Posts Tagged ‘MCA’

More Malaysian Politics Motivational Posters

April 2, 08

21 original posters… Read ’em and weep! (If you’re a crony, that is.)

The motivational mockery of Malaysian political figures continues at Malaysian Politics Motivational Posters!

Here are some samples of the posters:

InsultingRoyaltyMotiva

DoNotDisturbMotiva

PoliceRestraintMotiva

CorrectMotiva

If you like them, see the whole collection (with new ones added all the time) at this link. Share with your friends and spread the mockery!

Malaysian Politics Motivational Posters

March 26, 08

LATEST UPDATE: 11 Nov 2008

TOTAL POSTERS: 57

Updated with new ones as they are created.

Created by yours truly. (Blog address added to posters on Kean’s prompting.)

Click to view and save full versions. Images and free for forwarding, use on blogs/sites and other reproduction. Show your friends. Spread them around.

Kudos to Macam Macam Ada and kchan for linkage.

CorrectMotiva

1) Correct – Wikipedia on Lingam Tape, Youtube video search

ChineseBloodMotiva

2) Chinese Blood – Police Warn Against Race Baiting in 2008 General Election (Like That’s Gonna Stop UMNO)

StreetProtestMotivat

3) Street Protest – Penang: Massive Illegal UMNO Street Mob Protests Anti-NEP

MalayanUnionMotiva

4) Malayan Union – Najib Tun Razak Says Street Demonstrations Such As Bersih Rally Not Part of Malaysian Culture, Conveniently Forgets Malayan Union Protests

InsultingRoyaltyMotiva

5) Insulting Royalty – Sultans, Politics and MBs – Another Giant Kayu Balak in UMNO’s Eye

PoliceRestraintMotiva

6) Police Restraint – 2007 Bersih Rally – Super Cover Up Job by Government and Mainstream Media (with link to video evidence)

BNSelangorMotiva

7) BN Selangor – Barisan Nasional Selangor Shredding Documents Photos

IrrelevanceMotivat

8.) Irrelevance – Wikipedia on Malaysian Parliamentary seats 2008

Happy72ndBirthdayMotivat

9) Happy 72nd Birthday – Wikipedia on Sammy Vellu

NationalHeroMotiv

10) National Hero – Economics Quiz – What Malaysian Political Party Are You?, Malaysian Astronaut Cosmonaut Angkasawan and joking reference to Captain America

NationalCarMotiva

11) National Car – 70% tariff on imports and Wikipedia on Malaysia’s killer car tariffs, duties and taxes

ComatoseTigerMotiva

12) Let Comatose Tigers Lie – PROTON loses top spot to PERODUA, EPF ownership of shares and Billions poured into PROTON

YourOilMoneyMotiva

13) Your Oil Money – Economics Quiz – What Malaysian Political Party Are You?, Sarawak gets only 5% royalty from its petroleum and 1970 Sabah richest state, today poorest state

DialogueMotiva

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14) Dialogue – Youtube Video Warning For Namewee (Negarakuku)

HouseOfWorshipMotiva

15) House of Worship – Bobjots: Orang Asli Church Demolishment

DoNotDisturbMotiva

16) Do Not Disturb – Bumiputera Malaysia: Abdullah Ahmad Badawi sleeps when Malaysia is not OK

IHasANapMotiva

17) I Has A Nap – Bumiputera Malaysia: Abdullah Ahmad Badawi sleeps when Malaysia is not OK and based on this lol:

IHasAFlavorAFlavorIHasIt

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Dialogue2Motiv

18.) Dialogue 2 – Megaton Punch! UMNO Supporters Punch Guangming Daily Press Photographer

KerisHeroMotiv

19) Keris Hero – Police Warn Against Race Baiting in 2008 General Election (Like That’s Gonna Stop UMNO) and Guitar Hero video game

MyPokemonsMotiv

20) My Pokémons – Lee Jeok: Malaysian Cabinet 2008 Chart and based on this lol:

LetMeShowYouMyPokemans

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OfficerOnDutyMotiv

21) Officer On Duty – Lim Kit Siang on crime rate increase during Badawi’s four years and Bumiputera Malaysia: Abdullah Ahmad Badawi sleeps when Malaysia is not OK

KhalwatAlertMotiv

22) Khalwat Alert – Perak Religious Department to Continue Raids on Hotels, and made more relevant by Beware: Khalwat for you, too

OurNextPMMotiv

23) Our Next PM? – Badawi names Najib as his successor. If so, please kill me before I kill myself or his policies kill the nation. This guy…

Mahathir1Motiv

24) M.A.H.A.T.H.I.R 1 – Mahathir asks Badawi to resign recently, and long history at Sean the Man: Mahathir vs Abdullah Badawi

Mahathir2Motiv

25) M.A.H.A.T.H.I.R 2 – Saya Zalim Anwar Video: Dr. Mahathir Admits Arresting Anwar Ibrahim Without Cause? and based on joke from Seventh Rangers (Mechanized). (Boy, he sure doesn’t like his Deputy PMs eh?)

KhairysAngelsMotiv

26) Khairys Angels – Wikipedia on Khairy Jamaluddin and Mat Rempit, MageP’s Lab: Mat Cemerlang’s clubs and Malaysiakini: Putera Umno’s glorification of Mat Rempit ludicrous. Title is a play on Hells Angels.

NotNewsMotiv

27) Not News – Haris Ibrahim has a concise summary of the blinders the MSM wears. 20,000 rallying at Anwar Ibrahim’s return to politics, and all the Government Enslaved Media (GEM) can focus on is the police response to it. But can’t really blame them, because if anyone dares cover it properly, they get their newspaper banned.

NationalServiceMotiv

28.) National Service – IAmMalaysian on NS deaths which gets some info from Wikipedia, and NS doesn’t fulfill its main purpose of building unity.

KetuananCinaMotiva

29) Ketuanan Cina – See the titular post Ketuanan Cina and Ketuanan Melayu. Compare with Posters 2 and 19. The Chinese supremacist featured is Lu Bu.

KhairyJamaluddinMotiva

30) Khairy Jamaluddin – See his blog here. Ironic because he called bloggers – you guessed it! – monkeys! See here and here for details. Excellent monkey pic from National Geographic.

PublicEnemyNum1Motiv

31) Public Enemy #1 – Raja Petra Kamarudin Chooses Jail Rather Than Pay RM 5,000 Bail

LastWordsMotiv

32) Last Words –Latest Malaysian National Service Death, 9 May 2008. See also Poster #28 and its references.

May131969Motiv

33) May 13, 1969 – This one was a gift to Jed Yoong after she expressed her initial disbelief that a certain newspaper editor could trivialize May 13 as catching dragonflies. See A Day of Infamy That’s So Infamous, No One Knows What Happened Actually for facts.

22LessThan5aMotiv

34) 22 Is Less Than 5 – See Dr M Quits UMNO, Blames Badawi For 22 Years of Mahathirism

22LessThan5bMotiv

35) 22 < 5 – Same as above, only using mathematical symbols.

TemptressesMotiv

36) Temptresses – Mockery of claims made in School Uniform Causes Rape: Malaysian Pervert Group Leers at Underage Schoolgirls, Assumes Every Other Male is Just as Deviant

PreventingRapeMotiv

37) Preventing Rape – Refresh your memory at Veiling the Uncovered Meat

AfricanBumiputraMotiv

38) African Bumiputra – Although the Chinese in South Africa have one sixth the history as Chinese in Malaysia, they beat us to it. See Even Chinese in South Africa Considered ‘African Bumiputera’

RaperapeDeterrenceMotiv

39) Rape Deterrence – See the titular post Rape Deterrence’. Be sure to compare with Poster 36 and 37 above.

Whodunit?Motiv

40) Whodunit? – See Seven Conspiracy Theories of the Anwar Sodomy Allegations and the major news shakeup of Anwar Accused of New Sodomy.

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41) Our Next PM? Statement – See major shocker Anwar: Najib Had Sex With Altantuya, Had Her Murdered To Shut Her Up!!!!

42) Our Next PM? C4 – Same as preceding.

Whodunit2?Motiv

43) Whodunit? 2 – See P. Balasubramaniam Retracts Statutory Declaration: Najib Didn’t Have Sex With Altantuya!

Class Motiv

44) Class – Yeah, observe their high moral standards at Susan Loone – UMNO’s pornographic acts during nomination day.

DraMaMotiv

45) DRaMa – Here we go again… Drama-laaah, Dr M! Mahathir Now Thinking of Rejoining UMNO

Monty Python Malaysian Motivational Poster

46) Monty Python – The Sun, Sin Chew Daily, Suara Keadilan Issued Show Cause Letters For ‘Sensitive Issues’

Ahmad Ismail Pendatang

Ahmad Ismail Pendatang

47) & 48) Pendatang – Pendatang (that is, Datuk Ahmad Ismail)

Tan Choon Heng ISA

Teresa Kok ISA

Teresa Kok ISA

Teresa Kok ISA

Lim Kit Siang ISA

Karpal Singh ISA

49) to 53) I Survived (Teresa Kok version) – They Survived ISA Detention! which has versions with the names of the survivors (Tan Choon Heng, Teresa Kok, Lim kit Siang, Kapral Singh)

Silence Him RPK Poster

54) Silence Him – Free Raja Petra Kamarudin Tribute Poster

Utusan Malaysia Teresa Kok

55) Utusan Malaysia – Utusan Malaysia Issues Unsubtle Death Threat Against Teresa Kok, Defended by Rocky Bru

RPK Raja Petra Kamarudin ISA

56) I Survived (RPK version) – Raja Petra Kamarudin Survived the ISA!

Khalid Abu Bakar deny video evidence Negaraku Bersih arrests

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57) Khalid Abu Bakar – Did the Police Move in During Negaraku? Watch Video, You Decide

MCA Forum on Effects of Global Warming – Making You Stupider Than Before

January 14, 08

So…

Few people understand the contemporary global warming phenomenon, and fewer still realise the seriousness of its effect on the Earth.

But if you get suckered into listening to this MCA talk, you’re going to be worse off than an ignoramus as they fill your head with utter falsehoods, outright inaccuracies and blatant lies.

On a tip from Soon.

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From The Star 12 Jan 2008:

   MCAForumGW1  MCAForumGW2

Forum on effects of global warming

FEW people understand the contemporary global warming phenomenon, and fewer still realise the seriousness of its effect on the Earth. 

Hence, the MCA life-long learning reading club is holding a forum on the issue at the MCA 9-point party platform exhibition at the Putra World Trade Centre in Kuala Lumpur during the Jan 19-20 weekend.  

The forum is conceptualised around the book “An Inconvenient Truth” by former US vice-president Al Gore, who is now a world ambassador for environmental matters.  

Tzu-Chi Foundation volunteers who have been actively involved in recycling campaigns have been invited to share their experience at the forum. 

For self-enhancement: MCA life-long learning secretariat director Quek Ngee Meng (right) and Tan looking at books recommended by the MCA’s lifelong learning reading club.

Tan Chee Wei, an administrative executive of the KL branch of Taiwan Buddhist Tzu-Chi Foundation Malaysia, will be speaking at the Mandarin session from 4.30pm to 6pm on Jan 20. 

He will also present a video clip on the Tzu-Chi recycling work. 

Two other volunteers – senior bank manager Wong Mun Heng and construction company executive director Robert Chong – will speak at the English session from 5.30pm to 7pm on Jan 19. 

“Reading can lead one to a lot of things, including awareness and actions to be taken but real action is another matter,” said Chong, a volunteer in the Tzu-Chi recycling work. 

“We encourage people to take simple action – such as using buckets of water to wash cars instead of using big water pipes. These are simple effects and efforts to use our resources and all of us share the responsibility to saving the mother earth,” he said.  

Wong, a volunteer with Tzu-Chi since 1999, said that people needed to simplify their lifestyle to reduce pollution to lead a better life. 

“Everyone knows the world has changed but have not realised that it is changing at a faster pace lately. Time is not on our side,” he said. 

The two-session forum is one of the events in the MCA 9-point party platform exhibition held in conjunction with the National Youth Entrepreneur Convention.  

The exhibition covers life-long learning, revitalising education, Chinese language education, economic competitiveness, development and promotion of culture, new villages development, a just and caring society and the concept of rakyat Malaysia.  

For more information, call the MCA headquarters at 03-2161 8044 (ext 420) or visit www.mca.org.my. 

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Effects of global warming? I’ll tell you the effects of global warming. Snow, ice, blizzards, frost and freezing to death, that’s what global warming does.

What? Didn’t they get the memo? It was in the news, locally and worldwide, if they even bother to read it except to see their own smiling faces in there.

The world is changing at a faster pace? Since when  does everything’s the same as before count as an acceleration towards doomsday? ‘The fact is that the global temperature of 2007 is statistically the same as 2006 and every year since 2001’. 

As for recycling, yes it’s a good thing to do and all. But if the aim is solely to stop (non-existant) global warming, recycling will make things worse as it recycling uses up more carbon-emitting energy than fresh manufacture! (Except for steel and aluminium.)

The extreme end result of focusing on removing all carbon from the atmosphere? Burying the etntire world’s forests for the sake of Mother Gaia.

If the MCA is recommending trash like An Inconvenient Truth – which is wholly debunked, 35 times over – its reading club members better double check how good their book recommendatiosn really are.

Or as Soon says: If these MCA folks are serious truth seekers, they best search twice and know what they havee been fed.

Utter total uneducated and gullible idiocy. But then, what do we expect from politicians?

Cuh. I’d write to The Star to set them straight, but then the lower-ranking, Gore-washed editors in charge of filtering the letters would likely throw it out, or worse – edit it.

Can someone attend the MCA talk in KL and spread the real truth?

Not to disrupt the activities or anything, just raise some pertinent questions about the statistical no-rise-in-temperature, the historic 400-year lag where temperatures rise then CO2 levels rise, the spate of cold and snow wordlwide, Al Gore’s massive hypocritical use of resources while telling us our miniscule use is dooming the planet…

With info-filled print outs for all attendees.

Talk not disrupted, per se, but hijacked.