Posts Tagged ‘Keris controversy’

Hishammuddin’s Merdeka Message: UMNO and I Will Pay Dearly For Creating Racial Tension

September 1, 09

Hypocrisy Meter from theblogprof.

From The Star 31 Aug 2009:

Hisham:Create racial tension and you’ll pay dearly
By LOURDES CHARLES, FLORENCE SAMY and WANI MUTHIAH

SHAH ALAM: The Home Ministry will take stern action against any group that tries to create racial tension, says minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein.

He said the security of the people and peace far outweighed any other issues in the country.

”Friday’s incident, if left unchecked, will lead to more conflicts and tense situations,” he warned.

“This is a very sensitive matter,” said Hishammuddin. “I am issuing a stern warning to any party or group not to resort or act beyond the confines of law that can be detrimental to the security and peace of the country.”

The Government, he added, would not bow to any pressure in matters involving race and religion.

A group of more than 200 people had marched to the Selangor state secretariat after Friday prayers to protest the relocation of a Hindu temple in Section 23, here.

The group had left a cow’s head at the entrance of the building.

Hishammuddin also suggested that Selangor Mentri Besar Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim and his exco members should meet the disgruntled group to sort out the matter amicably instead of leaving it to the local authorities.

He said the decision to relocate the temple was made by the excos and they should be held responsible for the move.

He also warned those instigating the Hindus through articles posted on the internet that the Police and the Malaysian Commission and Multimedia Communication, together with the Attorney-General’s chambers, were monitoring such actions.

Meanwhile, Upko president Tan Sri Bernard Dompok said there was no room for extremism in Malaysia.

Expressing regret over Friday’s incident, Dompok said such action would divide the people, not unite them.

To date, more than 50 police reports have been lodged at the Shah Alam district police headquarters over the protest.

So… How much are you charging yourself ‘dearly’ for this:

Kerismuddin

And how much are your charging them ‘dearly’ for these:

Ah Pek, sit down and keep quiet!”

“I’m talking about Muslims, not keling.”

– Badruddin Amiruldin ( Deputy Permanent Chairman of UMNO)

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“Datuk Hisham has unsheathed his keris, waved his keris, kissed his keris. We want to ask Datuk Hisham when is he going to use it?”

“Force must be used against those who refused to abide by the social contract.”

– Hashim Suboh (Deputy Chief of UMNO Kangar)

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“Malays will kill Chinese, Chinese will kill Malays, Indians will kill everybody else.”

– Tengku Adnan (Tourism Minister under Barisan Nasional, Setiausaha Kerja of UMNO)

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“Burn down the Selangor Chinese Assembly Hall.”

– Abdul Aziz Sheikh Fadzir (Deputy Leader of UMNO Youth)

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“Revoke the citizenship of those who opposed the Malay rulers.”

“May 13 has begun.”

“Soak it (the keris) with Malaysian Chinese blood.”

– Najib Tun Razak (Prime Minister under Barisan Nasional, President of UMNO)

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“The Jews robbed the Palestinians of everything, but in Malaysia they could not do so, hence they do this, depress the ringgit.”

“Today the Jews rule the world by proxy. They get others to fight and die for them. They invented socialism, communism, human rights and democracy so that persecuting them would appear to be wrong so they may enjoy equal rights with others.”

“1.3 billion Muslims cannot be defeated by a few million Jews.”

– Mahathir bin Mohamad (Former Prime Minister under Barisan Nasional, UMNO member)

More Malaysian Politics Motivational Posters

April 2, 08

21 original posters… Read ’em and weep! (If you’re a crony, that is.)

The motivational mockery of Malaysian political figures continues at Malaysian Politics Motivational Posters!

Here are some samples of the posters:

InsultingRoyaltyMotiva

DoNotDisturbMotiva

PoliceRestraintMotiva

CorrectMotiva

If you like them, see the whole collection (with new ones added all the time) at this link. Share with your friends and spread the mockery!

Malaysian Politics Motivational Posters

March 26, 08

LATEST UPDATE: 11 Nov 2008

TOTAL POSTERS: 57

Updated with new ones as they are created.

Created by yours truly. (Blog address added to posters on Kean’s prompting.)

Click to view and save full versions. Images and free for forwarding, use on blogs/sites and other reproduction. Show your friends. Spread them around.

Kudos to Macam Macam Ada and kchan for linkage.

CorrectMotiva

1) Correct – Wikipedia on Lingam Tape, Youtube video search

ChineseBloodMotiva

2) Chinese Blood – Police Warn Against Race Baiting in 2008 General Election (Like That’s Gonna Stop UMNO)

StreetProtestMotivat

3) Street Protest – Penang: Massive Illegal UMNO Street Mob Protests Anti-NEP

MalayanUnionMotiva

4) Malayan Union – Najib Tun Razak Says Street Demonstrations Such As Bersih Rally Not Part of Malaysian Culture, Conveniently Forgets Malayan Union Protests

InsultingRoyaltyMotiva

5) Insulting Royalty – Sultans, Politics and MBs – Another Giant Kayu Balak in UMNO’s Eye

PoliceRestraintMotiva

6) Police Restraint – 2007 Bersih Rally – Super Cover Up Job by Government and Mainstream Media (with link to video evidence)

BNSelangorMotiva

7) BN Selangor – Barisan Nasional Selangor Shredding Documents Photos

IrrelevanceMotivat

8.) Irrelevance – Wikipedia on Malaysian Parliamentary seats 2008

Happy72ndBirthdayMotivat

9) Happy 72nd Birthday – Wikipedia on Sammy Vellu

NationalHeroMotiv

10) National Hero – Economics Quiz – What Malaysian Political Party Are You?, Malaysian Astronaut Cosmonaut Angkasawan and joking reference to Captain America

NationalCarMotiva

11) National Car – 70% tariff on imports and Wikipedia on Malaysia’s killer car tariffs, duties and taxes

ComatoseTigerMotiva

12) Let Comatose Tigers Lie – PROTON loses top spot to PERODUA, EPF ownership of shares and Billions poured into PROTON

YourOilMoneyMotiva

13) Your Oil Money – Economics Quiz – What Malaysian Political Party Are You?, Sarawak gets only 5% royalty from its petroleum and 1970 Sabah richest state, today poorest state

DialogueMotiva

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14) Dialogue – Youtube Video Warning For Namewee (Negarakuku)

HouseOfWorshipMotiva

15) House of Worship – Bobjots: Orang Asli Church Demolishment

DoNotDisturbMotiva

16) Do Not Disturb – Bumiputera Malaysia: Abdullah Ahmad Badawi sleeps when Malaysia is not OK

IHasANapMotiva

17) I Has A Nap – Bumiputera Malaysia: Abdullah Ahmad Badawi sleeps when Malaysia is not OK and based on this lol:

IHasAFlavorAFlavorIHasIt

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Dialogue2Motiv

18.) Dialogue 2 – Megaton Punch! UMNO Supporters Punch Guangming Daily Press Photographer

KerisHeroMotiv

19) Keris Hero – Police Warn Against Race Baiting in 2008 General Election (Like That’s Gonna Stop UMNO) and Guitar Hero video game

MyPokemonsMotiv

20) My Pokémons – Lee Jeok: Malaysian Cabinet 2008 Chart and based on this lol:

LetMeShowYouMyPokemans

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OfficerOnDutyMotiv

21) Officer On Duty – Lim Kit Siang on crime rate increase during Badawi’s four years and Bumiputera Malaysia: Abdullah Ahmad Badawi sleeps when Malaysia is not OK

KhalwatAlertMotiv

22) Khalwat Alert – Perak Religious Department to Continue Raids on Hotels, and made more relevant by Beware: Khalwat for you, too

OurNextPMMotiv

23) Our Next PM? – Badawi names Najib as his successor. If so, please kill me before I kill myself or his policies kill the nation. This guy…

Mahathir1Motiv

24) M.A.H.A.T.H.I.R 1 – Mahathir asks Badawi to resign recently, and long history at Sean the Man: Mahathir vs Abdullah Badawi

Mahathir2Motiv

25) M.A.H.A.T.H.I.R 2 – Saya Zalim Anwar Video: Dr. Mahathir Admits Arresting Anwar Ibrahim Without Cause? and based on joke from Seventh Rangers (Mechanized). (Boy, he sure doesn’t like his Deputy PMs eh?)

KhairysAngelsMotiv

26) Khairys Angels – Wikipedia on Khairy Jamaluddin and Mat Rempit, MageP’s Lab: Mat Cemerlang’s clubs and Malaysiakini: Putera Umno’s glorification of Mat Rempit ludicrous. Title is a play on Hells Angels.

NotNewsMotiv

27) Not News – Haris Ibrahim has a concise summary of the blinders the MSM wears. 20,000 rallying at Anwar Ibrahim’s return to politics, and all the Government Enslaved Media (GEM) can focus on is the police response to it. But can’t really blame them, because if anyone dares cover it properly, they get their newspaper banned.

NationalServiceMotiv

28.) National Service – IAmMalaysian on NS deaths which gets some info from Wikipedia, and NS doesn’t fulfill its main purpose of building unity.

KetuananCinaMotiva

29) Ketuanan Cina – See the titular post Ketuanan Cina and Ketuanan Melayu. Compare with Posters 2 and 19. The Chinese supremacist featured is Lu Bu.

KhairyJamaluddinMotiva

30) Khairy Jamaluddin – See his blog here. Ironic because he called bloggers – you guessed it! – monkeys! See here and here for details. Excellent monkey pic from National Geographic.

PublicEnemyNum1Motiv

31) Public Enemy #1 – Raja Petra Kamarudin Chooses Jail Rather Than Pay RM 5,000 Bail

LastWordsMotiv

32) Last Words –Latest Malaysian National Service Death, 9 May 2008. See also Poster #28 and its references.

May131969Motiv

33) May 13, 1969 – This one was a gift to Jed Yoong after she expressed her initial disbelief that a certain newspaper editor could trivialize May 13 as catching dragonflies. See A Day of Infamy That’s So Infamous, No One Knows What Happened Actually for facts.

22LessThan5aMotiv

34) 22 Is Less Than 5 – See Dr M Quits UMNO, Blames Badawi For 22 Years of Mahathirism

22LessThan5bMotiv

35) 22 < 5 – Same as above, only using mathematical symbols.

TemptressesMotiv

36) Temptresses – Mockery of claims made in School Uniform Causes Rape: Malaysian Pervert Group Leers at Underage Schoolgirls, Assumes Every Other Male is Just as Deviant

PreventingRapeMotiv

37) Preventing Rape – Refresh your memory at Veiling the Uncovered Meat

AfricanBumiputraMotiv

38) African Bumiputra – Although the Chinese in South Africa have one sixth the history as Chinese in Malaysia, they beat us to it. See Even Chinese in South Africa Considered ‘African Bumiputera’

RaperapeDeterrenceMotiv

39) Rape Deterrence – See the titular post Rape Deterrence’. Be sure to compare with Poster 36 and 37 above.

Whodunit?Motiv

40) Whodunit? – See Seven Conspiracy Theories of the Anwar Sodomy Allegations and the major news shakeup of Anwar Accused of New Sodomy.

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41) Our Next PM? Statement – See major shocker Anwar: Najib Had Sex With Altantuya, Had Her Murdered To Shut Her Up!!!!

42) Our Next PM? C4 – Same as preceding.

Whodunit2?Motiv

43) Whodunit? 2 – See P. Balasubramaniam Retracts Statutory Declaration: Najib Didn’t Have Sex With Altantuya!

Class Motiv

44) Class – Yeah, observe their high moral standards at Susan Loone – UMNO’s pornographic acts during nomination day.

DraMaMotiv

45) DRaMa – Here we go again… Drama-laaah, Dr M! Mahathir Now Thinking of Rejoining UMNO

Monty Python Malaysian Motivational Poster

46) Monty Python – The Sun, Sin Chew Daily, Suara Keadilan Issued Show Cause Letters For ‘Sensitive Issues’

Ahmad Ismail Pendatang

Ahmad Ismail Pendatang

47) & 48) Pendatang – Pendatang (that is, Datuk Ahmad Ismail)

Tan Choon Heng ISA

Teresa Kok ISA

Teresa Kok ISA

Teresa Kok ISA

Lim Kit Siang ISA

Karpal Singh ISA

49) to 53) I Survived (Teresa Kok version) – They Survived ISA Detention! which has versions with the names of the survivors (Tan Choon Heng, Teresa Kok, Lim kit Siang, Kapral Singh)

Silence Him RPK Poster

54) Silence Him – Free Raja Petra Kamarudin Tribute Poster

Utusan Malaysia Teresa Kok

55) Utusan Malaysia – Utusan Malaysia Issues Unsubtle Death Threat Against Teresa Kok, Defended by Rocky Bru

RPK Raja Petra Kamarudin ISA

56) I Survived (RPK version) – Raja Petra Kamarudin Survived the ISA!

Khalid Abu Bakar deny video evidence Negaraku Bersih arrests

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57) Khalid Abu Bakar – Did the Police Move in During Negaraku? Watch Video, You Decide