000 kids per batch x = 360,000 kids

Since NS began in 2003, there have been around 21 dead. The latest one being reported just yesterday.

• 21 deaths over 15 months of NS time is 1.4 deaths per month

• 21 deaths out of 360,000 kids is 0.0583% of all participants dying

Now compare the US invasion of Iraq:

The Iraq War began in 20 March 2003. Today it is the year 2008. Since the War has been continuous, that’s…

• 62 months of war so far

The total number of American and British soldiers sent in tours is around…

• 150,000 professional troops

Since the Iraq War began…

• 4000 American soldiers have died

They took at least 23,000 terrorists with them, so much the better for the rest of us potential terror targets.

• 4000 deaths over 62 months of action is 64.516 deaths per month

• 4000 deaths out of 150,000 troops is 2.667% of all combatants dying

Therefore, the Iraq War has 46 times the rate of death of Malaysia’s National Service.

The Iraq War also has 45.7 times the lethality percentage of Malaysia’ National Service (rounds to 46 times).

CONCLUSION: Malaysia’s peacetime, no combat training, no enemy fire National Service is 46 times less lethal towards its participants than the US Armed Forces’ wartime, constant combat, plentiful enemy snipers and roadside bombs and suicide car bombs Iraq War.

Yes!!!! America lose to us!!! Malaysia Boleh!!!

(But God forbid what kind of statistics we will have in the event of an actual war.)

And on a serious note, Singapore’s National Service has combat training, yet manages far fewer deaths than Malaysia’s. WTF?!!

Above are from Malaysian Politics Motivational Posters

Kudos to Dr. Hsu for linkage!